Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

heart rent asunder
retaliatory plot
abandoned. mercy
Haiku # 47288, March 1, 2011 3:06 am ET
by Lush
Tasty cashew nuts
Look like tiny fetuses
Good source of fibre
Haiku # 47287, February 28, 2011 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A haiku for you
In praise of younger woman
They are delightful!
Haiku # 47286, February 28, 2011 12:20 pm ET
by William
a drunk driver gets
nabbed for smashing into, a
sober living home.
Haiku # 47285, February 27, 2011 11:57 am ET
by ironic
I\'ve had a hard life
But through these scars get strong
Pain makes you tougher
Haiku # 47284, February 27, 2011 4:05 am ET
by Brasho
sidewalk surroundings
gecko lizards skitter on,
not many squirrels.
Haiku # 47283, February 26, 2011 10:02 pm ET
by mundane
Sun rises over there
Many buildings in ruins
Christchurch is messed up.
Haiku # 47282, February 26, 2011 5:48 am ET
by scalar of over here
Ah! the big moon
Falling in slow motion. Stop!
Poop smacks water: Splash.
Haiku # 47281, February 25, 2011 11:19 pm ET
by Brasho
blatant temptation
fulfillment of payment
have you no mercy
Haiku # 47280, February 23, 2011 3:55 pm ET
by i would give anything
looking through the reeds
multi tiered fountain flows on-
voices, flowers, bees.
Haiku # 47279, February 23, 2011 1:07 pm ET
by mundane
Laughing my ass off
At the bad haiku below
Thanks for the humour
Haiku # 47278, February 20, 2011 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of BSAU
agony subsides
vena caval transplant, babe
intake now pristine
Haiku # 47277, February 17, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by Lush of 24b94
This Turmoil we call life
costantly changing ourselves
Just to stay with it
Haiku # 47276, February 16, 2011 4:12 am ET
by William
in the preceding
back slash materialized
from cyber ether
Haiku # 47275, February 15, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
mine horrid torture
but miniature portraiture
ache\'s microcosm
Haiku # 47274, February 15, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
sleeping and dreaming
nature break awakens me,
baron deja-vu.
Haiku # 47273, February 14, 2011 11:32 am ET
by mundane
When cherish leaves home
Love lingers like stale perfume
Honor slinks away
Haiku # 47272, February 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by diana head of living room couch
beloved, bereft
cardiac catastrophe
bypass candidate
Haiku # 47271, February 8, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
passage of forebears
elicits hollow amends
when redundant, friend
Haiku # 47270, February 7, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Very bad weather
Hope you and yours are OK
And it inproves soon
Haiku # 47269, February 6, 2011 3:15 pm ET
by William
it's too fucking hot
at least it's not a cyclone
but the weather sucks
Haiku # 47268, February 3, 2011 6:48 am ET
by ash
prose insufficient
seasonal lyric eludes
catastrophic end
Haiku # 47267, January 29, 2011 11:35 pm ET
by Lush
florid whores galore
candid shit within a clit
smell genital'a
Haiku # 47266, January 29, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
sordid indolence
flaccid penis upon fence
shake it which way?
Haiku # 47265, January 29, 2011 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
Little connecteions
Come and go, what have you left?
just an empty hand
Haiku # 47264, January 29, 2011 11:27 am ET
by William
empty rusty can
worn shoes trudge the cold pavement
one block to the next
Haiku # 47263, January 26, 2011 10:18 pm ET
by vince
a a a a a
a a a a a a a
a a a a a
Haiku # 47262, January 26, 2011 10:42 am ET
by aaaaa
toilets flash by.
my stomach grumbles.
a shit is in the making.
Haiku # 47261, January 26, 2011 10:36 am ET
by pooperscooper
smoke is in the air
global warming is rising
ice caps are melting
Haiku # 47260, January 26, 2011 10:32 am ET
by runner9207
The wind is a ho
It blows everyone at night
I wish I were wind
Haiku # 47259, January 24, 2011 6:23 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
i am starving,
drinking dr.pepper instead:
unsatisfied.
Haiku # 47258, January 24, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
Wood pigeon cooing
Twitter of birds on the wing
Early spring perhaps
Haiku # 47257, January 23, 2011 7:36 am ET
by William
One relationship
How quickly we move from one
to another one
Haiku # 47256, January 23, 2011 7:33 am ET
by William
a flash of anger
the words are spoken and no
spirit shall be spared
Haiku # 47255, January 22, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
observations made
of a moment of a man's
weakness, snapshot, click
Haiku # 47254, January 21, 2011 11:39 am ET
by bs
ecstasis within
mine copywrite protection
lurid conflagration
Haiku # 47253, January 21, 2011 2:33 am ET
by Lush
those clamoring fools
a slim measure of morons
genius doth recline
Haiku # 47252, January 21, 2011 2:21 am ET
by Lush
we have a dark side
we have a light side, we have
both sides, ying and yang
Haiku # 47251, January 20, 2011 11:10 am ET
by bs
shakes head...same answers
drugs, faithlessness, oh happy
ma-chines, you are dead

all ready
Haiku # 47250, January 20, 2011 11:09 am ET
by bs
Don't be so dramatic
Take your medication, Now!
youll soon be better
Haiku # 47249, January 20, 2011 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I feel like getting
done, driving into that pole
being bured, gone
Haiku # 47248, January 19, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by bs
lucky to get home
lucky for all wheel drive as
such is maine winter
Haiku # 47247, January 19, 2011 12:59 am ET
by bs
exploring my new options
decidedly odd
burbles in the water pipes
Haiku # 47246, January 18, 2011 4:03 pm ET
by Rain of the states
Wo is me again
Just been dumped by my Girlfriend.
Not sure how i feel
Haiku # 47245, January 18, 2011 3:28 am ET
by William
from canada to
america, vast spaces all
meet in one small spot
Haiku # 47244, January 18, 2011 12:47 am ET
by bs
hard blue sky above
silent snow slides off a branch
and falls, silent still
Haiku # 47243, January 17, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toilet tissue twist
spontaneous Mobius
one-sided... two-ply
Haiku # 47242, January 16, 2011 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
I'm not a Hobo
I am aming for the Stars
This Gutter's my Ramp
Haiku # 47241, January 16, 2011 8:03 am ET
by William
Will try to fix all
the lingering bad haiku
bugs. Will happen soon
Haiku # 47240, January 15, 2011 12:43 pm ET
by Janis
8 month old infant
A peanut butter sandwich
One sticky baby
Haiku # 47239, January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by Janis
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