Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 364 Days and 77361 Haiku later...

something about that
old demon romance that brings
out devils in us all
Haiku # 44593, November 6, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by scorp
one for the money
never mind that means nothing
i want to get laid
Haiku # 44592, November 5, 2009 1:51 am ET
by pumpkinpuss
caught on a web cam
in a milano pensione
no words will explain
Haiku # 44591, November 4, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
the charm of karen
belied the dark side shown in
her unsated lust
Haiku # 44590, November 4, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of skidmore
languid eyes speaking
forever and always come
come back tomorrow
Haiku # 44589, November 4, 2009 4:25 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
letting the feelings
all out in one night, dread at
what has to be done
Haiku # 44588, November 4, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by scorp
Slowly I gather you.
Softly floating I lead you.
My arms enfolding.

When the music stops.
You stay silent in my arms.
Eyes slowly open.

Your smile tells me all.
You're in Tango's magic place.
Only Tango knows.
Haiku # 44587, November 4, 2009 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
four generations
celebrate ancestral links
sing out my name...JOY!
Haiku # 44586, November 3, 2009 9:11 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
early-bird special
five o'clock meal and outside
a cackling raven
Haiku # 44585, November 3, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
sixty-two rolls through
senior discounts no solace
for vast losses gained
Haiku # 44584, November 3, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
homage to mother
I, your second-chance son
birthed this day long past
Haiku # 44583, November 3, 2009 8:52 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
someone said that it's
the wiccan new year so let
the dead bury theirs
Haiku # 44582, November 3, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by scorp
a bit of a lull
nobody seems creative
including myself
Haiku # 44581, November 3, 2009 1:49 am ET
by ash
one can see beauty
in ruin but one can make
a ruin anew
Haiku # 44580, October 29, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by scorp
the well is drying
the water can't cultivate
now, nothing grows here.
Haiku # 44579, October 28, 2009 11:13 am ET
by mean d. of So cal
it's been a while and
to be at war looking back
with me is a waste
Haiku # 44578, October 28, 2009 8:15 am ET
by bs
so fires are set and
the master unseen Satan
burns the souls, puppets
Haiku # 44577, October 25, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by bs
that artistic set
of minds seems also autistic
selfish, and dead
Haiku # 44576, October 25, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by bs
He wasn't born black
but beaten spirit and shamed,
answered to "nigga'!"
Haiku # 44575, October 23, 2009 8:26 pm ET
by haiku half-wit
herpa derp derp derp
hurr durr nerp nerp derp de derp
hurr derp durr derp dee
Haiku # 44574, October 23, 2009 5:06 pm ET
by derp
Hit the ground running
Let's grab the low-hanging fruit
A paradigm shift
Haiku # 44573, October 21, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by TF
let's go magickarp!
use splash attack for the lulz
it had no effect

Haiku # 44572, October 20, 2009 7:59 pm ET
by wut?
haiku upload failed
let me retry this shit now
it should work this time
Haiku # 44571, October 20, 2009 7:57 pm ET
by wut?
LET
Haiku # 44570, October 20, 2009 7:55 pm ET
by wut?
i recall grandma
with her dangling member
i grow nostalgic
Haiku # 44569, October 19, 2009 3:43 am ET
by ap of Prague
well, what can I feel
about a spiritually dead
set of writers, yeah?

get caught up in it
unforgiving status, hipsters
damned and burning and

I'm right with you
Haiku # 44567, October 18, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by bs
dreams floating away
a pile of burning babies
tears, smoke, then silence
Haiku # 44566, October 17, 2009 2:50 am ET
by septic funeral
Oh oh, guess who?
Drunken frat boy found Bad Haiku.
Bad sex jokes coming soon!
Haiku # 44565, October 17, 2009 2:36 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
memories bring that
deep down feeling of what came
before, those old days
Haiku # 44564, October 16, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by bs
grandma's cock is big
stretching for over eight years
we love her long time
Haiku # 44563, October 16, 2009 7:32 am ET
by ash of http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=8259
I see you all and
realize how much you wrote and
wonder who you are
Haiku # 44562, October 15, 2009 11:33 am ET
by bs
grandma has a cock
wondering how long it's been
ash you might know that
Haiku # 44561, October 15, 2009 10:35 am ET
by mellie
chilly autumn wind
touches a fading petal
this garden's over
Haiku # 44560, October 15, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
ev'rything changes
whether we move on or don't
the earth is turning
Haiku # 44559, October 14, 2009 11:11 pm ET
by ash
Tales of long ago
Yet I haven't aged a bit
Has it been ten years?
Haiku # 44558, October 14, 2009 7:31 pm ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
the outbursts of tech
fading to a new world where
thoughts remain vibrant
Haiku # 44557, October 14, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by mango
writings on this wall
you die, your legacy stands
- but servers die too...
Haiku # 44556, October 14, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by vince of same fate eventually
Haiku was such fun
Dead dogs, grand pappy, stiff cheese
Now we have facebook
Haiku # 44555, October 14, 2009 8:16 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Haiku memories
Linger on the internet
Traces of the past
Haiku # 44554, October 14, 2009 8:13 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
summing up my life
a whole decade of haiku
greater than the parts
Haiku # 44553, October 14, 2009 7:27 am ET
by ash
I read some haikus
We wrote like 10 years ago
Crap immortalized
Haiku # 44552, October 14, 2009 7:12 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
finally the rain
oily asphalt smell
permeates all my senses
Haiku # 44551, October 13, 2009 5:46 pm ET
by mean d. of So cal
Gen X to Gen Y
to why bother to why not?
gaps come and Gaps go
Haiku # 44550, October 13, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by mango
Berlin on Thursday
Tango house warming party
All the night, half the next
Haiku # 44549, October 13, 2009 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
the bald truth is my
hat is off to you and my
hair is off my head!
Haiku # 44548, October 11, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
We all know the truth!
Youth is wasted on the young!
Some compensation!
Haiku # 44547, October 11, 2009 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
another birthday
watching my lost youth recede
along with my hair
Haiku # 44546, October 11, 2009 8:26 am ET
by ash
the party goes on
after a drunken ranter
gets pulled out of bar
Haiku # 44545, October 9, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by bs
winters wisp of cool
trees to be covered in snow-
waiting waiting waits.
Haiku # 44544, October 9, 2009 10:25 am ET
by mundane
courvoisier dreams
yield to cheap tequila and
porcelain goddess
Haiku # 44543, October 8, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of 36983
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