Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #45588
what's fucking pathetic
is it's Christmas and it's
time to get out the presents

for example

SOS--my foot, up your ass

Will--dance pass on the Danube

Ash--Walt Whitman

Janis--thanks for the years

Zabadooey--life time subscription to prozac

SoS--another foot up your ass

all the real poets here--
put a ducking book together, I'd read it

Merry Christmas from your
maniac in the box
Haiku #45588
Posted: December 23, 2009 12:29 pm ET
Poet & location: bs