When you rub your dick,
you might find a discharge that
winds up on the floor

Ass of a hippo,
Thunder Thighs slap to your pace
Wobbles as you walk.

Cheifing on the blunt
Coughing on some wicked smoke
puff, puff, pass nigga!

Walking hand-in-hand,
How the candles light your face.
Falling deeper in.

septic funeral's
one-handed watusi dance
ejaculate jerk

paparazzis' lust
Tiger's blood in the water
sharks close the circle

Tiger Woods did it now!
Bloodied face, hydrant and tree
Get the nails and cross!!!

'yon naked trees s-w-a-a-a-y
a wind-dance trance 'tween limbs &
softly moaning wind

blustery brisk 'morn
windprints run amok upstream
rudely slap the shore

Fastest man alive
Not enough Heroes noways
Jet man crashes, Alive!

Nippress. That shit you saisd is fucking gay. Where is Darth Gaydar!

Painting with your words
Eyes that search right into my soul
A vision in words.

You're. Oh so good snail
Leaving a permanent scar
Where no one can see.

gobble gobble 'gawk!
gobble gobble gobble 'awk!!
turkey's rebuttal

my buddha nature
fragile and wafer thin cracks
'neath your gravitas

six feet not deep 'nough
to contain your foul stench
septic funeral

violent image
vile & prurient, springs forth
like a demon seed

vile young/old man
spews hatred toward women
what does mommy think?

septic funeral
misogynistic piglet
wallows in his slop

I expect your eyes
to leave marks when they touch me,
searing my conscience.

Merry Thanksgiving!
I say, American Thanks-
Giving is better!

Haha mike and chips!
I have two friends on here now
This is so awsome

I like Gouda cheese
yes I really really do!
Oh yeah! This is MIKE!!!

Constantly changing
The World and my place in it
Where will I be next?

"i swallowed your cum"
as if that means anything
get dressed and leave, bitch

time passes
specks of dust, landing
on the phone

let them dance and love
it, at least he's doing some
thing with art and love

how about that sarah palin?

I feel like a man
bystanding history and
it repeats itself

Traffic is awful
I hate it so very much
I shout profanely

Matrix Haiku:
Oh little blue pill
Why did I not take you first?
The red one was bad

You think you're in charge?
For those who think they own it!
Money is in charge

I'm doing homework
Geography: convections
Confuse me like hell

Got a date tonight
Don't wear your knickers I said
I'll keep you informed

No I wont there's a kid of 8 on here.

writing bad haiku
contemplating some replies
reading bad haiku

I have found out that
I am very sleepy, and
To all of you, have

A Good Night

I wouldn't dis people
On this website Because the
Last time I did they

Blocked my ip numb-
Ber. From this website. Good thing
I was @ the library

Julia wowee!
That's a really good hiaku.
GREAT since you're just eight!!

L m a o, ha!
Emomalimo you are
Pissing people off :P

But don't worry chips,
I am still your buddy bud
Waiting's a retard :)

(Kidding)

Introspective view
It can be found in humor
But not in this case

So is Badhaiku
A personal Ego space?
It would appear so!

lily or daisy
budding beautiful blossom
pretty Spring flower

radiant, hot, bright
golden gleaming warming light
helpful Summer sun

crunching, crackling leaves
beautiful, falling off trees
pretty Autumn leaves

frozen, icy white
cool frosty snow crystals fall
cold Winter snowflakes

Sure Mr. Wating
I will turn your frown upside
Down, please see below

"Knock, knock, knock" says me
"Who the hell's there?" Joe remarks.
"Pile up," I say then

"Pile up who?" asks Joe
I start loling on the ground
"You said Pile 'o poo!!!!"

Well as you can see
You should write something along those
Lines. I hope you're happy ;)

the peeps kicked him out
nudist colony midget
nose in their business

Make us laugh you said!
So show us what you can do?
Emomalimo

i know this is sup-
Posed to be bad haikus. But
Try makin' it funny!

Nobody wants to hear
About how you were not emo
Or about dumb hoes

For crying out loud!
Bad haikus would be better
If you made someone

Smile :)

black eyes and bruises
i do what i want to you
cuz whores will be whores

Barack Obama
Hope and change his stock and trade
Smart money sells short

frost's hoary fingers
bend to warming morning sun
stillness yields to light

history it comes
in cycles but is it 10
speed or something else?

warmth, peace permeates
felt one with nature and earth
except its people

Partnered by the breeze
Weaving tangled soft shadows
dancing gold brown Leaves

Now thats Haiku!