if you set yourself
on fire I'd not piss on
you to quell the flames

lite whimsical words
strung together around a
theme births a "Hallmark card"

We write haiku's here.
Not meant to mark History
Whats a hallmark phrase?

haikus and hallmark
phrases like ploppin' cherries
in my hearty pint

ne'er too late fer a
happy childhood the second
one be up to ye

me life ne'er had a
bow wrapped 'round it but still me
thinks it be a gift

heave ho me hearty
nothing does quite like work does
when it works on you

Sell your soul for cash
You've lost your identity
Mamon owns you now!

You can live with it
Or start your own business
And buy others souls.

Are all jobs this way?
I feel so dehumanized
when the day is through!

come here to unwind,
get wound up in your messes,
can't forget my own

omigod i'm gay
well, that's not really the case
but if you say so

parked police cars and
a baggadonuts call in
a one-eight-seven

krispy creme dunkins
and tim hortons transfatty
delivery systems

we have enough of
polyunsaturated
fats tim hortons leave!

and tim hortons has
come to this american
realm, well why not?

Ontario card
posted last century thanks
for Hokusai gift

well to go to war
dislodge the devil, I was
once, to move on, yes...

then again some people
only understand the boot
the britva, then oh

my droogs, the kroovy
flows...but alex grew up and
moved on my brothers

what's the matter with
you wanting to call people losers
and expecting anger

frustration, when folks
have enough shit in real life
going on you idiot

they come here to try
and express something real not
playground bullshit

how does one gain from
such empty gestures, hardcore
but empty the same

well one can't do much
about the hardcore asshole
just keep pressing on

it's winter, we're worn
out from holidays, real life
and the cold outside

i think you're going
to say loser to the wrong
person, and lose it all...

people get online
and talk trash, been there, done that
it's worthless, so in

the end the person
gets bored, grows up, passes on
kicks the bucket, shrugs

what's the matter dude
go head and fill the whole page
that's what losers do

maybe one who is
bored needs to get on the ox
and not look backwards

I grow weary of this
so i will be quiet for now

I prefer their work
dignified and of old age
than the childish games

to be relentless
and obcessed, this is the kind
that you are faced with

let us say then let
isolation come to you
and you have to think

the bully at last
becomes isolated for
he needs audience...

beating to death his
own ego for the sake of his
own ego insanity

scandalous fool thus
continues to scorn because
well, he's a fool

loser

brainless ego feeds
on all things, feeds like the beast
it is, psychopath

seeking stimulation

what does one say to
what is thoughtless, but a fool
scorns reproach, and come

to think of it now
everybody plays the fool
sometimes...

you suck in 2010
as you sucked in 2009
and will likely suck
.......................next year too

frothy white-capped waves
teeming spray snow-like tribute
to yonder Fuji

dreaming of gay themes
zapooper and the wookie
get warped to the max

super zapooper
those rings around uranus
aren't made of green cheese

ascent into waves
we faced a descending wall
our watery death

Wanna write haikus
But my mind is in a blank:
Was Basho a nerd?

what's the word of now
what's the world of today now?
what is tomorrow?

oh wookie for you
your pulsating zapooper
it makes me chortle

fearless seafarers
we ride great waves 'neath Fuji
white cap claws descend

the last word isn't
always the best nor does it
turn out to be it

it repeats itself
gives time to distract the
tormented and damned

the lost souls that don't
want to change, just bend others
to their own sick wills

Nippress & Ash = lots of
StarWars themed gay sex!

a law unto one self
using others and feeling
no guilt for a dead

bottomless apetite

so one can't conquer
real life so one has to try
and conquer peaceful

but guarded poets
who in the end have had zilch
of trolling poems

water in motion
The Great Wave rising above
stoic Mt. Fuji