Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

Passing through this world
Leave nothing but a foot print
which time will remove

Hold what's beautiful
through our fingers like white sand
Life slips unnoticed.
Haiku # 44486, September 26, 2009 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
how do you
i print my foot
eyes opened!
Haiku # 44485, September 26, 2009 8:27 am ET
by Chuda Dhakal of Nepal
you are
because i am
no answer!
Haiku # 44484, September 26, 2009 8:22 am ET
by Chuda Dhakal of Nepal
a footprint in the sand
means nothing
to the wind
Haiku # 44483, September 25, 2009 5:16 pm ET
by mundane
lumbering buffalo
no longer roaming the plains
on my grill
Haiku # 44482, September 25, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by mundane
my ghost asked your ghost
in the elevator ride
with nothing to say
Haiku # 44481, September 25, 2009 10:43 am ET
by vince
nature contained
four maple trees
in full color
Haiku # 44480, September 25, 2009 9:16 am ET
by mundane
Tango Finland scene
there's so many blond beauties
Must go back real soon.
Haiku # 44479, September 25, 2009 5:29 am ET
by william Nippress
Finland tango scene
There's so many blond beauties
Must go backrel soon!

Told you i would'nt write about Tango
Haiku # 44478, September 25, 2009 5:26 am ET
by William Nippress
a fish
balancing a martini
just grand
Haiku # 44477, September 24, 2009 5:58 pm ET
by mundane
when your name comes up
i twitch wildly and yell 'fffuck!'
they think it's tourettes
Haiku # 44476, September 24, 2009 11:26 am ET
by vince
sunshine
I don't see
a drop
Haiku # 44475, September 24, 2009 8:36 am ET
by mundane
Who am I to you
Circles within circles dance
Who are you to me
Haiku # 44474, September 24, 2009 5:23 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of V.B., VA
Just got out of bed
Some realy good haiku's
So nice to read them
Haiku # 44473, September 24, 2009 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Still hard to fathom
Money can't buy happiness
It just promotes smiles
Haiku # 44472, September 23, 2009 5:56 pm ET
by Dave Jones of Inglewood
crickets
busily away
disturbing my nap
Haiku # 44471, September 23, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by mundane
so many leaves
scurrying along
vying for attention
Haiku # 44470, September 23, 2009 1:32 pm ET
by mundane
indian goddess
seen through many twirling veils
sunray pierce through cloud
Haiku # 44469, September 23, 2009 11:20 am ET
by vince of bollywood
crinkled autumn leaf,
floats upon a gentle breeze
- slows before my eyes
Haiku # 44468, September 23, 2009 10:45 am ET
by elio
become one
with the world
of ducks
Haiku # 44467, September 23, 2009 10:28 am ET
by mundane
Thoughts expand in peace
As I reign undisturbed from
The porcelain throne
Haiku # 44466, September 22, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by Dave Jones of Inglewood
A boy speaks like a man
but can't escape destiny.
Sill, the fool will speak.
Haiku # 44465, September 22, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
i think that is it
I've been keeping it so long
now I think I may
Haiku # 44464, September 22, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by EUREKA love of all things necessarily evil
spent my time, jamming
needles into light sockets
searching for feeling
Haiku # 44463, September 22, 2009 11:02 am ET
by vince of do not ask how i am
Asying or asking? english or English? dont or don't? american or American? sylables or syllables?
People in glass houses and all that! Criticism from an ignoramus. What a joke!
Haiku # 44462, September 22, 2009 9:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tango oh Tango
I will write about Tango
And criticism!
Haiku # 44461, September 22, 2009 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
I'm so Tangoed out
I just got back from Finland
tango, tango Tired

So many "Pretty" Blond girls!!!
Haiku # 44460, September 22, 2009 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Thats all I have to say on the subject of Tango!
Hurt to the core I'll write no more.
Haiku # 44459, September 22, 2009 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 44458, September 22, 2009 9:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Work on Sunday sucks
At least the weather is ****
Dream of 5 PM
Haiku # 44457, September 20, 2009 1:59 am ET
by G
it's just bad haiku
the poetry critic jumps
no-one hears a thing
Haiku # 44456, September 18, 2009 10:35 am ET
by ash of poetic justice
you got bad haiku
and i'm a let you finish
but basho was best
Haiku # 44455, September 18, 2009 10:30 am ET
by ash - check out my linky :)
when you are mentioned
i burst foul language and wailed
they chewed thoughtfully
Haiku # 44454, September 18, 2009 9:45 am ET
by vince
in my medicine cabinet,
the winter fly,
has died of old age
Haiku # 44453, September 18, 2009 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in my medicine cabinet,
the winter fly has died,
of old age
Haiku # 44452, September 18, 2009 3:30 am ET
by J.K. American Haiku
Fair enough, pont taken,
this will be the last such post, but I search for pictures to be painted in my mind and all I find is converation...
Haiku # 44451, September 18, 2009 3:29 am ET
by last opinion, haikus only from now on -
Correct me if I'm wrong
But this is a site for bad poem.
So bad, they're good.

Don't need a lecture
Don't need a few good pointers
I'll blaze my own path.
Like Issa and Bashuo had to do.
Suck? yes. Having fun? You bet.
Haiku # 44450, September 17, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal
can't make you love me
by breathing, i'll let you down
i'll do it again

(pardon my focus
if you want more frogs and ponds
try coloring books)
Haiku # 44449, September 17, 2009 11:52 am ET
by vince
grabbed my mike onstage
told me bashu is THE BEST
is that you, kanye?
Haiku # 44448, September 17, 2009 10:32 am ET
by vince
By the Willy Nipper, you are good, I admire your poetry, but stop chatting about TANGO - no one gives a shit...
Haiku # 44447, September 17, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have submitted many attempts at haikus here, you guys Vince, Ash, etc, need to stop using this as a forum...

LISTEN- HAIKU SHOULD EVOKE IMAGERY, not be a essay... read Bashu... read Jack Keurac (american Haiku on Youtube) ---- even forget about the sylables (english Haikus dont count sylables anyawy) --- JUST FOCUS ON THE IMAGE ----

OLD POND,
FROG JUMPS -
SPLASH
Haiku # 44446, September 17, 2009 10:03 am ET
by NOT ASYING MY NAME, BUT GUESS WHICH HAIKUS ARE MINE, tip I post about once a month....
Can I away with
playing a legend?
One click away ...
Haiku # 44445, September 17, 2009 12:14 am ET
by William Nippress
agree completely
but would add another step
RINSE, and then repeat
Haiku # 44444, September 16, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
just can't stop at one
if at first you don't succeed
repeat as required
Haiku # 44443, September 16, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by ash
making them babies
sure beats making them come out
that's all i'm saying
Haiku # 44442, September 16, 2009 8:42 am ET
by ash
wife just delivered,
and the baby's an angle
she's just too acute.
Haiku # 44441, September 16, 2009 2:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
loud screams heralding
the coming of an angel
childbirth is painful.
Haiku # 44440, September 16, 2009 2:18 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
it's been quite a while
with nothing at all to say
until later, ciau
Haiku # 44439, September 16, 2009 1:16 am ET
by ash
I blow massive loads,
when teens scream at my scene band.
In my tight girl pants.
Haiku # 44438, September 14, 2009 12:09 am ET
by lalala987 of The Woods
work's end on friday
other people are leaving
why am I still here?
Haiku # 44437, September 11, 2009 8:21 pm ET
by plasticinsect
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