Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77283 Haiku later...

another day down
quota having been fulfilled
a mean squandered life
Haiku # 45579, December 22, 2009 11:22 pm ET
by bs 24 hour loser-thon
you suck
Haiku # 45578, December 22, 2009 11:10 pm ET
by nitey nite bs
your translation bs..
I eat my meat would you like to dance on the day of the dead [mispelled "dia"]
Haiku # 45577, December 22, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by bs takes Rosetta Stone immersion course in Spanish
no gracias mi hijo...

tu carne es como
una gallena pechuga
suave y blanco y susio

trans: no thanks my son..your meat is like a hen's breast soft and white and unclean
Haiku # 45576, December 22, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by bs your former one true fan you should have left when you had a chance
como mi carne
hombre, quieres bailar
en el dio de los muertos?
Haiku # 45575, December 22, 2009 10:59 pm ET
by bs
bs septic scorp
vince all the same persona
they all suck as one
Haiku # 45574, December 22, 2009 10:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45573, December 22, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck bs
Haiku # 45572, December 22, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
indeed he does!
Haiku # 45571, December 22, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so you bid adieu
to the losers by taking
the high road to leave

a winner yet an
hour later returned to
be with the losers

and then have the balls
to call yourself a winner
did I get that right?!

...a friggin' piece of bs tautology at work here!!
Haiku # 45570, December 22, 2009 10:52 pm ET
by bs tautology outdoes himself
you suck
Haiku # 45569, December 22, 2009 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my favorite hobby
is to talk to myself in
mexican, i win
Haiku # 45568, December 22, 2009 9:50 pm ET
by bs of culturally astute and genuine philanthropist
even chickens are
birds of prey and will attack
a bloody pen mate
Haiku # 45567, December 22, 2009 9:48 pm ET
by cluck cluck
bs attracts third world
poultry the red dot special [bs]
will be pecked to death
Haiku # 45566, December 22, 2009 9:40 pm ET
by why do chickens kill their own
bs duermes con la pinga de papa en tu boca para comfortarle

[trans.: sleep with the dick of your father in your mouth to comfort yourself]
Haiku # 45565, December 22, 2009 9:37 pm ET
by el marielito de ochenta uno
perdon porque estuvo muy nervioso empuje el buton temprano...mejor porque quisiera escribir mas sobre este abominaccion se llama BS un hombre muy enfermo en el alma y corazon...

un favor...muera te!
Haiku # 45564, December 22, 2009 9:34 pm ET
by recuerda Sierra Maestra
sen



















senor tu chupas como una mujer...coje mi bicho por favor en su tradicciones especial...tu eres un maricon marvelosso!
que mas..bobo tambien porque la lengua se llama espanol no mexicano...idiota

en ingles...YOU SUCK!
Haiku # 45563, December 22, 2009 9:27 pm ET
by viva che guevara!
i speak mexican
say "you suck" you dirty
dumb monolinguist!
Haiku # 45562, December 22, 2009 9:13 pm ET
by bs of volunteering in war torn thrid world countries
chupa mi pinga
pendejo maricon tu madre
es una puta susia
Haiku # 45561, December 22, 2009 7:25 pm ET
by socialismo y la revoluccion
you suck
Haiku # 45560, December 22, 2009 7:05 pm ET
by go back to cuba
quien escriben mierda
come este? estan enferma de mentes y sus madres corrieron
con los lobos pendejos!
Haiku # 45559, December 22, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by coma mierda y viva fidel
aah the familiar
dulcet tones of the mob's cries
you suck, bs you suck!
Haiku # 45558, December 22, 2009 7:00 pm ET
by theres no place like home theres no place like home
you failed
Haiku # 45557, December 22, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one hour and seven
minutes...the time it took you [bs]
to hightail it home
Haiku # 45556, December 22, 2009 5:47 pm ET
by we kept the light on for you
just when i thought i
was out, they pull me back in
there's no life out there

......this is my home
Haiku # 45555, December 22, 2009 5:40 pm ET
by bs
Where's all the ho's
and bitches? Nippress
and Ash ain't got 'em
cuz they's homosexual
fellers.
Haiku # 45554, December 22, 2009 5:15 pm ET
by dabid
winner's circle..he
came in a winner and left
a winner....dude!!!! bs
Haiku # 45553, December 22, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by bs your one true fan
he always did think
outside the box..explains why
he never got twat
Haiku # 45552, December 22, 2009 5:01 pm ET
by requiem for a bs
I wish you the best
Haiku # 45551, December 22, 2009 4:55 pm ET
by bs your one true fan
i'll take the high road
a winner's life awaits me
adios losers
Haiku # 45550, December 22, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by bs
perhaps better to
fill up tablets with your rants
the tome of a loon
Haiku # 45549, December 22, 2009 4:20 pm ET
by hey hey na-na gooood-bye!!
is there NO EXIT bs?
is it possible you can't
leave virtual HELL?

picture the doorway?
you can do this...just walk through
never to return
....................buh bye!
Haiku # 45548, December 22, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by shall i leave or shall i go
you suck
Haiku # 45547, December 22, 2009 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
who said I wanted to
fucking social network with
people i want to forget?

fucking internet 2
Haiku # 45546, December 22, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by bs
I must go right now
this nasty nihilism i have
to put on hold the

mill of retardation
has ground my real life time
to nothing at all
Haiku # 45545, December 22, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
so I shall give you
the business end, for that is
the hobbesean bisexual

theory
Haiku # 45544, December 22, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by bs
i want to hear him
moan unnh you suck, unnh unnh moan
you suckm you unnh...suuuuuckk!
Haiku # 45543, December 22, 2009 3:05 pm ET
by bs
who says I suck i
should like to see him in the back
of the warehouse

8 o clock tuesday
I'll pay you 20 bucks and maybe
you'll get some too
Haiku # 45542, December 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
this must be the last
straw of the control of moods
the psychopath models

and moves on from place
to place never ending and never
knowing their moral place

no needle in the compass
Haiku # 45541, December 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45540, December 22, 2009 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i prefer now that
I see it these people who
grew up and their at

peace, desiring peace
haikus, not this total war
of all out bang in

the head loss of real
life stuff going on, this for
me is what it is
Haiku # 45539, December 22, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by bs
see saw see saw been
there before up is down and
down is up accept
Haiku # 45538, December 22, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by bs one true fan
so i would stop but
it might be something more in
my life going on

we wear down, we just
don't want to do it anymore
grave being peace

good bye, you know
that old temptation

i must be nuts
Haiku # 45537, December 22, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by bs
i really did want
to kill myself over all
the stuff on this place
Haiku # 45536, December 22, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by bs
the balance sustained
between chaos and order
universe in mo
....................tion
Haiku # 45535, December 22, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by bs one true fan
LMAO

retarded haiku dom
but who is the retarded
haiku submissive?
Haiku # 45534, December 22, 2009 2:58 pm ET
by bs
verbal vomit has
its' place among the flowers
and gentle breezes
Haiku # 45533, December 22, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by bs one true fan
woe be to those who
dare challenge my retarded
haiku dominance
Haiku # 45532, December 22, 2009 2:54 pm ET
by bs of one true fan
and do not hate the
one true fan if only he
be a reflection
Haiku # 45531, December 22, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by bs one true fan
though a war no one
wins for who triumphs over
shadows and demons
Haiku # 45530, December 22, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by bs one true fan
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