when a jape wears thin
the jester must to amends
homicidal, I
by Lush
no, seriously
i have rendered some bad verse
but i will smoke fools
by Lush
Clever reparte
but no one here gives a shite
murder shabootsi
by Lush
You know what I like?
I love how the wind whispers
Your beautiful hair
by Shobootsi of 99.37.49.59
the unkindest cut
fuck you slash apostrophe
defacing my work
by ash
alphabet haiku
timed correct to the letter
but it\'s just bs
by ash
b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b
by aaaaa of shitville
pulling and tugging
so many intriguing smells,
fighting every step.
by mundane
Unfit, out of shape
Lazy footwork, shanked backhands
Heckled by children
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome
by Lush
milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please
by Lush
spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold
by Lush
hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing
by Lush
suppose the forlon
are the lone form in repose
on saturday night
by Lush
prognosis is grim
need a novel opinion
doctor in the house?
by Lush
poets, sages, fools
have a surefire remedy
for thrice broken hearts?
by Lush
way up in the sky
above the frieze of honor
a bird hovers free,
fountain gurgles on
laughing children splash away
a dog waits at rest,
and in the distance
bells ringing marking of time,
not an endless day.
by mundane
THESE HAIKU WRITERS
THERE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN
SOCIETY SUCKS
by hAIKU WRITER
in a world of damned
autistic programmers they\'d
put their shit on line
by bs
oh apostrophe
your format\'s an enigma
or erroneous
by ash
there\'s no answer here
we all need some therapy
if that\'s an answer
by ash
Tell me the answers
I beseech you bad haiku
I need therapy
by hhtigerlily of sydney
asleep betwixt naught
hurtling toward isolation
upon a pinhead
by Lush
rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night
by Lush
rollling unwilling
awash in adrenaline
kite flying at night
by Lush
huffing gasoline
i ransack the town square, nude
a paper bag affair
by Lush
the forlorn unite
in unison abandon
unworthy suitors
by Lush
a lesson descent
from vertiginous apex
i turned an ass cheek
by Lush
heart rent asunder
retaliatory plot
abandoned. mercy
by Lush
Tasty cashew nuts
Look like tiny fetuses
Good source of fibre
by Anonymous Poet
A haiku for you
In praise of younger woman
They are delightful!
by William
a drunk driver gets
nabbed for smashing into, a
sober living home.
by ironic
I\'ve had a hard life
But through these scars get strong
Pain makes you tougher
by Brasho
sidewalk surroundings
gecko lizards skitter on,
not many squirrels.
by mundane
Sun rises over there
Many buildings in ruins
Christchurch is messed up.
by scalar of over here
Ah! the big moon
Falling in slow motion. Stop!
Poop smacks water: Splash.
by Brasho
blatant temptation
fulfillment of payment
have you no mercy
by i would give anything
looking through the reeds
multi tiered fountain flows on-
voices, flowers, bees.
by mundane
Laughing my ass off
At the bad haiku below
Thanks for the humour
by Anonymous Poet of BSAU
agony subsides
vena caval transplant, babe
intake now pristine
by Lush of 24b94
This Turmoil we call life
costantly changing ourselves
Just to stay with it
by William
in the preceding
back slash materialized
from cyber ether
by Lush
mine horrid torture
but miniature portraiture
ache\'s microcosm
by Lush
sleeping and dreaming
nature break awakens me,
baron deja-vu.
by mundane
When cherish leaves home
Love lingers like stale perfume
Honor slinks away
by diana head of living room couch
beloved, bereft
cardiac catastrophe
bypass candidate
by Lush
passage of forebears
elicits hollow amends
when redundant, friend
by Lush
Very bad weather
Hope you and yours are OK
And it inproves soon
by William
it's too fucking hot
at least it's not a cyclone
but the weather sucks
by ash
prose insufficient
seasonal lyric eludes
catastrophic end
by Lush
