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27 Years, 314 Days and 77283 Haiku later...

perdon porque estuvo muy nervioso empuje el buton temprano...mejor porque quisiera escribir mas sobre este abominaccion se llama BS un hombre muy enfermo en el alma y corazon...

un favor...muera te!
Haiku # 45564, December 22, 2009 9:34 pm ET
by recuerda Sierra Maestra
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senor tu chupas como una mujer...coje mi bicho por favor en su tradicciones especial...tu eres un maricon marvelosso!
que mas..bobo tambien porque la lengua se llama espanol no mexicano...idiota

en ingles...YOU SUCK!
Haiku # 45563, December 22, 2009 9:27 pm ET
by viva che guevara!
i speak mexican
say "you suck" you dirty
dumb monolinguist!
Haiku # 45562, December 22, 2009 9:13 pm ET
by bs of volunteering in war torn thrid world countries
chupa mi pinga
pendejo maricon tu madre
es una puta susia
Haiku # 45561, December 22, 2009 7:25 pm ET
by socialismo y la revoluccion
you suck
Haiku # 45560, December 22, 2009 7:05 pm ET
by go back to cuba
quien escriben mierda
come este? estan enferma de mentes y sus madres corrieron
con los lobos pendejos!
Haiku # 45559, December 22, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by coma mierda y viva fidel
aah the familiar
dulcet tones of the mob's cries
you suck, bs you suck!
Haiku # 45558, December 22, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by theres no place like home theres no place like home
you failed
Haiku # 45557, December 22, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one hour and seven
minutes...the time it took you [bs]
to hightail it home
Haiku # 45556, December 22, 2009 5:47 pm ET
by we kept the light on for you
just when i thought i
was out, they pull me back in
there's no life out there

......this is my home
Haiku # 45555, December 22, 2009 5:40 pm ET
by bs
Where's all the ho's
and bitches? Nippress
and Ash ain't got 'em
cuz they's homosexual
fellers.
Haiku # 45554, December 22, 2009 5:15 pm ET
by dabid
winner's circle..he
came in a winner and left
a winner....dude!!!! bs
Haiku # 45553, December 22, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by bs your one true fan
he always did think
outside the box..explains why
he never got twat
Haiku # 45552, December 22, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by requiem for a bs
I wish you the best
Haiku # 45551, December 22, 2009 4:55 pm ET
by bs your one true fan
i'll take the high road
a winner's life awaits me
adios losers
Haiku # 45550, December 22, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by bs
perhaps better to
fill up tablets with your rants
the tome of a loon
Haiku # 45549, December 22, 2009 4:20 pm ET
by hey hey na-na gooood-bye!!
is there NO EXIT bs?
is it possible you can't
leave virtual HELL?

picture the doorway?
you can do this...just walk through
never to return
....................buh bye!
Haiku # 45548, December 22, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by shall i leave or shall i go
you suck
Haiku # 45547, December 22, 2009 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who said I wanted to
fucking social network with
people i want to forget?

fucking internet 2
Haiku # 45546, December 22, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by bs
I must go right now
this nasty nihilism i have
to put on hold the

mill of retardation
has ground my real life time
to nothing at all
Haiku # 45545, December 22, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
so I shall give you
the business end, for that is
the hobbesean bisexual

theory
Haiku # 45544, December 22, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by bs
i want to hear him
moan unnh you suck, unnh unnh moan
you suckm you unnh...suuuuuckk!
Haiku # 45543, December 22, 2009 3:05 pm ET
by bs
who says I suck i
should like to see him in the back
of the warehouse

