Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

those who relish DARK
give pause when DARKNESS falls
hard on their daughter[s]

power...control....rage
RAPE is a four letter word
not LOVE..FUCK...just HATE

'neath "pure conscious acts"
unconscious dissonance sneers
ensconced in shadows
Haiku # 44774, December 2, 2009 10:59 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
i don't hear voices
rape is a rational choice
a pure, conscious act
Haiku # 44773, December 2, 2009 7:11 pm ET
by septic funeral
My great worry...that
some do not discern between
written thoughts and acts.

Child porn and rape
fantasies?...realities?
the line blurs...HORROR
Haiku # 44772, December 2, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
I just wanted to say
I like what people were
writing on here...dark

and provocative
Haiku # 44770, December 2, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by scorp
then some folks pick up
signs, protest and whack me in
the head, love, not war!

isn't love a kind of war?
Haiku # 44769, December 2, 2009 1:44 pm ET
by scorp
scorp's view straight & true
on this bad haiku chessboard
moves and counter-moves

kings anoint knights
an ego-pissing contest
where no side concedes
Haiku # 44768, December 2, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
do the stupid know
when to quit or their limits
what's the edge of this?

barometer of self
ego pushed to the edge of
the edge till broken
Haiku # 44767, December 2, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by scorp
it doesn't matter
what is said if one is hard
wired to compete, nuttin

is good enough, everyone
else is the fool, not me! not me!
punch in the ego
Haiku # 44766, December 2, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by scorp
it's a blitzkreig of
words, they come and go like the
weather, breaking up
Haiku # 44765, December 2, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by scorp
pompous academics
thinking they have the wal mart
of the poet's guild

then the invention
too much attention confronts
too much retention
Haiku # 44764, December 2, 2009 12:01 pm ET
by scorp
we have left it all
behind, and there is not a
lick of turning back
Haiku # 44763, December 2, 2009 12:00 pm ET
by scorp
how stupid are we
all, narcissism says you
are so great, but to

argue? what's the point
reaction, counter react
the name of the wars
Haiku # 44762, December 2, 2009 11:59 am ET
by scorp
they who cast stones think
they have the law in their hands
till cast back at them
Haiku # 44761, December 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by scorp
the ripples still splash
the critiques, menz only club
da treehouse mind lives
Haiku # 44760, December 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by scorp
feet of clay have we
let no one forgets this truth
'lest we cast sharp stones
Haiku # 44759, December 2, 2009 11:43 am ET
by haiku half-wit
there is "No Exit"
from the band of bad haikus
fifty thousand strong
Haiku # 44758, December 2, 2009 10:04 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
mundane drivel, rants
from a pubescent manchild
leave while you can!!
Haiku # 44757, December 2, 2009 9:57 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
up at four-thirty
casting stones at bad haiku
welcome to the club

working the night shift
"Get A Life" gropes in the dark
but can not find ONE
Haiku # 44756, December 2, 2009 9:48 am ET
by Your reflection
Just page after page!
Saying absolutely squat!
seriously STUPID!!!!
Haiku # 44755, December 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by Get A Life
Read with disbelief
How stupid are you? Yes you!!
Such mundane drivel!!!
Haiku # 44754, December 2, 2009 4:38 am ET
by Get A Life
tell septic I say
hi, like your shit, wish you'd smear
more of it on here
Haiku # 44753, December 1, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by scorp
I don't think some folks
know any better because
they're young and bored and

the world would be much
better off if they were young
and busy, and happy
Haiku # 44752, December 1, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by scorp
kind of like the dumb
things professional wrestlers
say, male soap opera

the threats people make to
one another on line or
old gangsta rap songs
Haiku # 44751, December 1, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by scorp
what's the deal with whack
jobs on line and in real life
who have nothing but

simple minded hate
for anything and all that...
wait a minute

that used to be one of
my hobbies...
Haiku # 44750, December 1, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by scorps
well since people seem
to think implied murder on
a bboard devoted

to poems is ok
need to say my own path is strewn
with the bones of gimps
Haiku # 44749, December 1, 2009 10:32 pm ET
by scorps
who needs a soul
when there's flesh to mutilate
god is tangible
Haiku # 44748, December 1, 2009 10:11 pm ET
by septic funeral
Fingers poised to press
keys that smell like new plastic,
I count syllables.
Haiku # 44747, December 1, 2009 9:33 pm ET
by snail has a new computer
view their common traits
dead-eyed, vacant and godless
their souls have left
Haiku # 44746, December 1, 2009 9:24 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
sans superego
join the club.. Gacy, Bundy
Manson and Dahmer
Haiku # 44745, December 1, 2009 9:20 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
a Buddhist tenet
water seeds of deep kindness
not vulgar nor crass
Haiku # 44744, December 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
libido driven
no conscience behind the wheel
a swath of carnage
Haiku # 44743, December 1, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
thanks superego
next time i need life advice
i shall come to you
Haiku # 44742, December 1, 2009 5:09 pm ET
by septic funeral
your darkest thoughts lie
where light displaced, entwines
death's frigid fingers
Haiku # 44741, December 1, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
how to win the war
eradicate all muslims
paradise on earth
Haiku # 44740, December 1, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by septic funeral
nightfall chill
i could not get you
close enough
Haiku # 44739, December 1, 2009 1:02 pm ET
by vince
Tiger, silly man!
Don't mess with a trophy wife.
Duck! She's got your club!!!
Haiku # 44738, December 1, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Share of NY
papier-mache mask
evoking gasps from the crowd
the ghost speaks....nothing
Haiku # 44737, December 1, 2009 8:50 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
pustular acne
a zit-popping paradise
lots of Kleenex on hand
Haiku # 44736, December 1, 2009 8:30 am ET
by haiku half-wit
bad haiku dot com
with nothing better to do
sitting on my ass
Haiku # 44735, December 1, 2009 6:54 am ET
by Jesse R
waiting for relief
time ceases to pass by me
she is on her way
Haiku # 44734, December 1, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Jesse R
a funeral for you
is coming along your way.
get out of the way.
Haiku # 44733, December 1, 2009 6:41 am ET
by Jesse R
down syndrome darling
most men would never have you
let me wipe your drool
Haiku # 44732, December 1, 2009 2:37 am ET
by septic funeral
watching a movie
lamest thing ive ever seen
pulling the trigger
Haiku # 44731, December 1, 2009 2:27 am ET
by Jesse R
Sitting at my desk;
typing on my computer
trying to pass time.
Haiku # 44730, November 30, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by Jesse R
yup, i'm the devil
now punish me; make it hurt
fuck me till i bleed
Haiku # 44729, November 30, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
erudite wordplay
peeled back veneer reveals his
writhing maggot core
Haiku # 44728, November 30, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
Mommy, I wanna
Kill that fruit fly, can I? Pleeeeeease?
"Go on do it." BOOOOOOM

Little did little Charlie know
That that fruit fly was a bomb,
He could've used cider
Haiku # 44727, November 30, 2009 8:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
notice the turmoil
eviscerated values
saturn makes its way
Haiku # 44726, November 30, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
wanna be writer
don't wanna be anymore
so what's new in life?
Haiku # 44725, November 30, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
one last call, one last
drink of the drug of youth then
poached eggs on rye toast
Haiku # 44724, November 30, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
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