Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

view their common traits
dead-eyed, vacant and godless
their souls have left
Haiku # 44746, December 1, 2009 9:24 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
sans superego
join the club.. Gacy, Bundy
Manson and Dahmer
Haiku # 44745, December 1, 2009 9:20 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
a Buddhist tenet
water seeds of deep kindness
not vulgar nor crass
Haiku # 44744, December 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
libido driven
no conscience behind the wheel
a swath of carnage
Haiku # 44743, December 1, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
thanks superego
next time i need life advice
i shall come to you
Haiku # 44742, December 1, 2009 5:09 pm ET
by septic funeral
your darkest thoughts lie
where light displaced, entwines
death's frigid fingers
Haiku # 44741, December 1, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
how to win the war
eradicate all muslims
paradise on earth
Haiku # 44740, December 1, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by septic funeral
nightfall chill
i could not get you
close enough
Haiku # 44739, December 1, 2009 1:02 pm ET
by vince
Tiger, silly man!
Don't mess with a trophy wife.
Duck! She's got your club!!!
Haiku # 44738, December 1, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Share of NY
papier-mache mask
evoking gasps from the crowd
the ghost speaks....nothing
Haiku # 44737, December 1, 2009 8:50 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
pustular acne
a zit-popping paradise
lots of Kleenex on hand
Haiku # 44736, December 1, 2009 8:30 am ET
by haiku half-wit
bad haiku dot com
with nothing better to do
sitting on my ass
Haiku # 44735, December 1, 2009 6:54 am ET
by Jesse R
waiting for relief
time ceases to pass by me
she is on her way
Haiku # 44734, December 1, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Jesse R
a funeral for you
is coming along your way.
get out of the way.
Haiku # 44733, December 1, 2009 6:41 am ET
by Jesse R
down syndrome darling
most men would never have you
let me wipe your drool
Haiku # 44732, December 1, 2009 2:37 am ET
by septic funeral
watching a movie
lamest thing ive ever seen
pulling the trigger
Haiku # 44731, December 1, 2009 2:27 am ET
by Jesse R
Sitting at my desk;
typing on my computer
trying to pass time.
Haiku # 44730, November 30, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by Jesse R
yup, i'm the devil
now punish me; make it hurt
fuck me till i bleed
Haiku # 44729, November 30, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
erudite wordplay
peeled back veneer reveals his
writhing maggot core
Haiku # 44728, November 30, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
Mommy, I wanna
Kill that fruit fly, can I? Pleeeeeease?
"Go on do it." BOOOOOOM

Little did little Charlie know
That that fruit fly was a bomb,
He could've used cider
Haiku # 44727, November 30, 2009 8:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
notice the turmoil
eviscerated values
saturn makes its way
Haiku # 44726, November 30, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
wanna be writer
don't wanna be anymore
so what's new in life?
Haiku # 44725, November 30, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
one last call, one last
drink of the drug of youth then
poached eggs on rye toast
Haiku # 44724, November 30, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
the chest heaves with stress
I grow old and regret the
days wasted in thought
Haiku # 44723, November 30, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by scorp
we laugh, we cry and
kiss money goodbye to watch
vamps and chicks dig in
Haiku # 44722, November 30, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by scorp
ever overwhelmed
by the games people play say
when comes "game over?"
Haiku # 44721, November 30, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by scorp
a rash catch on a
winter day, raw from the wind
and not the dead flesh
Haiku # 44720, November 30, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by scorp
henry miller loved
food more than sex, so after
tryst, roast beef on rye?
Haiku # 44719, November 30, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by scorp
brothel or convent
they sit waiting for the cock
divine christ-like cock
Haiku # 44718, November 30, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by septic funeral
Victorian prude
requests septic funeral
"Toss my salad.......please!"
Haiku # 44717, November 30, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
Grandiosity
psycho-pathology make
one scary combo
Haiku # 44716, November 30, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
the only thing bent
is your limp biscuit to stuff
your blow-up doll
Haiku # 44715, November 30, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
in the chasm 'tween
prude and sick f***er, 'neer
tarry on evil's side
Haiku # 44714, November 30, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
victorian prudes
their literal minds i bend
like macaroni
Haiku # 44713, November 30, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by septic funeral
safe haven this place
for septic funeral's rants?
see you in lock-up!
Haiku # 44712, November 30, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 7e0c7
pedophilia
golden showers and whores
nice life septic F****
Haiku # 44711, November 30, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
There's nothing "boring"
When MEN speak out against hate
your penis grows limp S.F.
Haiku # 44710, November 30, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
her thong reveals a
prepubescent eagerness
so young but so ripe
Haiku # 44709, November 30, 2009 11:59 am ET
by septic funeral
sorry to interrupt
your psychopathic fetish
GET OFF THE DANCE FLOOR!
Haiku # 44708, November 30, 2009 11:52 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
degrading women
against one is against all
REAL MEN see that truth
Haiku # 44707, November 30, 2009 11:46 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
women taught to self-loathe
doomed moths drawn to his sick aura
consumed in his flame
Haiku # 44706, November 30, 2009 10:55 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
septic funeral's
mother weeps to read her son's vile
women-hating spews
Haiku # 44705, November 30, 2009 8:56 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
Cocks know not evil
just your twisted septic mind
birthing hateful thoughts
Haiku # 44704, November 30, 2009 8:53 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
this is my really
bad haiku...
no more ideas
Haiku # 44703, November 30, 2009 7:13 am ET
by bprofane of dreamland
killing the music
the sounds of the stereo
predicted chaos
Haiku # 44702, November 30, 2009 12:36 am ET
by Jesse R
moaning in my bed
thrashing between the covers
it was just your mom
Haiku # 44701, November 30, 2009 12:34 am ET
by Jesse R
it's predictable
how they crucify the cock
like boring old maids

Haiku # 44700, November 29, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by septic funeral
misanthropic beast
casts a fetid stench upon
human dignity
Haiku # 44699, November 29, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
golden shower dreams
an aged septic funeral
is a bed wetter

Haiku # 44698, November 29, 2009 11:13 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
life's bottom feeders
relish humiliation
but what goes around....
Haiku # 44697, November 29, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
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