Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

black eyes and bruises
i do what i want to you
cuz whores will be whores
Haiku # 44645, November 19, 2009 7:05 pm ET
by septic funeral
Barack Obama
Hope and change his stock and trade
Smart money sells short
Haiku # 44644, November 19, 2009 5:09 pm ET
by SDSquint
frost's hoary fingers
bend to warming morning sun
stillness yields to light
Haiku # 44643, November 19, 2009 9:53 am ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
history it comes
in cycles but is it 10
speed or something else?
Haiku # 44642, November 18, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by scorp
warmth, peace permeates
felt one with nature and earth
except its people
Haiku # 44641, November 18, 2009 11:11 am ET
by vince
Partnered by the breeze
Weaving tangled soft shadows
dancing gold brown Leaves

Now thats Haiku!
Haiku # 44640, November 18, 2009 4:24 am ET
by William Nippress
The world is so grand
I love my splendid life, yes!
I am not emo :)
Haiku # 44639, November 17, 2009 11:53 pm ET
by Tom Riddle of Toronto
I can't find relief
from the evil on the earth
We're all gonna die :(
Haiku # 44638, November 17, 2009 11:52 pm ET
by Tom Riddle of Toronto
No they are bad cause
they are about nothingness
make sylables right!
Haiku # 44637, November 17, 2009 11:41 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
This is what makes
Bad haikus bad. It's because
It's not a haiku
Haiku # 44636, November 17, 2009 7:09 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I am! - - -
- - - - - - -
Insert good poem above
Haiku # 44635, November 17, 2009 7:07 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
E-mo-ma-li-mo
you got to talk in haikus
count your sylables
Haiku # 44634, November 17, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Walter's Wonderful Water!
It is pure B.S! Sip it!
Gulp it! Puke it out!
Haiku # 44633, November 17, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
And I'm back too! Yeah!
I feel so special being
Here, it's like a whirl!
Haiku # 44632, November 17, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Want to welcome me?
That's me yea Bob the Snob of
the internet's back!!
Haiku # 44631, November 17, 2009 4:57 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
takes one to know one
Haiku # 44630, November 17, 2009 4:55 pm ET
by wat
fooled by Crane Technique
when he can just Sweep the Leg
fucking idiot
Haiku # 44628, November 17, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by vince
bad you say well then
an empty lazy world of
people who settle for less
Haiku # 44627, November 17, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by scorp
you have to love it
in a world of transients
bad will persevere
Haiku # 44626, November 17, 2009 7:15 am ET
by ash
Penis! Vagina!
Penis! Vagina! Penis!
Vagina! Penis!
Haiku # 44625, November 16, 2009 10:57 pm ET
by k269er of Neverland
Bye bye Bob the Snob!
Of the Internet! I'lltalk
Too you tomorrow!
Haiku # 44624, November 16, 2009 10:47 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
L o l hey dude
talk in a haiku format
talk to you later
Haiku # 44623, November 16, 2009 10:45 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Yeah!
This beats facebook anyday!
Haiku # 44622, November 16, 2009 10:43 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
L m a o cool
It's good to hear from you boy
E-mo-ma-li-mo
Haiku # 44621, November 16, 2009 10:40 pm ET
by Bob the snob of The Internet
BOB!
I missed you too!
Haiku # 44620, November 16, 2009 10:39 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
I'm back from the black
Did you miss me?
Haiku # 44619, November 16, 2009 10:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Wow I can't believe
This website is still working
I've not been here for so long!
Haiku # 44618, November 16, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by The Newly Returned, Bob of The Internet
My Penis
My Penis
My Penile Penis
Oh my!
Haiku # 44617, November 16, 2009 10:33 pm ET
by k269er of Neverland
The this that
I need to wear a hat. Because
My other one blew away
Into the land of The.
Haiku # 44616, November 16, 2009 10:31 pm ET
by k269er of Neverland
to be honest, some
people who speak ill if they
passed on, good riddance
Haiku # 44615, November 14, 2009 2:51 am ET
by scorp
but the lovely thing
is people die, as they must
and new blood takes place
Haiku # 44614, November 14, 2009 2:51 am ET
by scorp
I see the people
here like the drunks at the bar
the stranger comes in

out from the cold, and
the local switches a knife
and stabs without guilt
Haiku # 44613, November 14, 2009 2:50 am ET
by scorp
impermanent life
yet hearts intertwined cry out,
"our love forever!"
Haiku # 44612, November 13, 2009 3:55 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz, ny
Morrissey was right
November spawned a monster
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 44611, November 13, 2009 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, the last poem
gives all new meaning to the
term, action painting
Haiku # 44610, November 13, 2009 10:41 am ET
by scorp
my cock is a brush
and your body-- the canvass
dip, drip, and splatter
Haiku # 44609, November 12, 2009 4:15 pm ET
by septic funeral
great art is like that
of anything man will do
pick up a brush and
Haiku # 44608, November 12, 2009 10:21 am ET
by scorp
Partnered by the moon
weaving tangled soft shadows
We move as if one
Haiku # 44607, November 12, 2009 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
your meaningful glance
and splash of sincerity
just evaded me

your aim not at fault
for i just have no faith left
for them to stick to
Haiku # 44605, November 11, 2009 4:53 pm ET
by vince
Through a glass lens eye
Camera sees us naked
alone vulnerable
Haiku # 44604, November 11, 2009 2:45 pm ET
by William Nippress
lice--my new neighbors
their dingleberry diet
takes me by surprise
Haiku # 44603, November 11, 2009 4:09 am ET
by septic funeral
I asked the teacher
can I go to the bathroom?
but it was too late.
Haiku # 44602, November 10, 2009 7:08 pm ET
by I had a shit of Epic Proportions
cocaine in the brain
the sting of anal fissures
i will turn you out
Haiku # 44601, November 10, 2009 5:55 pm ET
by septic funeral
zippybody go back to
Smalltime Press
your rants will be more appreciated there.
Haiku # 44600, November 10, 2009 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the torrent of you
erodes the soft banks of me
torrents and torments
Haiku # 44597, November 9, 2009 7:37 am ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
i walk through the mall
and see nothing that i want
the girls, though, are hot
Haiku # 44594, November 6, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by septic funeral
something about that
old demon romance that brings
out devils in us all
Haiku # 44593, November 6, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by scorp
one for the money
never mind that means nothing
i want to get laid
Haiku # 44592, November 5, 2009 1:51 am ET
by pumpkinpuss
caught on a web cam
in a milano pensione
no words will explain
Haiku # 44591, November 4, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
the charm of karen
belied the dark side shown in
her unsated lust
Haiku # 44590, November 4, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of skidmore
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