I help people cheat;
Not on spouses, but on homework.
I'm called a tutor.

bang bang bang is all
I hear this morning, living
not in my own place

Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
i jerk off wildly

Can we remain friends?
The worst words a man can hear
grandma has a cock

I shout at the sky
Stop fucking raining will you
Just keeps on raining

Hey, Mommy Mommy!
What is an ICBM?
It's a frozen turd.

(Icy B.M.)

Complete the Haiku
I supply the first two lines
You finish the third

OK, here we go
Let's give this game a try now
You know what to do


"Can we remain friends?"
The worst words a man can hear?

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____

oh now the tanking
economy goes south with a
sherman lemming crash...

Hello!
phen375 , fat burner ,

I am at a loss
for words, or form, for all is
formless in this form

hmm, well since we're all
fucking around here why not
just get a threesome?

How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man's wife
Hahahaha

How to avoid love
Agony and ecstasy
Another man

why is it that these
not so happy smart folks feel
the need to call stuff

lame, I feel dated
surrounded by gin blos-
oms leftovers

the fabric of the
universe, black holes as seeds
for new universe(s)

so sci fi writers
are out of a job now that
michio kaku

invented the things
that he read in those books and
wrote books about that

piping below ground
within the dark it matters
hark the boson's call

Fixed interest rates
You can bank on Barclays Bank
To fix a good deal

Law: Lush mechanics
Rules: all within shall be swell
all without, not swell

no violation
within a closed stat system
immeasurably lame

self evident dross
mathematics without source
number fudging, son

quantum state vague
without momentum i twirl
massive ego, no?

This Higgs Boson binds
The universe together?
Sure sounds like The Force.

I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don't understand

I pledge allegiance
to the Higgs and the concepts
I don

let's tap this sum' bitch
and harness the consequence
a bid from the rear?

solicited dough
accelerated some crap
hence, i must name it

that particle's new
new as the Indian shore
plant a flag in it

a new particle
thought to be the Higgs boson
discovered at CERN

oh say can't you see
that his rocket isn't red
but his pills are blue

hmm I wonder if
the zombie ads will plug the
boner pills for uncle sam

age is catching up
happy birthday uncle sam
buy the aricept

Independance Day
Happy Birthday U.S.A.
Born on July 4th

black shoes with coal dust
printed ideas left behind
Mines gone forever
.

bottlecap bouncing
signals the crapulence, mine
bedward i canter

gambol when able
whirlabout and shine within
let the head slide guise

in the words of me
i feel taken to the dry
cleaners and hung up

open your eyes now
She stood outside of the car
Totally naked
;-)

what would ayn rand do
let go of the train and let
the whole thing fall down?

when someone mentions
CS Lewis or some other
person like that here

do you go "oh posh?"
or a jk rowling? or
oh heck get the broom

when under the spell
of a faith does it aid or
hinder humanity

is the Rapture a
sort of suicide idea
evangelicals?

the bigger picture?
is global warming also
just a belief? ok

so when is the end
of the world supposed to go
happen now, later?

african mango
i'd eat me some of that stuff
with my viagra

will anyone get
mondrian or pollack
if no one does read printed
words, are we all old?

well throw words at a
digital wall, and so you
get this here website

not quite mr. pollack but
splat all the same...

yes yes do you want a slurpee
with you boner pills, yes yes

SMILE
irrepressible
lips in contortion, mine ash
gratitude abounds

you can get a loan
and buy all the paints you need
the spam bot says so

furthermore, you'll note
affixed positive title
and eschewed canvas

nor summon the skill
to replicate a Chagall
settled most abstract

i couldn't afford
multicolored cans of paint
for a Mondrian