Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

four generations
celebrate ancestral links
sing out my name...JOY!
Haiku # 44586, November 3, 2009 9:11 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
early-bird special
five o'clock meal and outside
a cackling raven
Haiku # 44585, November 3, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
sixty-two rolls through
senior discounts no solace
for vast losses gained
Haiku # 44584, November 3, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
homage to mother
I, your second-chance son
birthed this day long past
Haiku # 44583, November 3, 2009 8:52 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
someone said that it's
the wiccan new year so let
the dead bury theirs
Haiku # 44582, November 3, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by scorp
a bit of a lull
nobody seems creative
including myself
Haiku # 44581, November 3, 2009 1:49 am ET
by ash
one can see beauty
in ruin but one can make
a ruin anew
Haiku # 44580, October 29, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by scorp
the well is drying
the water can't cultivate
now, nothing grows here.
Haiku # 44579, October 28, 2009 11:13 am ET
by mean d. of So cal
it's been a while and
to be at war looking back
with me is a waste
Haiku # 44578, October 28, 2009 8:15 am ET
by bs
so fires are set and
the master unseen Satan
burns the souls, puppets
Haiku # 44577, October 25, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by bs
that artistic set
of minds seems also autistic
selfish, and dead
Haiku # 44576, October 25, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by bs
He wasn't born black
but beaten spirit and shamed,
answered to "nigga'!"
Haiku # 44575, October 23, 2009 8:26 pm ET
by haiku half-wit
herpa derp derp derp
hurr durr nerp nerp derp de derp
hurr derp durr derp dee
Haiku # 44574, October 23, 2009 5:06 pm ET
by derp
Hit the ground running
Let's grab the low-hanging fruit
A paradigm shift
Haiku # 44573, October 21, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by TF
let's go magickarp!
use splash attack for the lulz
it had no effect

Haiku # 44572, October 20, 2009 7:59 pm ET
by wut?
haiku upload failed
let me retry this shit now
it should work this time
Haiku # 44571, October 20, 2009 7:57 pm ET
by wut?
LET
Haiku # 44570, October 20, 2009 7:55 pm ET
by wut?
i recall grandma
with her dangling member
i grow nostalgic
Haiku # 44569, October 19, 2009 3:43 am ET
by ap of Prague
well, what can I feel
about a spiritually dead
set of writers, yeah?

get caught up in it
unforgiving status, hipsters
damned and burning and

I'm right with you
Haiku # 44567, October 18, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by bs
dreams floating away
a pile of burning babies
tears, smoke, then silence
Haiku # 44566, October 17, 2009 2:50 am ET
by septic funeral
Oh oh, guess who?
Drunken frat boy found Bad Haiku.
Bad sex jokes coming soon!
Haiku # 44565, October 17, 2009 2:36 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
memories bring that
deep down feeling of what came
before, those old days
Haiku # 44564, October 16, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by bs
grandma's cock is big
stretching for over eight years
we love her long time
Haiku # 44563, October 16, 2009 7:32 am ET
by ash of http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=8259
I see you all and
realize how much you wrote and
wonder who you are
Haiku # 44562, October 15, 2009 11:33 am ET
by bs
grandma has a cock
wondering how long it's been
ash you might know that
Haiku # 44561, October 15, 2009 10:35 am ET
by mellie
chilly autumn wind
touches a fading petal
this garden's over
Haiku # 44560, October 15, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
ev'rything changes
whether we move on or don't
the earth is turning
Haiku # 44559, October 14, 2009 11:11 pm ET
by ash
Tales of long ago
Yet I haven't aged a bit
Has it been ten years?
Haiku # 44558, October 14, 2009 7:31 pm ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
the outbursts of tech
fading to a new world where
thoughts remain vibrant
Haiku # 44557, October 14, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by mango
writings on this wall
you die, your legacy stands
- but servers die too...
Haiku # 44556, October 14, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by vince of same fate eventually
Haiku was such fun
Dead dogs, grand pappy, stiff cheese
Now we have facebook
Haiku # 44555, October 14, 2009 8:16 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Haiku memories
Linger on the internet
Traces of the past
Haiku # 44554, October 14, 2009 8:13 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
summing up my life
a whole decade of haiku
greater than the parts
Haiku # 44553, October 14, 2009 7:27 am ET
by ash
I read some haikus
We wrote like 10 years ago
Crap immortalized
Haiku # 44552, October 14, 2009 7:12 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
finally the rain
oily asphalt smell
permeates all my senses
Haiku # 44551, October 13, 2009 5:46 pm ET
by mean d. of So cal
Gen X to Gen Y
to why bother to why not?
gaps come and Gaps go
Haiku # 44550, October 13, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by mango
Berlin on Thursday
Tango house warming party
All the night, half the next
Haiku # 44549, October 13, 2009 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
the bald truth is my
hat is off to you and my
hair is off my head!
Haiku # 44548, October 11, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
We all know the truth!
Youth is wasted on the young!
Some compensation!
Haiku # 44547, October 11, 2009 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
another birthday
watching my lost youth recede
along with my hair
Haiku # 44546, October 11, 2009 8:26 am ET
by ash
the party goes on
after a drunken ranter
gets pulled out of bar
Haiku # 44545, October 9, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by bs
winters wisp of cool
trees to be covered in snow-
waiting waiting waits.
Haiku # 44544, October 9, 2009 10:25 am ET
by mundane
courvoisier dreams
yield to cheap tequila and
porcelain goddess
Haiku # 44543, October 8, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of 36983
words can be funny
I am sure you have noticed-
such as ginormous.
Haiku # 44542, October 8, 2009 2:33 pm ET
by mundane
along the empty beach
a deposit collector-
chased by chilly winds.
Haiku # 44541, October 8, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by mundane
to lazy critics
please visualize my finger
and infer the rest
Haiku # 44540, October 8, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by vince of sidenote
truth is I never
liked here, I just can't seem to
back off from arguing
Haiku # 44539, October 8, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by bs
yeah, one word can throw
all hopes into a tail spin
who knows but a dream
Haiku # 44538, October 8, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by bs
writing to tell you
i don't love you anymore
still, nothing was lost

neither of us 'loved'
you only thought you could have
i only want to
Haiku # 44537, October 8, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by vince of finalities
really I'd rather
I'd never shown up here again
this place makes me

feel like shit
and it shows in my
writing here
Haiku # 44536, October 8, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by bs
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