Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

who says I don't enjoy
the squandering of this life
with moments of transformation


look and learn

I see you as pathetic
social conformists incapable
of doing anything

on your own
Haiku # 45593, December 23, 2009 12:47 pm ET
by bs
life is too short to
worry about the shits on here
I wish you all well

who are actually TRYING
to write haiku, and
to you who claims to

be me, well, I know
some things, I'll take care of
you sometime sooner

or later...enlightenment
she is a bitch
Haiku # 45592, December 23, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by bs
che you socialist scuz
go retire to some foreign country
and take your art school

education to where
it can do no damage
for it has no value
Haiku # 45591, December 23, 2009 12:33 pm ET
by bs
don't encourage a man
born in a generation that was
told it sucked and

knew it would be
damned with that label
God bless the damnation

New Year's Resolution time

Yankee Swap time

Stress on the Holidays
Haiku # 45590, December 23, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by bs
well obviously I'm nuts
someone is not me, and someone is me
feed the trolls on x-mas

dadaism gone wild
feliz navidad
or feliz navy dad
Haiku # 45589, December 23, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by bs
what's fucking pathetic
is it's Christmas and it's
time to get out the presents

for example

SOS--my foot, up your ass

Will--dance pass on the Danube

Ash--Walt Whitman

Janis--thanks for the years

Zabadooey--life time subscription to prozac

SoS--another foot up your ass

all the real poets here--
put a ducking book together, I'd read it

Merry Christmas from your
maniac in the box
Haiku # 45588, December 23, 2009 12:29 pm ET
by bs
can you tell which ones
are pretending to be "me"
making me a sort of...

fucking art form
like some media creature
like you need a God

damned muppet
something to despise
yet also to admire...

Son of Septic and "bs"
are two different people
I like his poems

but personally he's
an asshole
Haiku # 45587, December 23, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by the real bs of who ironically will be mimicked by someone claiming to be bs
consciousness streaming
torrents of raw sewage sans
filtration system
Haiku # 45586, December 23, 2009 8:01 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
sifting through haiku
trash unrecognizable
as a worthy form
Haiku # 45585, December 23, 2009 7:56 am ET
by this is not Bad Haiku it is not Haiku at all
in this emptiness
my being cries out for love
to no-one at all
Haiku # 45584, December 23, 2009 5:15 am ET
by ash
Went through the pages
Did not bother to read them
Full of rant and rage

bs. SHUT UP!
Haiku # 45583, December 23, 2009 4:32 am ET
by ALL OF US.
!
?
...
Haiku # 45582, December 22, 2009 11:44 pm ET
by vince
i'm not a loser
mom said i've great potential
and loquacity
Haiku # 45581, December 22, 2009 11:44 pm ET
by bs he who breathes longer breathes best
your bi-lingual skills goes well with your bi-sexual proclivities should serve you well coping with the Tiajuana gringo fuckers club
Haiku # 45580, December 22, 2009 11:36 pm ET
by bs goes south of the border
another day down
quota having been fulfilled
a mean squandered life
Haiku # 45579, December 22, 2009 11:22 pm ET
by bs 24 hour loser-thon
you suck
Haiku # 45578, December 22, 2009 11:10 pm ET
by nitey nite bs
your translation bs..
I eat my meat would you like to dance on the day of the dead [mispelled "dia"]
Haiku # 45577, December 22, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by bs takes Rosetta Stone immersion course in Spanish
no gracias mi hijo...

tu carne es como
una gallena pechuga
suave y blanco y susio

trans: no thanks my son..your meat is like a hen's breast soft and white and unclean
Haiku # 45576, December 22, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by bs your former one true fan you should have left when you had a chance
como mi carne
hombre, quieres bailar
en el dio de los muertos?
Haiku # 45575, December 22, 2009 10:59 pm ET
by bs
bs septic scorp
vince all the same persona
they all suck as one
Haiku # 45574, December 22, 2009 10:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45573, December 22, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck bs
Haiku # 45572, December 22, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
indeed he does!
Haiku # 45571, December 22, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so you bid adieu
to the losers by taking
the high road to leave

a winner yet an
hour later returned to
be with the losers

and then have the balls
to call yourself a winner
did I get that right?!

