Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

sidewalk surroundings
gecko lizards skitter on,
not many squirrels.
Haiku # 47283, February 26, 2011 10:02 pm ET
by mundane
Sun rises over there
Many buildings in ruins
Christchurch is messed up.
Haiku # 47282, February 26, 2011 5:48 am ET
by scalar of over here
Ah! the big moon
Falling in slow motion. Stop!
Poop smacks water: Splash.
Haiku # 47281, February 25, 2011 11:19 pm ET
by Brasho
blatant temptation
fulfillment of payment
have you no mercy
Haiku # 47280, February 23, 2011 3:55 pm ET
by i would give anything
looking through the reeds
multi tiered fountain flows on-
voices, flowers, bees.
Haiku # 47279, February 23, 2011 1:07 pm ET
by mundane
Laughing my ass off
At the bad haiku below
Thanks for the humour
Haiku # 47278, February 20, 2011 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of BSAU
agony subsides
vena caval transplant, babe
intake now pristine
Haiku # 47277, February 17, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by Lush of 24b94
This Turmoil we call life
costantly changing ourselves
Just to stay with it
Haiku # 47276, February 16, 2011 4:12 am ET
by William
in the preceding
back slash materialized
from cyber ether
Haiku # 47275, February 15, 2011 11:57 pm ET
by Lush
mine horrid torture
but miniature portraiture
ache\'s microcosm
Haiku # 47274, February 15, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
sleeping and dreaming
nature break awakens me,
baron deja-vu.
Haiku # 47273, February 14, 2011 11:32 am ET
by mundane
When cherish leaves home
Love lingers like stale perfume
Honor slinks away
Haiku # 47272, February 8, 2011 2:08 am ET
by diana head of living room couch
beloved, bereft
cardiac catastrophe
bypass candidate
Haiku # 47271, February 8, 2011 1:47 am ET
by Lush
passage of forebears
elicits hollow amends
when redundant, friend
Haiku # 47270, February 7, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
Very bad weather
Hope you and yours are OK
And it inproves soon
Haiku # 47269, February 6, 2011 3:15 pm ET
by William
it's too fucking hot
at least it's not a cyclone
but the weather sucks
Haiku # 47268, February 3, 2011 6:48 am ET
by ash
prose insufficient
seasonal lyric eludes
catastrophic end
Haiku # 47267, January 29, 2011 11:35 pm ET
by Lush
florid whores galore
candid shit within a clit
smell genital'a
Haiku # 47266, January 29, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
sordid indolence
flaccid penis upon fence
shake it which way?
Haiku # 47265, January 29, 2011 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
Little connecteions
Come and go, what have you left?
just an empty hand
Haiku # 47264, January 29, 2011 11:27 am ET
by William
empty rusty can
worn shoes trudge the cold pavement
one block to the next
Haiku # 47263, January 26, 2011 10:18 pm ET
by vince
a a a a a
a a a a a a a
a a a a a
Haiku # 47262, January 26, 2011 10:42 am ET
by aaaaa
toilets flash by.
my stomach grumbles.
a shit is in the making.
Haiku # 47261, January 26, 2011 10:36 am ET
by pooperscooper
smoke is in the air
global warming is rising
ice caps are melting
Haiku # 47260, January 26, 2011 10:32 am ET
by runner9207
The wind is a ho
It blows everyone at night
I wish I were wind
Haiku # 47259, January 24, 2011 6:23 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
i am starving,
drinking dr.pepper instead:
unsatisfied.
Haiku # 47258, January 24, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by AJisdead of CA
Wood pigeon cooing
Twitter of birds on the wing
Early spring perhaps
Haiku # 47257, January 23, 2011 7:36 am ET
by William
One relationship
How quickly we move from one
to another one
Haiku # 47256, January 23, 2011 7:33 am ET
by William
a flash of anger
the words are spoken and no
spirit shall be spared
Haiku # 47255, January 22, 2011 2:21 am ET
by bs
observations made
of a moment of a man's
weakness, snapshot, click
Haiku # 47254, January 21, 2011 11:39 am ET
by bs
ecstasis within
mine copywrite protection
lurid conflagration
Haiku # 47253, January 21, 2011 2:33 am ET
by Lush
those clamoring fools
a slim measure of morons
genius doth recline
Haiku # 47252, January 21, 2011 2:21 am ET
by Lush
we have a dark side
we have a light side, we have
both sides, ying and yang
Haiku # 47251, January 20, 2011 11:10 am ET
by bs
shakes head...same answers
drugs, faithlessness, oh happy
ma-chines, you are dead

all ready
Haiku # 47250, January 20, 2011 11:09 am ET
by bs
Don't be so dramatic
Take your medication, Now!
youll soon be better
Haiku # 47249, January 20, 2011 4:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I feel like getting
done, driving into that pole
being bured, gone
Haiku # 47248, January 19, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by bs
lucky to get home
lucky for all wheel drive as
such is maine winter
Haiku # 47247, January 19, 2011 12:59 am ET
by bs
exploring my new options
decidedly odd
burbles in the water pipes
Haiku # 47246, January 18, 2011 4:03 pm ET
by Rain of the states
Wo is me again
Just been dumped by my Girlfriend.
Not sure how i feel
Haiku # 47245, January 18, 2011 3:28 am ET
by William
from canada to
america, vast spaces all
meet in one small spot
Haiku # 47244, January 18, 2011 12:47 am ET
by bs
hard blue sky above
silent snow slides off a branch
and falls, silent still
Haiku # 47243, January 17, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toilet tissue twist
spontaneous Mobius
one-sided... two-ply
Haiku # 47242, January 16, 2011 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
I'm not a Hobo
I am aming for the Stars
This Gutter's my Ramp
Haiku # 47241, January 16, 2011 8:03 am ET
by William
Will try to fix all
the lingering bad haiku
bugs. Will happen soon
Haiku # 47240, January 15, 2011 12:43 pm ET
by Janis
8 month old infant
A peanut butter sandwich
One sticky baby
Haiku # 47239, January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by Janis
haiku bug report:
apostrophes yield errors
when in "Location"
Haiku # 47238, January 15, 2011 12:41 pm ET
by scotch of life(apostrophe)s rich pageant
this precocious lad
likes to use my computer.
(mainly for teething)
Haiku # 47237, January 15, 2011 12:38 pm ET
by scotch
he's seven months old
and has no concept of death.
but he loves oatmeal.
Haiku # 47236, January 15, 2011 12:35 pm ET
by scotch
fuck relationships
the dream of happy endings
seems a bridge too far
Haiku # 47235, January 15, 2011 4:47 am ET
by ash
The hands of a clock
Marking the inexorable
oblivion slide

Our ambitions cut
as are our lost desires
Our wants and our needs

Slowly dawns on us
the truth we stumble upon!
we are just mortal

The end comes for us
no longer Gods of sixteen
Our life's nearly gone.
Haiku # 47234, January 14, 2011 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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