Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

you know, "cultured" asses
are just like that, they smell like
rotten yogurt, all

cheesy, and ready
to throw out, your time has you
know come to be gone
Haiku # 44534, October 8, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by bs
Bad haiku, flowing
Crimson verse of hari-kari.
Not Cub announcer.
Haiku # 44533, October 8, 2009 10:17 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome back grandma
basho might have had a frog
but we've got weiner
Haiku # 44532, October 8, 2009 8:50 am ET
by ash
I spent this past year
wasting my time and money
learning how to dance
Haiku # 44531, October 8, 2009 1:33 am ET
by Fred Astaire Dance Studios of Phoenix, Arizona
october wind blows
so do all these bad haikus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 44530, October 7, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fascination wanes
tomorrow's promise tumble
into old routines
Haiku # 44529, October 7, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by vince
One or two is nice
Pages after pages "NOT"!!!
So please keep to it!
Haiku # 44528, October 7, 2009 11:28 am ET
by For bs
words on a net site
are often reactions to
people never known
Haiku # 44527, October 6, 2009 2:06 pm ET
by bs
no irony here
people want me to be what
I don't want to be
Haiku # 44526, October 3, 2009 11:59 am ET
by bs
juliet's death scene
ruined by raucous ringtone
romeo says 'oops...'
Haiku # 44525, October 2, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by vince
Autumn is with us
So say farewell to the Sun
We'll see you next year
Haiku # 44524, October 2, 2009 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
brightly rising sun
travels across the blue sky-
sets abruptly.
Haiku # 44523, October 1, 2009 7:46 pm ET
by mundane
leaves borne by all trees
gray and eventually-
gradually fade.

Haiku # 44522, October 1, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by mundane
the pigeons vanish
dark cloud tears through skyscrapers
bleeds rain on pavement
Haiku # 44521, October 1, 2009 12:59 pm ET
by vince
wind dimishes
sun over the ocean blue
the joys of drifting
Haiku # 44520, October 1, 2009 11:43 am ET
by mean d. of So cal
bitch is hott nahmean?
gots them round booties fo sho
like, daaaamn, nahmsayin'?
Haiku # 44519, September 30, 2009 12:50 pm ET
by vince
emelyn's story
angels weep forever
frozen respite
Haiku # 44518, September 30, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mundane
don't despair
everything is just fine-
maxims !!!
Haiku # 44517, September 30, 2009 11:47 am ET
by mundane
empty highway
cold sky, bare trees and snow
beckons warmly
Haiku # 44516, September 30, 2009 11:41 am ET
by mundane
lawful good
resembles greatly
chaotic evil
Haiku # 44515, September 30, 2009 11:36 am ET
by mundane
caught by time
vessels sailed forward
darkness and drink


Haiku # 44514, September 30, 2009 11:30 am ET
by mundane
gray turbulence over
horizons empty promise
worrisomeness rests
Haiku # 44513, September 30, 2009 11:25 am ET
by mundane
ambiguity five
sharply rusted weeds
certain future
Haiku # 44512, September 30, 2009 11:18 am ET
by mundane
reposed in grief
granite, mildew and decay
silvery bare trees
Haiku # 44511, September 30, 2009 11:12 am ET
by mundane
ideas ago
decayed to waste
nobody carried on
Haiku # 44510, September 30, 2009 11:06 am ET
by mundane
poised amidst
clutched symbol in hand
against darkness
Haiku # 44509, September 30, 2009 11:02 am ET
by mundane
sweetest delusion
wish i led my life by u
only in my mind
Haiku # 44508, September 30, 2009 10:47 am ET
by ha
there are some people
who live delusional lives
that their voice is false.
Haiku # 44507, September 30, 2009 1:19 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
we'll dance, we'll hang out
we'll do things i do alone
while waiting for you
Haiku # 44506, September 29, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by vince
Fierce Maori tattoo
Adorns an egg-shell face
Iron-Mike no more.
Haiku # 44505, September 29, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Sodden Pesky's Pole
Weeps in late September storm.
Why so foul?
Haiku # 44504, September 29, 2009 4:53 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
A noble act,
Unfurling colors of Sox Nation
'Midst nouveau-riche throng.
Haiku # 44503, September 29, 2009 4:47 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
Flailing righteous rage,
Haiku purists stung by this
One breath poem.
Haiku # 44502, September 29, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit of albasatdawn@msn.com
nice mountain peeks
too bad the view
is strangled by smog
Haiku # 44501, September 29, 2009 1:11 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal
cast my gaze to a distance
beyond the reflected mountains
tripped over the rock at my feet
Haiku # 44500, September 29, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by mundane
just a memory
for memories
flowery swing

Haiku # 44499, September 29, 2009 11:58 am ET
by mundane
slippery wishes
lace pearls silk
in black and white
Haiku # 44498, September 29, 2009 11:56 am ET
by mundane
flashing cascading
water and light
autumn in a pool
Haiku # 44497, September 29, 2009 11:51 am ET
by mundane
pinkish white pooch
on a couch
upside down smile
Haiku # 44496, September 29, 2009 11:48 am ET
by mundane
meandering stream
dense brush
golden orange light
Haiku # 44495, September 29, 2009 11:45 am ET
by mundane
quite walk
along a channel
moored houseboat
Haiku # 44494, September 29, 2009 11:43 am ET
by mundane
no ending
no beginning
just there
Haiku # 44493, September 29, 2009 11:40 am ET
by mundane
her hand held in mine -
behind tall trees the sun sets,
dark shadows approach
Haiku # 44492, September 29, 2009 10:54 am ET
by elio of mistakenville
her hand held in mine -
the sun sets behind tall trees,
dark shadows approach
Haiku # 44491, September 29, 2009 8:59 am ET
by elio
marching
of the seasons
relentlessly relentless
Haiku # 44490, September 28, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by mundane
Fast straight flight
Concentration is key
Gold to reach
Haiku # 44489, September 28, 2009 8:39 am ET
by Julie of Sydney Australia
wake breath energised
relax fulfilled great fun out
then come home. weekend
Haiku # 44488, September 28, 2009 8:38 am ET
by Mat in Sydney of Australia
a sinking feeling
excavating all pockets
coming up empty
Haiku # 44487, September 26, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by vince
Passing through this world
Leave nothing but a foot print
which time will remove

Hold what's beautiful
through our fingers like white sand
Life slips unnoticed.
Haiku # 44486, September 26, 2009 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
how do you
i print my foot
eyes opened!
Haiku # 44485, September 26, 2009 8:27 am ET
by Chuda Dhakal of Nepal
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