Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

How I long for spring
I search for a spike of green
A twist of colour
Haiku # 47232, January 14, 2011 3:27 am ET
by William
but on the plus side,
so much for "permanent drought."
next up: fire or ice?
Haiku # 47231, January 12, 2011 1:09 pm ET
by scotch of one-a-day
sydney floats okay
brisbane is going under
lucky for me, huh ?
Haiku # 47230, January 12, 2011 4:57 am ET
by ash
Water destruction
Our Aussie friends are burried
Under the deluge
Haiku # 47229, January 11, 2011 8:35 pm ET
by Janis
is this bad haiku?
where are the rambling rants?
somebody pinch me...
Haiku # 47228, January 11, 2011 5:25 pm ET
by scotch of procrastilandia
my new year's resolution:
stop wasting time on the 'net.
(right after this post)
Haiku # 47227, January 11, 2011 5:22 pm ET
by scotch of procrastilandia
I am oh so dumb
Toronto Catholic School Board
Is where I am schooled.
Haiku # 47226, January 11, 2011 10:06 am ET
by black op92
a distant return
may all of ash's priors
find serenity
Haiku # 47225, January 10, 2011 11:38 pm ET
by lush
feces stain within
esophogeal release
talkin bovine shite
Haiku # 47224, January 10, 2011 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
pushed into the earth
by the thickness of snow fall
sounds are muffled now
Haiku # 47223, January 10, 2011 10:26 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Texas: New Years Eve
sitting in the pick up truck
broken tooth in hand
Haiku # 47222, January 10, 2011 10:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
horrid violence
in arizona and why
did the madness come
Haiku # 47221, January 10, 2011 12:22 am ET
by bs
silence is golden
but so are certain showers
that are fetishes
Haiku # 47220, January 9, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
another year gone
nothing much to show for it
another year starts
Haiku # 47219, January 6, 2011 2:22 am ET
by ash
one new ski, detached
on the steep white mountain peak
my pants are ruined
Haiku # 47218, December 30, 2010 11:48 pm ET
by vince
as the poets grow
and mature so does the verse
that comes out on here
Haiku # 47217, December 30, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
Oh, what I love most
Is when my little pony
Cuddles up to me
Haiku # 47216, December 29, 2010 10:04 pm ET
by robertk92
Haiku # 47215, December 29, 2010 10:01 pm ET
by robertk92
This hilarity
And a whole hunk of others
Sent from an asshole
Haiku # 47214, December 29, 2010 9:55 pm ET
by robertk92
Smell of flavored teas
Greats me on the market way,
Dried fruits in my bag.
Haiku # 47213, December 28, 2010 10:29 pm ET
by mundane
sleep is just a crutch
for those who can't tolerate
quad espresso drinks
Haiku # 47212, December 28, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by plasticinsect
Darkness has settled
Beach walker drifts homeward for,
Monday Night Football.
Haiku # 47211, December 27, 2010 9:32 pm ET
by mundane
Found this Bad Haiku
Life was instantly improved
Creativity
Haiku # 47210, December 27, 2010 4:30 am ET
by Seamus
Condolences Ash
All that lives is born to die
Memories live on
Haiku # 47209, December 25, 2010 6:05 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
the hot summer sun
sears hunger into your throat
eat a bag of dicks
Haiku # 47208, December 24, 2010 5:36 am ET
by neggles of melbourne
walking around now
first time i've been out of home
things are looking bad
Haiku # 47207, December 23, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by mabelme of streets
Utrecht for Christmas
Tango Camp for new years eve
Snow and hot coffee
Haiku # 47206, December 23, 2010 3:06 pm ET
by William
Sorry for your loss
the living suffer the pain but
Death is not the end
Haiku # 47205, December 23, 2010 3:02 pm ET
by William
ain't it the sad truth
generational changes
make me too mortal
Haiku # 47204, December 23, 2010 2:39 am ET
by ash
my darling mum died
she was older than her years
i'll miss her a lot
Haiku # 47203, December 23, 2010 1:12 am ET
by ash
Up early again
Watching another sunrise
With the best baby
Haiku # 47202, December 22, 2010 6:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Happy Bad Haiku"
is a phrase that you and I
NEED to stop using
Haiku # 47201, December 21, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by Ben Hayes
when the laptop's hot
i hold it against my chest
and feel your absence
Haiku # 47200, December 19, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by vince
CREATING HAIKU'S
CAN BE HARD WORK BUT IT HAS
SOME COMPENSATIONS
Haiku # 47199, December 19, 2010 4:44 pm ET
by William
I've got eight inches
Snow that is! Bloody white stuff
Stopping my dancing
Haiku # 47198, December 18, 2010 7:56 am ET
by William
we struggle to write
which is hard to do because
we prefer to read
Haiku # 47197, December 15, 2010 11:55 pm ET
by vince
Don't use that rock salt
on the new flagstone staircase
Says "no" on the bag
Haiku # 47196, December 15, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had my dinner
Ate too much, feeling bloated
Must post to Facebook
Haiku # 47195, December 15, 2010 3:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Debating dinner
Watching the snow gently fall
Children are napping
Haiku # 47194, December 14, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by Janis
Write once and post once
Hmmm so Identical twins
Double the trouble
Haiku # 47193, December 14, 2010 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47192, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47191, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
I knew all too well
The taste of forbidden fruit
Nothing good can come....
Haiku # 47190, December 13, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
A decade brings not
Wisdom and the lessons learned
Mistakes repeated
Haiku # 47189, December 13, 2010 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prognosis not good
Love not on the horizon
Must have alzheimers
Haiku # 47188, December 13, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy Bad Haiku
Can be the outlet of sad,
unhappy endings
Haiku # 47187, December 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
5:30 am
way too early for my tastes
go to sleep baby
Haiku # 47186, December 13, 2010 6:20 am ET
by Janis
Write Just what you like
The tast of freedom again
Happy Bad Haiku
Haiku # 47185, December 12, 2010 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad Haiku came back
Just when I needed it most
I'm in love again
Haiku # 47184, December 12, 2010 7:01 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Talk to me doctor
Don't be sorry for ranting
My heart skips a beat
Haiku # 47183, December 12, 2010 6:55 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
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