Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

We all know the truth!
Youth is wasted on the young!
Some compensation!
Haiku # 44547, October 11, 2009 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
another birthday
watching my lost youth recede
along with my hair
Haiku # 44546, October 11, 2009 8:26 am ET
by ash
the party goes on
after a drunken ranter
gets pulled out of bar
Haiku # 44545, October 9, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by bs
winters wisp of cool
trees to be covered in snow-
waiting waiting waits.
Haiku # 44544, October 9, 2009 10:25 am ET
by mundane
courvoisier dreams
yield to cheap tequila and
porcelain goddess
Haiku # 44543, October 8, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of 36983
words can be funny
I am sure you have noticed-
such as ginormous.
Haiku # 44542, October 8, 2009 2:33 pm ET
by mundane
along the empty beach
a deposit collector-
chased by chilly winds.
Haiku # 44541, October 8, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by mundane
to lazy critics
please visualize my finger
and infer the rest
Haiku # 44540, October 8, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by vince of sidenote
truth is I never
liked here, I just can't seem to
back off from arguing
Haiku # 44539, October 8, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by bs
yeah, one word can throw
all hopes into a tail spin
who knows but a dream
Haiku # 44538, October 8, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by bs
writing to tell you
i don't love you anymore
still, nothing was lost

neither of us 'loved'
you only thought you could have
i only want to
Haiku # 44537, October 8, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by vince of finalities
really I'd rather
I'd never shown up here again
this place makes me

feel like shit
and it shows in my
writing here
Haiku # 44536, October 8, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I think it's time for
your kind to vacate the stage
of life, good riddance
Haiku # 44535, October 8, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by bs
you know, "cultured" asses
are just like that, they smell like
rotten yogurt, all

cheesy, and ready
to throw out, your time has you
know come to be gone
Haiku # 44534, October 8, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by bs
Bad haiku, flowing
Crimson verse of hari-kari.
Not Cub announcer.
Haiku # 44533, October 8, 2009 10:17 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome back grandma
basho might have had a frog
but we've got weiner
Haiku # 44532, October 8, 2009 8:50 am ET
by ash
I spent this past year
wasting my time and money
learning how to dance
Haiku # 44531, October 8, 2009 1:33 am ET
by Fred Astaire Dance Studios of Phoenix, Arizona
october wind blows
so do all these bad haikus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 44530, October 7, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fascination wanes
tomorrow's promise tumble
into old routines
Haiku # 44529, October 7, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by vince
One or two is nice
Pages after pages "NOT"!!!
So please keep to it!
Haiku # 44528, October 7, 2009 11:28 am ET
by For bs
words on a net site
are often reactions to
people never known
Haiku # 44527, October 6, 2009 2:06 pm ET
by bs
no irony here
people want me to be what
I don't want to be
Haiku # 44526, October 3, 2009 11:59 am ET
by bs
juliet's death scene
ruined by raucous ringtone
romeo says 'oops...'
Haiku # 44525, October 2, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by vince
Autumn is with us
So say farewell to the Sun
We'll see you next year
Haiku # 44524, October 2, 2009 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
brightly rising sun
travels across the blue sky-
sets abruptly.
Haiku # 44523, October 1, 2009 7:46 pm ET
by mundane
leaves borne by all trees
gray and eventually-
gradually fade.

Haiku # 44522, October 1, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by mundane
the pigeons vanish
dark cloud tears through skyscrapers
bleeds rain on pavement
Haiku # 44521, October 1, 2009 12:59 pm ET
by vince
wind dimishes
sun over the ocean blue
the joys of drifting
Haiku # 44520, October 1, 2009 11:43 am ET
by mean d. of So cal
bitch is hott nahmean?
gots them round booties fo sho
like, daaaamn, nahmsayin'?
Haiku # 44519, September 30, 2009 12:50 pm ET
by vince
emelyn's story
angels weep forever
frozen respite
Haiku # 44518, September 30, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mundane
don't despair
everything is just fine-
maxims !!!
Haiku # 44517, September 30, 2009 11:47 am ET
by mundane
empty highway
cold sky, bare trees and snow
beckons warmly
Haiku # 44516, September 30, 2009 11:41 am ET
by mundane
lawful good
resembles greatly
chaotic evil
Haiku # 44515, September 30, 2009 11:36 am ET
by mundane
caught by time
vessels sailed forward
darkness and drink


Haiku # 44514, September 30, 2009 11:30 am ET
by mundane
gray turbulence over
horizons empty promise
worrisomeness rests
Haiku # 44513, September 30, 2009 11:25 am ET
by mundane
ambiguity five
sharply rusted weeds
certain future
Haiku # 44512, September 30, 2009 11:18 am ET
by mundane
reposed in grief
granite, mildew and decay
silvery bare trees
Haiku # 44511, September 30, 2009 11:12 am ET
by mundane
ideas ago
decayed to waste
nobody carried on
Haiku # 44510, September 30, 2009 11:06 am ET
by mundane
poised amidst
clutched symbol in hand
against darkness
Haiku # 44509, September 30, 2009 11:02 am ET
by mundane
sweetest delusion
wish i led my life by u
only in my mind
Haiku # 44508, September 30, 2009 10:47 am ET
by ha
there are some people
who live delusional lives
that their voice is false.
Haiku # 44507, September 30, 2009 1:19 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
we'll dance, we'll hang out
we'll do things i do alone
while waiting for you
Haiku # 44506, September 29, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by vince
Fierce Maori tattoo
Adorns an egg-shell face
Iron-Mike no more.
Haiku # 44505, September 29, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Sodden Pesky's Pole
Weeps in late September storm.
Why so foul?
Haiku # 44504, September 29, 2009 4:53 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
A noble act,
Unfurling colors of Sox Nation
'Midst nouveau-riche throng.
Haiku # 44503, September 29, 2009 4:47 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Flailing righteous rage,
Haiku purists stung by this
One breath poem.
Haiku # 44502, September 29, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of albasatdawn@msn.com
nice mountain peeks
too bad the view
is strangled by smog
Haiku # 44501, September 29, 2009 1:11 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal
cast my gaze to a distance
beyond the reflected mountains
tripped over the rock at my feet
Haiku # 44500, September 29, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by mundane
just a memory
for memories
flowery swing

Haiku # 44499, September 29, 2009 11:58 am ET
by mundane
slippery wishes
lace pearls silk
in black and white
Haiku # 44498, September 29, 2009 11:56 am ET
by mundane
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