Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

they who cast stones think
they have the law in their hands
till cast back at them
Haiku # 44761, December 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by scorp
the ripples still splash
the critiques, menz only club
da treehouse mind lives
Haiku # 44760, December 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by scorp
feet of clay have we
let no one forgets this truth
'lest we cast sharp stones
Haiku # 44759, December 2, 2009 11:43 am ET
by haiku half-wit
there is "No Exit"
from the band of bad haikus
fifty thousand strong
Haiku # 44758, December 2, 2009 10:04 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
mundane drivel, rants
from a pubescent manchild
leave while you can!!
Haiku # 44757, December 2, 2009 9:57 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
up at four-thirty
casting stones at bad haiku
welcome to the club

working the night shift
"Get A Life" gropes in the dark
but can not find ONE
Haiku # 44756, December 2, 2009 9:48 am ET
by Your reflection
Just page after page!
Saying absolutely squat!
seriously STUPID!!!!
Haiku # 44755, December 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by Get A Life
Read with disbelief
How stupid are you? Yes you!!
Such mundane drivel!!!
Haiku # 44754, December 2, 2009 4:38 am ET
by Get A Life
tell septic I say
hi, like your shit, wish you'd smear
more of it on here
Haiku # 44753, December 1, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by scorp
I don't think some folks
know any better because
they're young and bored and

the world would be much
better off if they were young
and busy, and happy
Haiku # 44752, December 1, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by scorp
kind of like the dumb
things professional wrestlers
say, male soap opera

the threats people make to
one another on line or
old gangsta rap songs
Haiku # 44751, December 1, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by scorp
what's the deal with whack
jobs on line and in real life
who have nothing but

simple minded hate
for anything and all that...
wait a minute

that used to be one of
my hobbies...
Haiku # 44750, December 1, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by scorps
well since people seem
to think implied murder on
a bboard devoted

to poems is ok
need to say my own path is strewn
with the bones of gimps
Haiku # 44749, December 1, 2009 10:32 pm ET
by scorps
who needs a soul
when there's flesh to mutilate
god is tangible
Haiku # 44748, December 1, 2009 10:11 pm ET
by septic funeral
Fingers poised to press
keys that smell like new plastic,
I count syllables.
Haiku # 44747, December 1, 2009 9:33 pm ET
by snail has a new computer
view their common traits
dead-eyed, vacant and godless
their souls have left
Haiku # 44746, December 1, 2009 9:24 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
sans superego
join the club.. Gacy, Bundy
Manson and Dahmer
Haiku # 44745, December 1, 2009 9:20 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
a Buddhist tenet
water seeds of deep kindness
not vulgar nor crass
Haiku # 44744, December 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
libido driven
no conscience behind the wheel
a swath of carnage
Haiku # 44743, December 1, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
thanks superego
next time i need life advice
i shall come to you
Haiku # 44742, December 1, 2009 5:09 pm ET
by septic funeral
your darkest thoughts lie
where light displaced, entwines
death's frigid fingers
Haiku # 44741, December 1, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
how to win the war
eradicate all muslims
paradise on earth
Haiku # 44740, December 1, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by septic funeral
nightfall chill
i could not get you
close enough
Haiku # 44739, December 1, 2009 1:02 pm ET
by vince
Tiger, silly man!
Don't mess with a trophy wife.
Duck! She's got your club!!!
Haiku # 44738, December 1, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Share of NY
papier-mache mask
evoking gasps from the crowd
the ghost speaks....nothing
Haiku # 44737, December 1, 2009 8:50 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
pustular acne
a zit-popping paradise
lots of Kleenex on hand
Haiku # 44736, December 1, 2009 8:30 am ET
by haiku half-wit
bad haiku dot com
with nothing better to do
sitting on my ass
Haiku # 44735, December 1, 2009 6:54 am ET
by Jesse R
waiting for relief
time ceases to pass by me
she is on her way
Haiku # 44734, December 1, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Jesse R
a funeral for you
is coming along your way.
get out of the way.
Haiku # 44733, December 1, 2009 6:41 am ET
by Jesse R
down syndrome darling
most men would never have you
let me wipe your drool
Haiku # 44732, December 1, 2009 2:37 am ET
by septic funeral
watching a movie
lamest thing ive ever seen
pulling the trigger
Haiku # 44731, December 1, 2009 2:27 am ET
by Jesse R
Sitting at my desk;
typing on my computer
trying to pass time.
Haiku # 44730, November 30, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by Jesse R
yup, i'm the devil
now punish me; make it hurt
fuck me till i bleed
Haiku # 44729, November 30, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
erudite wordplay
peeled back veneer reveals his
writhing maggot core
Haiku # 44728, November 30, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
Mommy, I wanna
Kill that fruit fly, can I? Pleeeeeease?
"Go on do it." BOOOOOOM

Little did little Charlie know
That that fruit fly was a bomb,
He could've used cider
Haiku # 44727, November 30, 2009 8:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
notice the turmoil
eviscerated values
saturn makes its way
Haiku # 44726, November 30, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
wanna be writer
don't wanna be anymore
so what's new in life?
Haiku # 44725, November 30, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
one last call, one last
drink of the drug of youth then
poached eggs on rye toast
Haiku # 44724, November 30, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
the chest heaves with stress
I grow old and regret the
days wasted in thought
Haiku # 44723, November 30, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by scorp
we laugh, we cry and
kiss money goodbye to watch
vamps and chicks dig in
Haiku # 44722, November 30, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by scorp
ever overwhelmed
by the games people play say
when comes "game over?"
Haiku # 44721, November 30, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by scorp
a rash catch on a
winter day, raw from the wind
and not the dead flesh
Haiku # 44720, November 30, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by scorp
henry miller loved
food more than sex, so after
tryst, roast beef on rye?
Haiku # 44719, November 30, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by scorp
brothel or convent
they sit waiting for the cock
divine christ-like cock
Haiku # 44718, November 30, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by septic funeral
Victorian prude
requests septic funeral
"Toss my salad.......please!"
Haiku # 44717, November 30, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
Grandiosity
psycho-pathology make
one scary combo
Haiku # 44716, November 30, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
the only thing bent
is your limp biscuit to stuff
your blow-up doll
Haiku # 44715, November 30, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
in the chasm 'tween
prude and sick f***er, 'neer
tarry on evil's side
Haiku # 44714, November 30, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
victorian prudes
their literal minds i bend
like macaroni
Haiku # 44713, November 30, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by septic funeral
safe haven this place
for septic funeral's rants?
see you in lock-up!
Haiku # 44712, November 30, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 7e0c7
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