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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 82 Days and 78059 Haiku later...
mine horrid torture
but miniature portraiture
ache\'s microcosm
Haiku # 47274 February 15, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
sleeping and dreaming
nature break awakens me,
baron deja-vu.
Haiku # 47273 February 14, 2011 11:32 am ET
by mundane
When cherish leaves home
Love lingers like stale perfume
Honor slinks away
Haiku # 47272 February 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by diana head of living room couch
beloved, bereft
cardiac catastrophe
bypass candidate
Haiku # 47271 February 8, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
passage of forebears
elicits hollow amends
when redundant, friend
Haiku # 47270 February 7, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Very bad weather
Hope you and yours are OK
And it inproves soon
Haiku # 47269 February 6, 2011 3:15 pm ET
by William
it's too fucking hot
at least it's not a cyclone
but the weather sucks
Haiku # 47268 February 3, 2011 6:48 am ET
by ash
prose insufficient
seasonal lyric eludes
catastrophic end
Haiku # 47267 January 29, 2011 11:35 pm ET
by Lush
florid whores galore
candid shit within a clit
smell genital'a
Haiku # 47266 January 29, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
sordid indolence
flaccid penis upon fence
shake it which way?
Haiku # 47265 January 29, 2011 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
Little connecteions
Come and go, what have you left?
just an empty hand
Haiku # 47264 January 29, 2011 11:27 am ET
by William
empty rusty can
worn shoes trudge the cold pavement
one block to the next
Haiku # 47263 January 26, 2011 10:18 pm ET
by vince
a a a a a
a a a a a a a
a a a a a
Haiku # 47262 January 26, 2011 10:42 am ET
by aaaaa
toilets flash by.
my stomach grumbles.
a shit is in the making.
Haiku # 47261 January 26, 2011 10:36 am ET
by pooperscooper
smoke is in the air
global warming is rising
ice caps are melting
Haiku # 47260 January 26, 2011 10:32 am ET
by runner9207
The wind is a ho
It blows everyone at night
I wish I were wind
Haiku # 47259 January 24, 2011 6:23 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
i am starving,
drinking dr.pepper instead:
unsatisfied.
Haiku # 47258 January 24, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
Wood pigeon cooing
Twitter of birds on the wing
Early spring perhaps
Haiku # 47257 January 23, 2011 7:36 am ET
by William
One relationship
How quickly we move from one
to another one
Haiku # 47256 January 23, 2011 7:33 am ET
by William
a flash of anger
the words are spoken and no
spirit shall be spared
Haiku # 47255 January 22, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
observations made
of a moment of a man's
weakness, snapshot, click
Haiku # 47254 January 21, 2011 11:39 am ET
by bs
ecstasis within
mine copywrite protection
lurid conflagration
Haiku # 47253 January 21, 2011 2:33 am ET
by Lush
those clamoring fools
a slim measure of morons
genius doth recline
Haiku # 47252 January 21, 2011 2:21 am ET
by Lush
we have a dark side
we have a light side, we have
both sides, ying and yang
Haiku # 47251 January 20, 2011 11:10 am ET
by bs
shakes head...same answers
drugs, faithlessness, oh happy
ma-chines, you are dead

all ready
Haiku # 47250 January 20, 2011 11:09 am ET
by bs
Don't be so dramatic
Take your medication, Now!
youll soon be better
Haiku # 47249 January 20, 2011 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I feel like getting
done, driving into that pole
being bured, gone
Haiku # 47248 January 19, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by bs
lucky to get home
lucky for all wheel drive as
such is maine winter
Haiku # 47247 January 19, 2011 12:59 am ET
by bs
exploring my new options
decidedly odd
burbles in the water pipes
Haiku # 47246 January 18, 2011 4:03 pm ET
by Rain of the states
Wo is me again
Just been dumped by my Girlfriend.
Not sure how i feel
Haiku # 47245 January 18, 2011 3:28 am ET
by William
from canada to
america, vast spaces all
meet in one small spot
Haiku # 47244 January 18, 2011 12:47 am ET
by bs
hard blue sky above
silent snow slides off a branch
and falls, silent still
Haiku # 47243 January 17, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toilet tissue twist
spontaneous Mobius
one-sided... two-ply
Haiku # 47242 January 16, 2011 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
I'm not a Hobo
I am aming for the Stars
This Gutter's my Ramp
Haiku # 47241 January 16, 2011 8:03 am ET
by William
Will try to fix all
the lingering bad haiku
bugs. Will happen soon
Haiku # 47240 January 15, 2011 12:43 pm ET
by Janis
8 month old infant
A peanut butter sandwich
One sticky baby
Haiku # 47239 January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by Janis
haiku bug report:
apostrophes yield errors
when in "Location"
Haiku # 47238 January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by scotch of life(apostrophe)s rich pageant
this precocious lad
likes to use my computer.
(mainly for teething)
Haiku # 47237 January 15, 2011 12:38 pm ET
by scotch
he's seven months old
and has no concept of death.
but he loves oatmeal.
Haiku # 47236 January 15, 2011 12:35 pm ET
by scotch
fuck relationships
the dream of happy endings
seems a bridge too far
Haiku # 47235 January 15, 2011 4:47 am ET
by ash
The hands of a clock
Marking the inexorable
oblivion slide

Our ambitions cut
as are our lost desires
Our wants and our needs

Slowly dawns on us
the truth we stumble upon!
we are just mortal

The end comes for us
no longer Gods of sixteen
Our life's nearly gone.
Haiku # 47234 January 14, 2011 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The hands of a clock
Marking the inexorable oblivion slide

Our ambitions cut
as are our lost desires
Our wants and our beeds

Slowly dawns on us
the truth we stumble upon!
we are just mortal

The end comes for us
no longer Gods of sixteen
Our life's nearly gone.
Haiku # 47233 January 14, 2011 5:52 pm ET
by William
How I long for spring
I search for a spike of green
A twist of colour
Haiku # 47232 January 14, 2011 3:27 am ET
by William
but on the plus side,
so much for "permanent drought."
next up: fire or ice?
Haiku # 47231 January 12, 2011 1:09 pm ET
by scotch of one-a-day
sydney floats okay
brisbane is going under
lucky for me, huh ?
Haiku # 47230 January 12, 2011 4:57 am ET
by ash
Water destruction
Our Aussie friends are burried
Under the deluge
Haiku # 47229 January 11, 2011 8:35 pm ET
by Janis
is this bad haiku?
where are the rambling rants?
somebody pinch me...
Haiku # 47228 January 11, 2011 5:25 pm ET
by scotch of procrastilandia
my new year's resolution:
stop wasting time on the 'net.
(right after this post)
Haiku # 47227 January 11, 2011 5:22 pm ET
by scotch of procrastilandia
I am oh so dumb
Toronto Catholic School Board
Is where I am schooled.
Haiku # 47226 January 11, 2011 10:06 am ET
by black op92
a distant return
may all of ash's priors
find serenity
Haiku # 47225 January 10, 2011 11:38 pm ET
by lush