Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Hello!
phen375 , fat burner ,
Haiku # 48889, July 10, 2012 5:14 am ET
by potywprr of USA
I am at a loss
for words, or form, for all is
formless in this form
Haiku # 48888, July 10, 2012 2:40 am ET
by bhs
hmm, well since we're all
fucking around here why not
just get a threesome?
Haiku # 48887, July 9, 2012 1:53 am ET
by bhs
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man's wife
Hahahaha
Haiku # 48886, July 8, 2012 6:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man
Haiku # 48885, July 8, 2012 6:35 am ET
by Tisme
why is it that these
not so happy smart folks feel
the need to call stuff

lame, I feel dated
surrounded by gin blos-
oms leftovers
Haiku # 48884, July 8, 2012 3:02 am ET
by bhs
the fabric of the
universe, black holes as seeds
for new universe(s)

so sci fi writers
are out of a job now that
michio kaku

invented the things
that he read in those books and
wrote books about that
Haiku # 48883, July 8, 2012 3:00 am ET
by bs
piping below ground
within the dark it matters
hark the boson's call
Haiku # 48882, July 7, 2012 8:53 pm ET
by ash
Fixed interest rates
You can bank on Barclays Bank
To fix a good deal
Haiku # 48881, July 7, 2012 11:36 am ET
by William
Law: Lush mechanics
Rules: all within shall be swell
all without, not swell

Haiku # 48880, July 6, 2012 11:49 pm ET
by Lush
no violation
within a closed stat system
immeasurably lame
Haiku # 48879, July 6, 2012 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
self evident dross
mathematics without source
number fudging, son
Haiku # 48878, July 6, 2012 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
quantum state vague
without momentum i twirl
massive ego, no?
Haiku # 48877, July 6, 2012 11:40 pm ET
by Lush
This Higgs Boson binds
The universe together?
Sure sounds like The Force.
Haiku # 48876, July 6, 2012 11:33 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don't understand
Haiku # 48875, July 6, 2012 11:30 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet of Let's try that again
I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don
Haiku # 48874, July 6, 2012 11:29 pm ET
by an Anonymous Poet
let's tap this sum' bitch
and harness the consequence
a bid from the rear?
Haiku # 48873, July 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by Lush
solicited dough
accelerated some crap
hence, i must name it
Haiku # 48872, July 6, 2012 9:30 pm ET
by Lush
that particle's new
new as the Indian shore
plant a flag in it
Haiku # 48871, July 6, 2012 9:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a new particle
thought to be the Higgs boson
discovered at CERN
Haiku # 48870, July 6, 2012 10:02 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
oh say can't you see
that his rocket isn't red
but his pills are blue
Haiku # 48869, July 6, 2012 7:26 am ET
by ash
hmm I wonder if
the zombie ads will plug the
boner pills for uncle sam
Haiku # 48868, July 6, 2012 2:07 am ET
by bs
age is catching up
happy birthday uncle sam
buy the aricept
Haiku # 48867, July 5, 2012 8:58 am ET
by ash
Independance Day
Happy Birthday U.S.A.
Born on July 4th
Haiku # 48865, July 4, 2012 4:39 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
Mines gone forever
.
Haiku # 48864, July 4, 2012 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bottlecap bouncing
signals the crapulence, mine
bedward i canter
Haiku # 48862, July 3, 2012 1:40 am ET
by Lush
gambol when able
whirlabout and shine within
let the head slide guise
Haiku # 48861, July 3, 2012 1:38 am ET
by Lush
in the words of me
i feel taken to the dry
cleaners and hung up
Haiku # 48860, July 2, 2012 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
open your eyes now
She stood outside of the car
Totally naked
;-)
Haiku # 48859, July 2, 2012 12:51 pm ET
by William
what would ayn rand do
let go of the train and let
the whole thing fall down?
Haiku # 48858, July 1, 2012 1:19 pm ET
by bs of atlas, shrug
when someone mentions
CS Lewis or some other
person like that here

do you go "oh posh?"
or a jk rowling? or
oh heck get the broom
Haiku # 48857, July 1, 2012 1:18 pm ET
by bs
when under the spell
of a faith does it aid or
hinder humanity
Haiku # 48856, July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
is the Rapture a
sort of suicide idea
evangelicals?

the bigger picture?
is global warming also
just a belief? ok
Haiku # 48855, July 1, 2012 1:17 pm ET
by bs
so when is the end
of the world supposed to go
happen now, later?
Haiku # 48854, July 1, 2012 1:16 pm ET
by bs
african mango
i'd eat me some of that stuff
with my viagra
Haiku # 48853, June 29, 2012 3:28 am ET
by ash
will anyone get
mondrian or pollack
if no one does read printed
words, are we all old?
Haiku # 48852, June 28, 2012 12:40 am ET
by bs
well throw words at a
digital wall, and so you
get this here website

not quite mr. pollack but
splat all the same...

yes yes do you want a slurpee
with you boner pills, yes yes
Haiku # 48850, June 27, 2012 2:19 pm ET
by bs
SMILE
irrepressible
lips in contortion, mine ash
gratitude abounds
Haiku # 48849, June 27, 2012 12:12 am ET
by Lush
you can get a loan
and buy all the paints you need
the spam bot says so
Haiku # 48848, June 26, 2012 9:29 am ET
by ash
furthermore, you'll note
affixed positive title
and eschewed canvas
Haiku # 48846, June 26, 2012 2:14 am ET
by Lush
nor summon the skill
to replicate a Chagall
settled most abstract
Haiku # 48845, June 26, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
i couldn't afford
multicolored cans of paint
for a Mondrian
Haiku # 48844, June 26, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
derivative, yes
but this is my bedroom wall
all rights reserv-ed
Haiku # 48843, June 26, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
It is so pity that the society we have created (or are in verge of creating)
Is based on religion, beliefs and dogmas
Instead of purity, and faith of the heart.
Haiku # 48842, June 26, 2012 12:39 am ET
by Santosh Kalwar
channelling rothko
your wall is derivative
but isn't all art ?
Haiku # 48841, June 25, 2012 11:43 pm ET
by ash
painted a mural
it's entitled: Untitled
a solid black wall
Haiku # 48840, June 25, 2012 4:18 pm ET
by Lush
it just adds a strange
touch of irony to see
viagra ads here
Haiku # 48838, June 24, 2012 2:05 am ET
by bs
As the seasons change
life is a fleeting moment
yet Flowers still bloom
.
Haiku # 48837, June 23, 2012 7:06 am ET
by William.
A zombie haiku
Tails of the apocalypse
Will eat more than brains
Haiku # 48836, June 22, 2012 8:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
so long voyager
say hello to carl sagan
and good-bye to us
Haiku # 48834, June 22, 2012 8:06 am ET
by ash
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