Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

one new ski, detached
on the steep white mountain peak
my pants are ruined
Haiku # 47218, December 30, 2010 11:48 pm ET
by vince
as the poets grow
and mature so does the verse
that comes out on here
Haiku # 47217, December 30, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by bs
Oh, what I love most
Is when my little pony
Cuddles up to me
Haiku # 47216, December 29, 2010 10:04 pm ET
by robertk92
Haiku # 47215, December 29, 2010 10:01 pm ET
by robertk92
This hilarity
And a whole hunk of others
Sent from an asshole
Haiku # 47214, December 29, 2010 9:55 pm ET
by robertk92
Smell of flavored teas
Greats me on the market way,
Dried fruits in my bag.
Haiku # 47213, December 28, 2010 10:29 pm ET
by mundane
sleep is just a crutch
for those who can't tolerate
quad espresso drinks
Haiku # 47212, December 28, 2010 10:27 pm ET
by plasticinsect
Darkness has settled
Beach walker drifts homeward for,
Monday Night Football.
Haiku # 47211, December 27, 2010 9:32 pm ET
by mundane
Found this Bad Haiku
Life was instantly improved
Creativity
Haiku # 47210, December 27, 2010 4:30 am ET
by Seamus
Condolences Ash
All that lives is born to die
Memories live on
Haiku # 47209, December 25, 2010 6:05 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
the hot summer sun
sears hunger into your throat
eat a bag of dicks
Haiku # 47208, December 24, 2010 5:36 am ET
by neggles of melbourne
walking around now
first time i've been out of home
things are looking bad
Haiku # 47207, December 23, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by mabelme of streets
Utrecht for Christmas
Tango Camp for new years eve
Snow and hot coffee
Haiku # 47206, December 23, 2010 3:06 pm ET
by William
Sorry for your loss
the living suffer the pain but
Death is not the end
Haiku # 47205, December 23, 2010 3:02 pm ET
by William
ain't it the sad truth
generational changes
make me too mortal
Haiku # 47204, December 23, 2010 2:39 am ET
by ash
my darling mum died
she was older than her years
i'll miss her a lot
Haiku # 47203, December 23, 2010 1:12 am ET
by ash
Up early again
Watching another sunrise
With the best baby
Haiku # 47202, December 22, 2010 6:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Happy Bad Haiku"
is a phrase that you and I
NEED to stop using
Haiku # 47201, December 21, 2010 3:55 pm ET
by Ben Hayes
when the laptop's hot
i hold it against my chest
and feel your absence
Haiku # 47200, December 19, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by vince
CREATING HAIKU'S
CAN BE HARD WORK BUT IT HAS
SOME COMPENSATIONS
Haiku # 47199, December 19, 2010 4:44 pm ET
by William
I've got eight inches
Snow that is! Bloody white stuff
Stopping my dancing
Haiku # 47198, December 18, 2010 7:56 am ET
by William
we struggle to write
which is hard to do because
we prefer to read
Haiku # 47197, December 15, 2010 11:55 pm ET
by vince
Don't use that rock salt
on the new flagstone staircase
Says "no" on the bag
Haiku # 47196, December 15, 2010 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just had my dinner
Ate too much, feeling bloated
Must post to Facebook
Haiku # 47195, December 15, 2010 3:15 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Debating dinner
Watching the snow gently fall
Children are napping
Haiku # 47194, December 14, 2010 2:26 pm ET
by Janis
Write once and post once
Hmmm so Identical twins
Double the trouble
Haiku # 47193, December 14, 2010 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47192, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
We can rely on
the Good old christian ethics
to stop enjoyment
Haiku # 47191, December 14, 2010 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
I knew all too well
The taste of forbidden fruit
Nothing good can come....
Haiku # 47190, December 13, 2010 8:37 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
A decade brings not
Wisdom and the lessons learned
Mistakes repeated
Haiku # 47189, December 13, 2010 8:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prognosis not good
Love not on the horizon
Must have alzheimers
Haiku # 47188, December 13, 2010 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy Bad Haiku
Can be the outlet of sad,
unhappy endings
Haiku # 47187, December 13, 2010 8:27 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
5:30 am
way too early for my tastes
go to sleep baby
Haiku # 47186, December 13, 2010 6:20 am ET
by Janis
Write Just what you like
The tast of freedom again
Happy Bad Haiku
Haiku # 47185, December 12, 2010 5:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bad Haiku came back
Just when I needed it most
I'm in love again
Haiku # 47184, December 12, 2010 7:01 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Talk to me doctor
Don't be sorry for ranting
My heart skips a beat
Haiku # 47183, December 12, 2010 6:55 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
Anna of Sydney
hhtigerlily too
Old posts are still there
Haiku # 47182, December 12, 2010 6:51 am ET
by Anna or hhtigerlily of Sydney
Ash has been around
Almost as long as Janis
Kindred haiku souls
Haiku # 47181, December 12, 2010 6:45 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Addressing a Troll
Such sweet poetice justice
Circle is complete
Haiku # 47180, December 8, 2010 5:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
a blast from the past
this site rocks like it used to
renewed energies
Haiku # 47179, December 8, 2010 2:59 am ET
by ash
i opened the door
you are as free as the wind
if not louder than
Haiku # 47178, December 7, 2010 10:22 pm ET
by vince
Crypto movie plot
Or actual doomsday file
Just ask Julian
Haiku # 47177, December 7, 2010 9:45 pm ET
by Janis
Oh the wikileaks
Makes me feel like I'm living
In a sci-fi book.
Haiku # 47176, December 7, 2010 9:43 pm ET
by Janis
A necessary
Form field beckons me to write
Unnecessarily
Haiku # 47175, December 7, 2010 3:53 pm ET
by Janis
Snow falls verily
Sun drenched, snow covered garden
Muscle car idles
Haiku # 47174, December 7, 2010 3:51 pm ET
by Janis
writing bad haikus,
not studying as i should:
procrastination!
Haiku # 47173, December 7, 2010 1:44 pm ET
by badwriter2000
like a blueberry
your touch leaves me sweet but blue,
indelibly stained
Haiku # 47172, December 7, 2010 1:39 pm ET
by badwriter2000 of nowheresville
haiku oh! haiku
can't say how much i like you
i love you long time
Haiku # 47171, December 6, 2010 9:23 pm ET
by ash
Justice oh so sw33t
With a hacker oh so l33t
Asshole in retreat
Haiku # 47170, December 6, 2010 6:17 pm ET
by Janis
Julian Assange
Contemplating Wikileaks
Hero or villan
Haiku # 47169, December 6, 2010 10:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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