forgive my malice
i neither skydive nor joust
fragility sealed
by Lush
 
			
or gulfshore cities
that lie beneath sea level
and corrupt elders
by Lush
 
			
unless, of course
a people choose to reside
on volcanic isles
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
said earthquake victims
indeed warrant sympathy
but all is random
by Lush
 
			
A shout out to all
Of our Japanese friendlies.
Just horrifying. 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
when a jape wears thin
the jester must to amends
homicidal, I
by Lush
 
			
no, seriously
i have rendered some bad verse
but i will smoke fools
by Lush
 
			
Clever reparte
but no one here gives a shite
murder shabootsi
by Lush
 
			
You know what I like?
I love how the wind whispers
Your beautiful hair
by Shobootsi of 99.37.49.59 
 
			
the unkindest cut
fuck you slash apostrophe
defacing my work
by ash
 
			
alphabet haiku
timed correct to the letter
but it\'s just bs
by ash
 
			
b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b
by aaaaa of shitville 
 
			
pulling and tugging
so many intriguing smells,
fighting every step.
by mundane
 
			
Unfit, out of shape
Lazy footwork, shanked backhands
Heckled by children
by hhtigerlily of Sydney 
 
			
the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome
by Lush
 
			
milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please
by Lush
 
			
spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold
by Lush
 
			
hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing
by Lush
 
			
suppose the forlon
are the lone form in repose
on saturday night
by Lush
 
			
prognosis is grim
need a novel opinion
doctor in the house?
by Lush
 
			
poets, sages, fools
have a surefire remedy
for thrice broken hearts?
by Lush
 
			
way up in the sky
above the frieze of honor
a bird hovers free,
fountain gurgles on
laughing children splash away
a dog waits at rest,
and in the distance
bells ringing marking of time,
not an endless day.
by mundane
 
			
THESE HAIKU WRITERS 
THERE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN
SOCIETY SUCKS
by hAIKU WRITER
 
			
in a world of damned
autistic programmers they\'d
put their shit on line
by bs
 
			
oh apostrophe
your format\'s an enigma
or erroneous
by ash
 
			
there\'s no answer here
we all need some therapy
if that\'s an answer
by ash
 
			
Tell me the answers
I beseech you bad haiku
I need therapy
by hhtigerlily of sydney 
 
			
asleep betwixt naught
hurtling toward isolation
upon a pinhead
by Lush
 
			
rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night
by Lush
 
			
rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night
by Lush
 
			
huffing gasoline
i ransack the town square, nude
a paper bag affair
by Lush
 
			
the forlorn unite
in unison abandon
unworthy suitors
by Lush
 
			
a lesson descent
from vertiginous apex
i turned an ass cheek
by Lush
 
			
heart rent asunder
retaliatory plot
abandoned. mercy
by Lush
 
			
Tasty cashew nuts
Look like tiny fetuses
Good source of fibre
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
A haiku for you
In praise of younger woman
They are delightful!
by William
 
			
a drunk driver gets
nabbed for smashing into, a
sober living home.
by ironic
 
			
I\'ve had a hard life
But through these scars get strong
Pain makes you tougher
by Brasho
 
			
sidewalk surroundings
gecko lizards skitter on,
not many squirrels.
by mundane
 
			
Sun rises over there
Many buildings in ruins
Christchurch is messed up.
by scalar of over here 
 
			
Ah! the big moon
Falling in slow motion. Stop!
Poop smacks water: Splash.
by Brasho
 
			
blatant temptation
fulfillment of payment
have you no mercy
by i would give anything
 
			
looking through the reeds
multi tiered fountain flows on-
voices, flowers, bees.
by mundane
 
			
Laughing my ass off
At the bad haiku below
Thanks for the humour
by Anonymous Poet of BSAU 
 
			
agony subsides
vena caval transplant, babe
intake now pristine
by Lush of 24b94 
 
			
This Turmoil we call life
costantly changing ourselves
Just to stay with it
by William
 
			
in the preceding
back slash materialized
from cyber ether
by Lush
 
			
mine horrid torture
but miniature portraiture
ache\'s microcosm
by Lush
 
			
sleeping and dreaming
nature break awakens me,
baron deja-vu.
by mundane
 
			
 When cherish leaves home
Love lingers like stale perfume
 Honor slinks away
by diana head of living room couch