Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

down syndrome darling
most men would never have you
let me wipe your drool
Haiku # 44732, December 1, 2009 2:37 am ET
by septic funeral
watching a movie
lamest thing ive ever seen
pulling the trigger
Haiku # 44731, December 1, 2009 2:27 am ET
by Jesse R
Sitting at my desk;
typing on my computer
trying to pass time.
Haiku # 44730, November 30, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by Jesse R
yup, i'm the devil
now punish me; make it hurt
fuck me till i bleed
Haiku # 44729, November 30, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
erudite wordplay
peeled back veneer reveals his
writhing maggot core
Haiku # 44728, November 30, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
Mommy, I wanna
Kill that fruit fly, can I? Pleeeeeease?
"Go on do it." BOOOOOOM

Little did little Charlie know
That that fruit fly was a bomb,
He could've used cider
Haiku # 44727, November 30, 2009 8:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
notice the turmoil
eviscerated values
saturn makes its way
Haiku # 44726, November 30, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
wanna be writer
don't wanna be anymore
so what's new in life?
Haiku # 44725, November 30, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
one last call, one last
drink of the drug of youth then
poached eggs on rye toast
Haiku # 44724, November 30, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
the chest heaves with stress
I grow old and regret the
days wasted in thought
Haiku # 44723, November 30, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by scorp
we laugh, we cry and
kiss money goodbye to watch
vamps and chicks dig in
Haiku # 44722, November 30, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by scorp
ever overwhelmed
by the games people play say
when comes "game over?"
Haiku # 44721, November 30, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by scorp
a rash catch on a
winter day, raw from the wind
and not the dead flesh
Haiku # 44720, November 30, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by scorp
henry miller loved
food more than sex, so after
tryst, roast beef on rye?
Haiku # 44719, November 30, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by scorp
brothel or convent
they sit waiting for the cock
divine christ-like cock
Haiku # 44718, November 30, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by septic funeral
Victorian prude
requests septic funeral
"Toss my salad.......please!"
Haiku # 44717, November 30, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
Grandiosity
psycho-pathology make
one scary combo
Haiku # 44716, November 30, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
the only thing bent
is your limp biscuit to stuff
your blow-up doll
Haiku # 44715, November 30, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
in the chasm 'tween
prude and sick f***er, 'neer
tarry on evil's side
Haiku # 44714, November 30, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
victorian prudes
their literal minds i bend
like macaroni
Haiku # 44713, November 30, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by septic funeral
safe haven this place
for septic funeral's rants?
see you in lock-up!
Haiku # 44712, November 30, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 7e0c7
pedophilia
golden showers and whores
nice life septic F****
Haiku # 44711, November 30, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
There's nothing "boring"
When MEN speak out against hate
your penis grows limp S.F.
Haiku # 44710, November 30, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
her thong reveals a
prepubescent eagerness
so young but so ripe
Haiku # 44709, November 30, 2009 11:59 am ET
by septic funeral
sorry to interrupt
your psychopathic fetish
GET OFF THE DANCE FLOOR!
Haiku # 44708, November 30, 2009 11:52 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
degrading women
against one is against all
REAL MEN see that truth
Haiku # 44707, November 30, 2009 11:46 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
women taught to self-loathe
doomed moths drawn to his sick aura
consumed in his flame
Haiku # 44706, November 30, 2009 10:55 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
septic funeral's
mother weeps to read her son's vile
women-hating spews
Haiku # 44705, November 30, 2009 8:56 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
Cocks know not evil
just your twisted septic mind
birthing hateful thoughts
Haiku # 44704, November 30, 2009 8:53 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
this is my really
bad haiku...
no more ideas
Haiku # 44703, November 30, 2009 7:13 am ET
by bprofane of dreamland
killing the music
the sounds of the stereo
predicted chaos
Haiku # 44702, November 30, 2009 12:36 am ET
by Jesse R
moaning in my bed
thrashing between the covers
it was just your mom
Haiku # 44701, November 30, 2009 12:34 am ET
by Jesse R
it's predictable
how they crucify the cock
like boring old maids

Haiku # 44700, November 29, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by septic funeral
misanthropic beast
casts a fetid stench upon
human dignity
Haiku # 44699, November 29, 2009 11:17 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
golden shower dreams
an aged septic funeral
is a bed wetter

Haiku # 44698, November 29, 2009 11:13 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
life's bottom feeders
relish humiliation
but what goes around....
Haiku # 44697, November 29, 2009 11:03 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner
just as is desire
Acceptance is part of life
You do not own it
Haiku # 44696, November 29, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
manna from the gods
her flesh reclined and ready
for golden showers
Haiku # 44695, November 29, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by septic funeral
raptors' lazy arcs
belie their relentless search
of the forest floor
Haiku # 44694, November 29, 2009 10:28 am ET
by haiku half-wit of shawangunk mtns
It all cancels out.
I hate my own need and pride
when you accept me.
Haiku # 44693, November 29, 2009 1:44 am ET
by snail
When you rub your dick,
you might find a discharge that
winds up on the floor
Haiku # 44692, November 28, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by Jesse R
Ass of a hippo,
Thunder Thighs slap to your pace
Wobbles as you walk.
Haiku # 44691, November 28, 2009 10:24 pm ET
by Jesse R
Cheifing on the blunt
Coughing on some wicked smoke
puff, puff, pass nigga!
Haiku # 44690, November 28, 2009 10:22 pm ET
by Jesse R
Walking hand-in-hand,
How the candles light your face.
Falling deeper in.
Haiku # 44689, November 28, 2009 10:21 pm ET
by Jesse R
septic funeral's
one-handed watusi dance
ejaculate jerk
Haiku # 44688, November 28, 2009 10:02 pm ET
by anti-septic cleaner of pleasantville
paparazzis' lust
Tiger's blood in the water
sharks close the circle
Haiku # 44687, November 28, 2009 9:58 pm ET
by soap lover of Days of Our Lives, USA
Tiger Woods did it now!
Bloodied face, hydrant and tree
Get the nails and cross!!!
Haiku # 44686, November 28, 2009 9:51 pm ET
by The mob of Calvery Hill
'yon naked trees s-w-a-a-a-y
a wind-dance trance 'tween limbs &
softly moaning wind
Haiku # 44685, November 28, 2009 10:50 am ET
by haiku half-wit of shawangunk mountain
blustery brisk 'morn
windprints run amok upstream
rudely slap the shore
Haiku # 44684, November 28, 2009 8:56 am ET
by haiku half-wit of new paltz
Fastest man alive
Not enough Heroes noways
Jet man crashes, Alive!
Haiku # 44683, November 28, 2009 7:41 am ET
by William Nippress
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