Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 363 Days and 77357 Haiku later...

florid whores galore
candid shit within a clit
smell genital'a
Haiku # 47266, January 29, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
sordid indolence
flaccid penis upon fence
shake it which way?
Haiku # 47265, January 29, 2011 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
Little connecteions
Come and go, what have you left?
just an empty hand
Haiku # 47264, January 29, 2011 11:27 am ET
by William
empty rusty can
worn shoes trudge the cold pavement
one block to the next
Haiku # 47263, January 26, 2011 10:18 pm ET
by vince
a a a a a
a a a a a a a
a a a a a
Haiku # 47262, January 26, 2011 10:42 am ET
by aaaaa
toilets flash by.
my stomach grumbles.
a shit is in the making.
Haiku # 47261, January 26, 2011 10:36 am ET
by pooperscooper
smoke is in the air
global warming is rising
ice caps are melting
Haiku # 47260, January 26, 2011 10:32 am ET
by runner9207
The wind is a ho
It blows everyone at night
I wish I were wind
Haiku # 47259, January 24, 2011 6:23 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
i am starving,
drinking dr.pepper instead:
unsatisfied.
Haiku # 47258, January 24, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
Wood pigeon cooing
Twitter of birds on the wing
Early spring perhaps
Haiku # 47257, January 23, 2011 7:36 am ET
by William
One relationship
How quickly we move from one
to another one
Haiku # 47256, January 23, 2011 7:33 am ET
by William
a flash of anger
the words are spoken and no
spirit shall be spared
Haiku # 47255, January 22, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
observations made
of a moment of a man's
weakness, snapshot, click
Haiku # 47254, January 21, 2011 11:39 am ET
by bs
ecstasis within
mine copywrite protection
lurid conflagration
Haiku # 47253, January 21, 2011 2:33 am ET
by Lush
those clamoring fools
a slim measure of morons
genius doth recline
Haiku # 47252, January 21, 2011 2:21 am ET
by Lush
we have a dark side
we have a light side, we have
both sides, ying and yang
Haiku # 47251, January 20, 2011 11:10 am ET
by bs
shakes head...same answers
drugs, faithlessness, oh happy
ma-chines, you are dead

all ready
Haiku # 47250, January 20, 2011 11:09 am ET
by bs
Don't be so dramatic
Take your medication, Now!
youll soon be better
Haiku # 47249, January 20, 2011 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I feel like getting
done, driving into that pole
being bured, gone
Haiku # 47248, January 19, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by bs
lucky to get home
lucky for all wheel drive as
such is maine winter
Haiku # 47247, January 19, 2011 12:59 am ET
by bs
exploring my new options
decidedly odd
burbles in the water pipes
Haiku # 47246, January 18, 2011 4:03 pm ET
by Rain of the states
Wo is me again
Just been dumped by my Girlfriend.
Not sure how i feel
Haiku # 47245, January 18, 2011 3:28 am ET
by William
from canada to
america, vast spaces all
meet in one small spot
Haiku # 47244, January 18, 2011 12:47 am ET
by bs
hard blue sky above
silent snow slides off a branch
and falls, silent still
Haiku # 47243, January 17, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toilet tissue twist
spontaneous Mobius
one-sided... two-ply
Haiku # 47242, January 16, 2011 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
I'm not a Hobo
I am aming for the Stars
This Gutter's my Ramp
Haiku # 47241, January 16, 2011 8:03 am ET
by William
Will try to fix all
the lingering bad haiku
bugs. Will happen soon
Haiku # 47240, January 15, 2011 12:43 pm ET
by Janis
8 month old infant
A peanut butter sandwich
One sticky baby
Haiku # 47239, January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by Janis
haiku bug report:
apostrophes yield errors
when in "Location"
Haiku # 47238, January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by scotch of life(apostrophe)s rich pageant
this precocious lad
likes to use my computer.
(mainly for teething)
Haiku # 47237, January 15, 2011 12:38 pm ET
by scotch
he's seven months old
and has no concept of death.
but he loves oatmeal.
Haiku # 47236, January 15, 2011 12:35 pm ET
by scotch
fuck relationships
the dream of happy endings
seems a bridge too far
Haiku # 47235, January 15, 2011 4:47 am ET
by ash
The hands of a clock
Marking the inexorable
oblivion slide

Our ambitions cut
as are our lost desires
Our wants and our needs

Slowly dawns on us
the truth we stumble upon!
we are just mortal

The end comes for us
no longer Gods of sixteen
Our life's nearly gone.
Haiku # 47234, January 14, 2011 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The hands of a clock
Marking the inexorable oblivion slide

Our ambitions cut
as are our lost desires
Our wants and our beeds

Slowly dawns on us
the truth we stumble upon!
we are just mortal

The end comes for us
no longer Gods of sixteen
Our life's nearly gone.
Haiku # 47233, January 14, 2011 5:52 pm ET
by William
How I long for spring
I search for a spike of green
A twist of colour
Haiku # 47232, January 14, 2011 3:27 am ET
by William
but on the plus side,
so much for "permanent drought."
next up: fire or ice?
Haiku # 47231, January 12, 2011 1:09 pm ET
by scotch of one-a-day
sydney floats okay
brisbane is going under
lucky for me, huh ?
Haiku # 47230, January 12, 2011 4:57 am ET
by ash
Water destruction
Our Aussie friends are burried
Under the deluge
Haiku # 47229, January 11, 2011 8:35 pm ET
by Janis
is this bad haiku?
where are the rambling rants?
somebody pinch me...
Haiku # 47228, January 11, 2011 5:25 pm ET
by scotch of procrastilandia
my new year's resolution:
stop wasting time on the 'net.
(right after this post)
Haiku # 47227, January 11, 2011 5:22 pm ET
by scotch of procrastilandia
I am oh so dumb
Toronto Catholic School Board
Is where I am schooled.
Haiku # 47226, January 11, 2011 10:06 am ET
by black op92
a distant return
may all of ash's priors
find serenity
Haiku # 47225, January 10, 2011 11:38 pm ET
by lush
feces stain within
esophogeal release
talkin bovine shite
Haiku # 47224, January 10, 2011 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
pushed into the earth
by the thickness of snow fall
sounds are muffled now
Haiku # 47223, January 10, 2011 10:26 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Texas: New Years Eve
sitting in the pick up truck
broken tooth in hand
Haiku # 47222, January 10, 2011 10:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
horrid violence
in arizona and why
did the madness come
Haiku # 47221, January 10, 2011 12:22 am ET
by bs
silence is golden
but so are certain showers
that are fetishes
Haiku # 47220, January 9, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
another year gone
nothing much to show for it
another year starts
Haiku # 47219, January 6, 2011 2:22 am ET
by ash
one new ski, detached
on the steep white mountain peak
my pants are ruined
Haiku # 47218, December 30, 2010 11:48 pm ET
by vince
as the poets grow
and mature so does the verse
that comes out on here
Haiku # 47217, December 30, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
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