Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

Cocks know not evil
just your twisted septic mind
birthing hateful thoughts
Haiku # 44704, November 30, 2009 8:53 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
this is my really
bad haiku...
no more ideas
Haiku # 44703, November 30, 2009 7:13 am ET
by bprofane of dreamland
killing the music
the sounds of the stereo
predicted chaos
Haiku # 44702, November 30, 2009 12:36 am ET
by Jesse R
moaning in my bed
thrashing between the covers
it was just your mom
Haiku # 44701, November 30, 2009 12:34 am ET
by Jesse R
it's predictable
how they crucify the cock
like boring old maids

Haiku # 44700, November 29, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by septic funeral
misanthropic beast
casts a fetid stench upon
human dignity
Haiku # 44699, November 29, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
golden shower dreams
an aged septic funeral
is a bed wetter

Haiku # 44698, November 29, 2009 11:13 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
life's bottom feeders
relish humiliation
but what goes around....
Haiku # 44697, November 29, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
just as is desire
Acceptance is part of life
You do not own it
Haiku # 44696, November 29, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
manna from the gods
her flesh reclined and ready
for golden showers
Haiku # 44695, November 29, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by septic funeral
raptors' lazy arcs
belie their relentless search
of the forest floor
Haiku # 44694, November 29, 2009 10:28 am ET
by haiku half-wit of shawangunk mtns
It all cancels out.
I hate my own need and pride
when you accept me.
Haiku # 44693, November 29, 2009 1:44 am ET
by snail
When you rub your dick,
you might find a discharge that
winds up on the floor
Haiku # 44692, November 28, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by Jesse R
Ass of a hippo,
Thunder Thighs slap to your pace
Wobbles as you walk.
Haiku # 44691, November 28, 2009 10:24 pm ET
by Jesse R
Cheifing on the blunt
Coughing on some wicked smoke
puff, puff, pass nigga!
Haiku # 44690, November 28, 2009 10:22 pm ET
by Jesse R
Walking hand-in-hand,
How the candles light your face.
Falling deeper in.
Haiku # 44689, November 28, 2009 10:21 pm ET
by Jesse R
septic funeral's
one-handed watusi dance
ejaculate jerk
Haiku # 44688, November 28, 2009 10:02 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner of pleasantville
paparazzis' lust
Tiger's blood in the water
sharks close the circle
Haiku # 44687, November 28, 2009 9:58 pm ET
by soap lover of Days of Our Lives, USA
Tiger Woods did it now!
Bloodied face, hydrant and tree
Get the nails and cross!!!
Haiku # 44686, November 28, 2009 9:51 pm ET
by The mob of Calvery Hill
'yon naked trees s-w-a-a-a-y
a wind-dance trance 'tween limbs &
softly moaning wind
Haiku # 44685, November 28, 2009 10:50 am ET
by haiku half-wit of shawangunk mountain
blustery brisk 'morn
windprints run amok upstream
rudely slap the shore
Haiku # 44684, November 28, 2009 8:56 am ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
Fastest man alive
Not enough Heroes noways
Jet man crashes, Alive!
Haiku # 44683, November 28, 2009 7:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Nippress. That shit you saisd is fucking gay. Where is Darth Gaydar!
Haiku # 44682, November 27, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by zapoopy
Painting with your words
Eyes that search right into my soul
A vision in words.

You're. Oh so good snail
Leaving a permanent scar
Where no one can see.
Haiku # 44681, November 27, 2009 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress of snail appreciation
gobble gobble 'gawk!
gobble gobble gobble 'awk!!
turkey's rebuttal
Haiku # 44680, November 26, 2009 11:24 pm ET
by slaughtered innocents of turkeyland
my buddha nature
fragile and wafer thin cracks
'neath your gravitas
Haiku # 44679, November 26, 2009 11:18 pm ET
by haiku half-wit
six feet not deep 'nough
to contain your foul stench
septic funeral

Haiku # 44678, November 26, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
violent image
vile & prurient, springs forth
like a demon seed

Haiku # 44677, November 26, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner of e091c
vile young/old man
spews hatred toward women
what does mommy think?
Haiku # 44676, November 26, 2009 11:02 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
septic funeral
misogynistic piglet
wallows in his slop
Haiku # 44675, November 26, 2009 10:57 pm ET
by antispetic cleaner of tidy bowl
I expect your eyes
to leave marks when they touch me,
searing my conscience.
Haiku # 44674, November 26, 2009 8:35 pm ET
by snail
Merry Thanksgiving!
I say, American Thanks-
Giving is better!
Haiku # 44672, November 26, 2009 5:07 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Haha mike and chips!
I have two friends on here now
This is so awsome
Haiku # 44671, November 25, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
I like Gouda cheese
yes I really really do!
Oh yeah! This is MIKE!!!
Haiku # 44670, November 25, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by Cheese of the cake
Constantly changing
The World and my place in it
Where will I be next?
Haiku # 44669, November 25, 2009 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
"i swallowed your cum"
as if that means anything
get dressed and leave, bitch
Haiku # 44668, November 25, 2009 12:16 am ET
by septic funeral
time passes
specks of dust, landing
on the phone
Haiku # 44667, November 24, 2009 2:34 pm ET
by vince
let them dance and love
it, at least he's doing some
thing with art and love

how about that sarah palin?
Haiku # 44665, November 24, 2009 10:49 am ET
by scorp
I feel like a man
bystanding history and
it repeats itself
Haiku # 44663, November 23, 2009 11:11 am ET
by scorp
Traffic is awful
I hate it so very much
I shout profanely
Haiku # 44662, November 23, 2009 9:36 am ET
by Boyd of Chicagoland
Matrix Haiku:
Oh little blue pill
Why did I not take you first?
The red one was bad
Haiku # 44661, November 23, 2009 9:34 am ET
by Boyd of Chicagoland
You think you're in charge?
For those who think they own it!
Money is in charge
Haiku # 44660, November 23, 2009 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
I'm doing homework
Geography: convections
Confuse me like hell
Haiku # 44659, November 22, 2009 9:42 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Got a date tonight
Don't wear your knickers I said
I'll keep you informed

No I wont there's a kid of 8 on here.
Haiku # 44658, November 22, 2009 7:13 am ET
by Four hot lips
writing bad haiku
contemplating some replies
reading bad haiku
Haiku # 44657, November 22, 2009 3:14 am ET
by ash
I have found out that
I am very sleepy, and
To all of you, have

A Good Night
Haiku # 44656, November 21, 2009 9:52 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I wouldn't dis people
On this website Because the
Last time I did they

Blocked my ip numb-
Ber. From this website. Good thing
I was @ the library
Haiku # 44655, November 21, 2009 9:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Julia wowee!
That's a really good hiaku.
GREAT since you're just eight!!
Haiku # 44654, November 21, 2009 8:56 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
L m a o, ha!
Emomalimo you are
Pissing people off :P

But don't worry chips,
I am still your buddy bud
Waiting's a retard :)

(Kidding)
Haiku # 44653, November 21, 2009 8:53 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Introspective view
It can be found in humor
But not in this case
Haiku # 44652, November 21, 2009 6:50 am ET
by William Nippress
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