Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

horrid violence
in arizona and why
did the madness come
Haiku # 47221, January 10, 2011 12:22 am ET
by bs
silence is golden
but so are certain showers
that are fetishes
Haiku # 47220, January 9, 2011 2:42 am ET
by bs
another year gone
nothing much to show for it
another year starts
Haiku # 47219, January 6, 2011 2:22 am ET
by ash
one new ski, detached
on the steep white mountain peak
my pants are ruined
Haiku # 47218, December 30, 2010 11:48 pm ET
by vince
as the poets grow
and mature so does the verse
that comes out on here
Haiku # 47217, December 30, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
Oh, what I love most
Is when my little pony
Cuddles up to me
Haiku # 47216, December 29, 2010 10:04 pm ET
by robertk92
Haiku # 47215, December 29, 2010 10:01 pm ET
by robertk92
This hilarity
And a whole hunk of others
Sent from an asshole
Haiku # 47214, December 29, 2010 9:55 pm ET
by robertk92
Smell of flavored teas
Greats me on the market way,
Dried fruits in my bag.
Haiku # 47213, December 28, 2010 10:29 pm ET
by mundane
sleep is just a crutch
for those who can't tolerate
quad espresso drinks
Haiku # 47212, December 28, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by plasticinsect
Darkness has settled
Beach walker drifts homeward for,
Monday Night Football.
Haiku # 47211, December 27, 2010 9:32 pm ET
by mundane
Found this Bad Haiku
Life was instantly improved
Creativity
Haiku # 47210, December 27, 2010 4:30 am ET
by Seamus
Condolences Ash
All that lives is born to die
Memories live on
Haiku # 47209, December 25, 2010 6:05 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
the hot summer sun
sears hunger into your throat
eat a bag of dicks
Haiku # 47208, December 24, 2010 5:36 am ET
by neggles of melbourne
walking around now
first time i've been out of home
things are looking bad
Haiku # 47207, December 23, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by mabelme of streets
Utrecht for Christmas
Tango Camp for new years eve
Snow and hot coffee
Haiku # 47206, December 23, 2010 3:06 pm ET
by William
Sorry for your loss
the living suffer the pain but
Death is not the end
Haiku # 47205, December 23, 2010 3:02 pm ET
by William
ain't it the sad truth
generational changes
make me too mortal
Haiku # 47204, December 23, 2010 2:39 am ET
by ash
my darling mum died
she was older than her years
i'll miss her a lot
Haiku # 47203, December 23, 2010 1:12 am ET
by ash
Up early again
Watching another sunrise
With the best baby
Haiku # 47202, December 22, 2010 6:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Happy Bad Haiku"
is a phrase that you and I
NEED to stop using
Haiku # 47201, December 21, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by Ben Hayes
when the laptop's hot
i hold it against my chest
and feel your absence
Haiku # 47200, December 19, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by vince
CREATING HAIKU'S
CAN BE HARD WORK BUT IT HAS
SOME COMPENSATIONS
Haiku # 47199, December 19, 2010 4:44 pm ET
by William
I've got eight inches
Snow that is! Bloody white stuff
Stopping my dancing
Haiku # 47198, December 18, 2010 7:56 am ET
by William
we struggle to write
which is hard to do because
we prefer to read
Haiku # 47197, December 15, 2010 11:55 pm ET
by vince
Don't use that rock salt
on the new flagstone staircase
Says "no" on the bag
Haiku # 47196, December 15, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had my dinner
Ate too much, feeling bloated
Must post to Facebook
Haiku # 47195, December 15, 2010 3:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Debating dinner
Watching the snow gently fall
Children are napping
Haiku # 47194, December 14, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by Janis
Write once and post once
Hmmm so Identical twins
Double the trouble
Haiku # 47193, December 14, 2010 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47192, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47191, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
I knew all too well
The taste of forbidden fruit
Nothing good can come....
Haiku # 47190, December 13, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
A decade brings not
Wisdom and the lessons learned
Mistakes repeated
Haiku # 47189, December 13, 2010 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prognosis not good
Love not on the horizon
Must have alzheimers
Haiku # 47188, December 13, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy Bad Haiku
Can be the outlet of sad,
unhappy endings
Haiku # 47187, December 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
5:30 am
way too early for my tastes
go to sleep baby
Haiku # 47186, December 13, 2010 6:20 am ET
by Janis
Write Just what you like
The tast of freedom again
Happy Bad Haiku
Haiku # 47185, December 12, 2010 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad Haiku came back
Just when I needed it most
I'm in love again
Haiku # 47184, December 12, 2010 7:01 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Talk to me doctor
Don't be sorry for ranting
My heart skips a beat
Haiku # 47183, December 12, 2010 6:55 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Anna of Sydney
hhtigerlily too
Old posts are still there
Haiku # 47182, December 12, 2010 6:51 am ET
by Anna or hhtigerlily of Sydney
Ash has been around
Almost as long as Janis
Kindred haiku souls
Haiku # 47181, December 12, 2010 6:45 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Addressing a Troll
Such sweet poetice justice
Circle is complete
Haiku # 47180, December 8, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
a blast from the past
this site rocks like it used to
renewed energies
Haiku # 47179, December 8, 2010 2:59 am ET
by ash
i opened the door
you are as free as the wind
if not louder than
Haiku # 47178, December 7, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by vince
Crypto movie plot
Or actual doomsday file
Just ask Julian
Haiku # 47177, December 7, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by Janis
Oh the wikileaks
Makes me feel like I'm living
In a sci-fi book.
Haiku # 47176, December 7, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by Janis
A necessary
Form field beckons me to write
Unnecessarily
Haiku # 47175, December 7, 2010 3:53 pm ET
by Janis
Snow falls verily
Sun drenched, snow covered garden
Muscle car idles
Haiku # 47174, December 7, 2010 3:51 pm ET
by Janis
writing bad haikus,
not studying as i should:
procrastination!
Haiku # 47173, December 7, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by badwriter2000
like a blueberry
your touch leaves me sweet but blue,
indelibly stained
Haiku # 47172, December 7, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by badwriter2000 of nowheresville
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