Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

putrescent valor
some whore demanding import
please deny the writhe
Haiku # 48908, July 15, 2012 3:12 am ET
by Lush
discount the moron
mine is putrid palaver
slip the member
Haiku # 48907, July 15, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
bodies are described
by mass and some volume scribe
huggeth the entire
Haiku # 48906, July 15, 2012 3:06 am ET
by Lush
holy egoism
mine reduction remains true
just some purity
Haiku # 48905, July 15, 2012 3:04 am ET
by Lush
the whole mental thing
can be real but can be a
racket, sell you drugs

makes one worse, keeps one
on the horse, money making
emotional sickness
Haiku # 48903, July 14, 2012 2:11 pm ET
by bhs
well you know after
a while the guy who talks to
computers, that's him

"ah that's just him" that
makes the number talk, twitches
and talks to the self
Haiku # 48902, July 13, 2012 7:51 am ET
by bhs
So zabadooey's back.
Psychiatric treatment helped
But no one cares!
Haiku # 48901, July 13, 2012 4:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'll do a chicken
I'll do it all day and night
Then I'll eat it up
Haiku # 48900, July 13, 2012 1:37 am ET
by Chicken Lover of Next door to you.
well it's true, my own
penis isn't that big but
it still works...ok
Haiku # 48899, July 12, 2012 1:40 pm ET
by bhs
Ash thanks for playing
Certainly words hard to hear
"Grandma has a cock"


Ghost of Hollywood
Thank you for your answer too
"I jerk off wildly"


Maybe the next time
William N., Lush and Crimson
Will play along too


Along the same lines
Mine similiar yet different
"Your penis is small"


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?
"Your penis is small"
Haiku # 48898, July 12, 2012 2:19 am ET
by Let's play a Haiku game
I help people cheat;
Not on spouses, but on homework.
I'm called a tutor.
Haiku # 48897, July 11, 2012 8:09 am ET
by Dave
bang bang bang is all
I hear this morning, living
not in my own place
Haiku # 48896, July 11, 2012 7:45 am ET
by bhs
Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
i jerk off wildly
Haiku # 48895, July 11, 2012 4:12 am ET
by with the ghost of hollywood bonfire
Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 48894, July 11, 2012 4:11 am ET
by ash
I shout at the sky
Stop fucking raining will you
Just keeps on raining
Haiku # 48893, July 11, 2012 1:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, Mommy Mommy!
What is an ICBM?
It's a frozen turd.

(Icy B.M.)
Haiku # 48892, July 11, 2012 1:38 am ET
by BifurcatingPoo of Tulsa
Complete the Haiku
I supply the first two lines
You finish the third

OK, here we go
Let's give this game a try now
You know what to do


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____

Haiku # 48891, July 11, 2012 1:00 am ET
by Let's play a Haiku game
oh now the tanking
economy goes south with a
sherman lemming crash...
Haiku # 48890, July 10, 2012 4:05 pm ET
by bhs
Hello!
phen375 , fat burner ,
Haiku # 48889, July 10, 2012 5:14 am ET
by potywprr of USA
I am at a loss
for words, or form, for all is
formless in this form
Haiku # 48888, July 10, 2012 2:40 am ET
by bhs
hmm, well since we're all
fucking around here why not
just get a threesome?
Haiku # 48887, July 9, 2012 1:53 am ET
by bhs
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man's wife
Hahahaha
Haiku # 48886, July 8, 2012 6:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man
Haiku # 48885, July 8, 2012 6:35 am ET
by Tisme
why is it that these
not so happy smart folks feel
the need to call stuff

lame, I feel dated
surrounded by gin blos-
oms leftovers
Haiku # 48884, July 8, 2012 3:02 am ET
by bhs
the fabric of the
universe, black holes as seeds
for new universe(s)

so sci fi writers
are out of a job now that
michio kaku

invented the things
that he read in those books and
wrote books about that
Haiku # 48883, July 8, 2012 3:00 am ET
by bs
piping below ground
within the dark it matters
hark the boson's call
Haiku # 48882, July 7, 2012 8:53 pm ET
by ash
Fixed interest rates
You can bank on Barclays Bank
To fix a good deal
Haiku # 48881, July 7, 2012 11:36 am ET
by William
Law: Lush mechanics
Rules: all within shall be swell
all without, not swell

Haiku # 48880, July 6, 2012 11:49 pm ET
by Lush
no violation
within a closed stat system
immeasurably lame
Haiku # 48879, July 6, 2012 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
self evident dross
mathematics without source
number fudging, son
Haiku # 48878, July 6, 2012 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
quantum state vague
without momentum i twirl
massive ego, no?
Haiku # 48877, July 6, 2012 11:40 pm ET
by Lush
This Higgs Boson binds
The universe together?
Sure sounds like The Force.
Haiku # 48876, July 6, 2012 11:33 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don't understand
Haiku # 48875, July 6, 2012 11:30 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet of Let's try that again
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don
Haiku # 48874, July 6, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet
let's tap this sum' bitch
and harness the consequence
a bid from the rear?
Haiku # 48873, July 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by Lush
solicited dough
accelerated some crap
hence, i must name it
Haiku # 48872, July 6, 2012 9:30 pm ET
by Lush
that particle's new
new as the Indian shore
plant a flag in it
Haiku # 48871, July 6, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a new particle
thought to be the Higgs boson
discovered at CERN
Haiku # 48870, July 6, 2012 10:02 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh say can't you see
that his rocket isn't red
but his pills are blue
Haiku # 48869, July 6, 2012 7:26 am ET
by ash
hmm I wonder if
the zombie ads will plug the
boner pills for uncle sam
Haiku # 48868, July 6, 2012 2:07 am ET
by bs
age is catching up
happy birthday uncle sam
buy the aricept
Haiku # 48867, July 5, 2012 8:58 am ET
by ash
Independance Day
Happy Birthday U.S.A.
Born on July 4th
Haiku # 48865, July 4, 2012 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
Mines gone forever
.
Haiku # 48864, July 4, 2012 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bottlecap bouncing
signals the crapulence, mine
bedward i canter
Haiku # 48862, July 3, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
gambol when able
whirlabout and shine within
let the head slide guise
Haiku # 48861, July 3, 2012 1:38 am ET
by Lush
in the words of me
i feel taken to the dry
cleaners and hung up
Haiku # 48860, July 2, 2012 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
open your eyes now
She stood outside of the car
Totally naked
;-)
Haiku # 48859, July 2, 2012 12:51 pm ET
by William
what would ayn rand do
let go of the train and let
the whole thing fall down?
Haiku # 48858, July 1, 2012 1:19 pm ET
by bs of atlas, shrug
when someone mentions
CS Lewis or some other
person like that here

do you go "oh posh?"
or a jk rowling? or
oh heck get the broom
Haiku # 48857, July 1, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
when under the spell
of a faith does it aid or
hinder humanity
Haiku # 48856, July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
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