...a friggin' piece of bs tautology at work here!!
Haiku # 45570, December 22, 2009 10:52 pm ET
by bs tautology outdoes himself
you suck
Haiku # 45569, December 22, 2009 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my favorite hobby
is to talk to myself in
mexican, i win
Haiku # 45568, December 22, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by bs of culturally astute and genuine philanthropist
even chickens are
birds of prey and will attack
a bloody pen mate
Haiku # 45567, December 22, 2009 9:48 pm ET
by cluck cluck
bs attracts third world
poultry the red dot special [bs]
will be pecked to death
Haiku # 45566, December 22, 2009 9:40 pm ET
by why do chickens kill their own
bs duermes con la pinga de papa en tu boca para comfortarle

[trans.: sleep with the dick of your father in your mouth to comfort yourself]
Haiku # 45565, December 22, 2009 9:37 pm ET
by el marielito de ochenta uno
perdon porque estuvo muy nervioso empuje el buton temprano...mejor porque quisiera escribir mas sobre este abominaccion se llama BS un hombre muy enfermo en el alma y corazon...

un favor...muera te!
Haiku # 45564, December 22, 2009 9:34 pm ET
by recuerda Sierra Maestra
sen



















senor tu chupas como una mujer...coje mi bicho por favor en su tradicciones especial...tu eres un maricon marvelosso!
que mas..bobo tambien porque la lengua se llama espanol no mexicano...idiota

en ingles...YOU SUCK!
Haiku # 45563, December 22, 2009 9:27 pm ET
by viva che guevara!
i speak mexican
say "you suck" you dirty
dumb monolinguist!
Haiku # 45562, December 22, 2009 9:13 pm ET
by bs of volunteering in war torn thrid world countries
chupa mi pinga
pendejo maricon tu madre
es una puta susia
Haiku # 45561, December 22, 2009 7:25 pm ET
by socialismo y la revoluccion
you suck
Haiku # 45560, December 22, 2009 7:05 pm ET
by go back to cuba
quien escriben mierda
come este? estan enferma de mentes y sus madres corrieron
con los lobos pendejos!
Haiku # 45559, December 22, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by coma mierda y viva fidel
aah the familiar
dulcet tones of the mob's cries
you suck, bs you suck!
Haiku # 45558, December 22, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by theres no place like home theres no place like home
you failed
Haiku # 45557, December 22, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one hour and seven
minutes...the time it took you [bs]
to hightail it home
Haiku # 45556, December 22, 2009 5:47 pm ET
by we kept the light on for you
just when i thought i
was out, they pull me back in
there's no life out there

......this is my home
Haiku # 45555, December 22, 2009 5:40 pm ET
by bs
Where's all the ho's
and bitches? Nippress
and Ash ain't got 'em
cuz they's homosexual
fellers.
Haiku # 45554, December 22, 2009 5:15 pm ET
by dabid
winner's circle..he
came in a winner and left
a winner....dude!!!! bs
Haiku # 45553, December 22, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by bs your one true fan
he always did think
outside the box..explains why
he never got twat
Haiku # 45552, December 22, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by requiem for a bs
I wish you the best
Haiku # 45551, December 22, 2009 4:55 pm ET
by bs your one true fan
i'll take the high road
a winner's life awaits me
adios losers
Haiku # 45550, December 22, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by bs
perhaps better to
fill up tablets with your rants
the tome of a loon
Haiku # 45549, December 22, 2009 4:20 pm ET
by hey hey na-na gooood-bye!!
is there NO EXIT bs?
is it possible you can't
leave virtual HELL?

picture the doorway?
you can do this...just walk through
never to return
....................buh bye!
Haiku # 45548, December 22, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by shall i leave or shall i go
you suck
Haiku # 45547, December 22, 2009 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who said I wanted to
fucking social network with
people i want to forget?

fucking internet 2
Haiku # 45546, December 22, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by bs
I must go right now
this nasty nihilism i have
to put on hold the

mill of retardation
has ground my real life time
to nothing at all
Haiku # 45545, December 22, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
so I shall give you
the business end, for that is
the hobbesean bisexual

theory
Haiku # 45544, December 22, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by bs
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