8 o clock tuesday
I'll pay you 20 bucks and maybe
you'll get some too
Haiku # 45542, December 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
this must be the last
straw of the control of moods
the psychopath models

and moves on from place
to place never ending and never
knowing their moral place

no needle in the compass
Haiku # 45541, December 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45540, December 22, 2009 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i prefer now that
I see it these people who
grew up and their at

peace, desiring peace
haikus, not this total war
of all out bang in

the head loss of real
life stuff going on, this for
me is what it is
Haiku # 45539, December 22, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by bs
see saw see saw been
there before up is down and
down is up accept
Haiku # 45538, December 22, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by bs one true fan
so i would stop but
it might be something more in
my life going on

we wear down, we just
don't want to do it anymore
grave being peace

good bye, you know
that old temptation

i must be nuts
Haiku # 45537, December 22, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by bs
i really did want
to kill myself over all
the stuff on this place
Haiku # 45536, December 22, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by bs
the balance sustained
between chaos and order
universe in mo
....................tion
Haiku # 45535, December 22, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by bs one true fan
LMAO

retarded haiku dom
but who is the retarded
haiku submissive?
Haiku # 45534, December 22, 2009 2:58 pm ET
by bs
verbal vomit has
its' place among the flowers
and gentle breezes
Haiku # 45533, December 22, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by bs one true fan
woe be to those who
dare challenge my retarded
haiku dominance
Haiku # 45532, December 22, 2009 2:54 pm ET
by bs of one true fan
and do not hate the
one true fan if only he
be a reflection
Haiku # 45531, December 22, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by bs one true fan
though a war no one
wins for who triumphs over
shadows and demons
Haiku # 45530, December 22, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by bs one true fan
you truly do rule
i'm liking your style how
you think "all out war"
Haiku # 45529, December 22, 2009 2:51 pm ET
by bs one true fan
yes i do but over
what, a silly rant in a bboard
where people just want

to relax and write
real haikus, not listen to my
verbal vomit
Haiku # 45528, December 22, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by bs
i rule
Haiku # 45527, December 22, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by bs
now to write a blaise
haiku, irritated and there's no taking back these words
Haiku # 45526, December 22, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by bs
I'm curious at to
see what ammo will be loaded
in the mock guns here

tomorrow

it is a cycle that
keeps going till one stops
and there is only one
Haiku # 45525, December 22, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by bs
indeed, soy um peridor
that was my generation, many
hard lessons, but also

many oportunities

you are a loser

you suck as well

join the club
Haiku # 45524, December 22, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs
will I learn to as
they say play the game and do you in with your

rules? like I'll say don't
play me and gang up on some
chosen outcast, and

with your empty cheers
drink his blood, but realize
what I think of you all

I'd be pleased to add
you to my menu of idiots
ala carte

not the peaceful ones
but the ones who still spray on subway walls
Haiku # 45523, December 22, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs
i'm a winner
Haiku # 45522, December 22, 2009 2:35 pm ET
by bs
I'm wondering and looking
at what i;m saying here and
wondering what portrait

i know you think "you loser"
but what does it mean to me
in the long run seeing this
Haiku # 45521, December 22, 2009 2:34 pm ET
by bs
could this become a
tradition or do i overlook
my blessings when I

allow "you suck" to
get to me, when it stops then
do they just mindlessly

get bored and go hack
into someone's account or
do they just die of

some drug overdose or
finally someone catches them 30 days in jail

for unpaid tickets
Haiku # 45520, December 22, 2009 2:33 pm ET
by bs
is it funny then to
see this side of myself come
out when and if i

get to my senses
and walk away, what will you
do then? what if this

goes on for months, years
Haiku # 45519, December 22, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by bs
to go from response
it's like you are so good at
finding other's diss

to disrespect, but when
does the time come when the piper
plays your empty skull

whistling an ode to your
flesh rotting because you dissed
the wrong homie
Haiku # 45518, December 22, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by bs
I wonder when I
shall have the pleasure of grinding
your bones into bread

you little shit
Haiku # 45517, December 22, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by bs
you're a winner
Haiku # 45516, December 22, 2009 2:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm sure the TMZ
crowd loves to put up the old
push in the face scum

when their own lives are
just as fucking raunchy and
their scandals juicy
Haiku # 45515, December 22, 2009 2:28 pm ET
by bs
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