Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

the empty spaces
where you sometimes used to be
must irritate you
Haiku # 47338, March 17, 2011 8:13 am ET
by ash
Oh what lovely balls
I have hanging down below
I touch them nightly
Haiku # 47337, March 16, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
The best part of this
Is that I have nothing to
Show for all my work
Haiku # 47336, March 16, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
Oh how the wind blows
Through the winds of my backyard
It's here where I live
Haiku # 47335, March 16, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
The best part of this
Look at my IP address
You know who I am
Haiku # 47334, March 16, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
Brilliant spring weather
Shining over the buildings
Oh do I love me
Haiku # 47333, March 16, 2011 8:39 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
Perhaps I should call
The school principal and
Report the vandal.
Haiku # 47332, March 16, 2011 10:22 am ET
by aaaaa of http://www.marshalltown.k12.ia.us/
About this square land
Three colonies of squirrels
Scruffy buggers too
Haiku # 47331, March 15, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by mundane
mornings greet warm air
spring collections arriving
bums getting the rush
Haiku # 47330, March 15, 2011 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Converse with God?
No! I\'m not American!
We can all do it

I know they are the
only ones who think they can
But they got that wrong.
Haiku # 47329, March 13, 2011 7:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
See I told you \"God\"
I \'ll publish Criticisms
You will not stop me
Haiku # 47328, March 13, 2011 7:30 am ET
by Private argument of Between God and me
He is not doing it right!
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47327, March 13, 2011 7:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47326, March 13, 2011 7:22 am ET
by William
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47325, March 13, 2011 7:19 am ET
by He tried but failed of to stop me publishing
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47324, March 13, 2011 7:18 am ET
by William
forgive my malice
i neither skydive nor joust
fragility sealed
Haiku # 47323, March 13, 2011 12:32 am ET
by Lush
or gulfshore cities
that lie beneath sea level
and corrupt elders
Haiku # 47322, March 13, 2011 12:30 am ET
by Lush
unless, of course
a people choose to reside
on volcanic isles
Haiku # 47321, March 13, 2011 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
said earthquake victims
indeed warrant sympathy
but all is random
Haiku # 47320, March 13, 2011 12:26 am ET
by Lush
A shout out to all
Of our Japanese friendlies.
Just horrifying.
Haiku # 47319, March 12, 2011 11:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when a jape wears thin
the jester must to amends
homicidal, I
Haiku # 47318, March 11, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by Lush
no, seriously
i have rendered some bad verse
but i will smoke fools
Haiku # 47317, March 11, 2011 11:12 pm ET
by Lush
Clever reparte
but no one here gives a shite
murder shabootsi
Haiku # 47316, March 11, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by Lush
You know what I like?
I love how the wind whispers
Your beautiful hair
Haiku # 47315, March 11, 2011 12:02 pm ET
by Shobootsi of 99.37.49.59
the unkindest cut
fuck you slash apostrophe
defacing my work


Haiku # 47314, March 10, 2011 7:29 am ET
by ash
alphabet haiku
timed correct to the letter
but it\'s just bs
Haiku # 47313, March 10, 2011 7:24 am ET
by ash
b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b
Haiku # 47310, March 9, 2011 10:31 am ET
by aaaaa of shitville
pulling and tugging
so many intriguing smells,
fighting every step.
Haiku # 47309, March 8, 2011 8:34 pm ET
by mundane
Unfit, out of shape
Lazy footwork, shanked backhands
Heckled by children
Haiku # 47308, March 7, 2011 5:43 am ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome
Haiku # 47307, March 5, 2011 11:12 pm ET
by Lush
milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please
Haiku # 47306, March 5, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by Lush
spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold
Haiku # 47305, March 5, 2011 11:01 pm ET
by Lush
hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing
Haiku # 47304, March 5, 2011 10:55 pm ET
by Lush
suppose the forlon
are the lone form in repose
on saturday night
Haiku # 47303, March 5, 2011 10:53 pm ET
by Lush
prognosis is grim
need a novel opinion
doctor in the house?
Haiku # 47302, March 5, 2011 7:32 pm ET
by Lush
poets, sages, fools
have a surefire remedy
for thrice broken hearts?
Haiku # 47301, March 4, 2011 11:52 pm ET
by Lush
way up in the sky
above the frieze of honor
a bird hovers free,

fountain gurgles on
laughing children splash away
a dog waits at rest,

and in the distance
bells ringing marking of time,
not an endless day.
Haiku # 47300, March 4, 2011 7:11 pm ET
by mundane
THESE HAIKU WRITERS
THERE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN
SOCIETY SUCKS
Haiku # 47299, March 4, 2011 3:08 pm ET
by hAIKU WRITER
in a world of damned
autistic programmers they\'d
put their shit on line
Haiku # 47298, March 3, 2011 2:15 pm ET
by bs
oh apostrophe
your format\'s an enigma
or erroneous
Haiku # 47297, March 2, 2011 6:13 am ET
by ash
there\'s no answer here
we all need some therapy
if that\'s an answer
Haiku # 47296, March 2, 2011 6:12 am ET
by ash
Tell me the answers
I beseech you bad haiku
I need therapy
Haiku # 47295, March 1, 2011 10:16 pm ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
asleep betwixt naught
hurtling toward isolation
upon a pinhead
Haiku # 47294, March 1, 2011 3:17 am ET
by Lush
rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night
Haiku # 47293, March 1, 2011 3:13 am ET
by Lush
rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night
Haiku # 47292, March 1, 2011 3:13 am ET
by Lush
huffing gasoline
i ransack the town square, nude
a paper bag affair
Haiku # 47291, March 1, 2011 3:11 am ET
by Lush
the forlorn unite
in unison abandon
unworthy suitors
Haiku # 47290, March 1, 2011 3:09 am ET
by Lush
a lesson descent
from vertiginous apex
i turned an ass cheek
Haiku # 47289, March 1, 2011 3:08 am ET
by Lush
heart rent asunder
retaliatory plot
abandoned. mercy
Haiku # 47288, March 1, 2011 3:06 am ET
by Lush
Tasty cashew nuts
Look like tiny fetuses
Good source of fibre
Haiku # 47287, February 28, 2011 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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