Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

what's the deal with whack
jobs on line and in real life
who have nothing but

simple minded hate
for anything and all that...
wait a minute

that used to be one of
my hobbies...
Haiku # 44750, December 1, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by scorps
well since people seem
to think implied murder on
a bboard devoted

to poems is ok
need to say my own path is strewn
with the bones of gimps
Haiku # 44749, December 1, 2009 10:32 pm ET
by scorps
who needs a soul
when there's flesh to mutilate
god is tangible
Haiku # 44748, December 1, 2009 10:11 pm ET
by septic funeral
Fingers poised to press
keys that smell like new plastic,
I count syllables.
Haiku # 44747, December 1, 2009 9:33 pm ET
by snail has a new computer
view their common traits
dead-eyed, vacant and godless
their souls have left
Haiku # 44746, December 1, 2009 9:24 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
sans superego
join the club.. Gacy, Bundy
Manson and Dahmer
Haiku # 44745, December 1, 2009 9:20 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
a Buddhist tenet
water seeds of deep kindness
not vulgar nor crass
Haiku # 44744, December 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
libido driven
no conscience behind the wheel
a swath of carnage
Haiku # 44743, December 1, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
thanks superego
next time i need life advice
i shall come to you
Haiku # 44742, December 1, 2009 5:09 pm ET
by septic funeral
your darkest thoughts lie
where light displaced, entwines
death's frigid fingers
Haiku # 44741, December 1, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
how to win the war
eradicate all muslims
paradise on earth
Haiku # 44740, December 1, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by septic funeral
nightfall chill
i could not get you
close enough
Haiku # 44739, December 1, 2009 1:02 pm ET
by vince
Tiger, silly man!
Don't mess with a trophy wife.
Duck! She's got your club!!!
Haiku # 44738, December 1, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Share of NY
papier-mache mask
evoking gasps from the crowd
the ghost speaks....nothing
Haiku # 44737, December 1, 2009 8:50 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
pustular acne
a zit-popping paradise
lots of Kleenex on hand
Haiku # 44736, December 1, 2009 8:30 am ET
by haiku half-wit
bad haiku dot com
with nothing better to do
sitting on my ass
Haiku # 44735, December 1, 2009 6:54 am ET
by Jesse R
waiting for relief
time ceases to pass by me
she is on her way
Haiku # 44734, December 1, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Jesse R
a funeral for you
is coming along your way.
get out of the way.
Haiku # 44733, December 1, 2009 6:41 am ET
by Jesse R
down syndrome darling
most men would never have you
let me wipe your drool
Haiku # 44732, December 1, 2009 2:37 am ET
by septic funeral
watching a movie
lamest thing ive ever seen
pulling the trigger
Haiku # 44731, December 1, 2009 2:27 am ET
by Jesse R
Sitting at my desk;
typing on my computer
trying to pass time.
Haiku # 44730, November 30, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by Jesse R
yup, i'm the devil
now punish me; make it hurt
fuck me till i bleed
Haiku # 44729, November 30, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
erudite wordplay
peeled back veneer reveals his
writhing maggot core
Haiku # 44728, November 30, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
Mommy, I wanna
Kill that fruit fly, can I? Pleeeeeease?
"Go on do it." BOOOOOOM

Little did little Charlie know
That that fruit fly was a bomb,
He could've used cider
Haiku # 44727, November 30, 2009 8:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
notice the turmoil
eviscerated values
saturn makes its way
Haiku # 44726, November 30, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
wanna be writer
don't wanna be anymore
so what's new in life?
Haiku # 44725, November 30, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
one last call, one last
drink of the drug of youth then
poached eggs on rye toast
Haiku # 44724, November 30, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
the chest heaves with stress
I grow old and regret the
days wasted in thought
Haiku # 44723, November 30, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by scorp
we laugh, we cry and
kiss money goodbye to watch
vamps and chicks dig in
Haiku # 44722, November 30, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by scorp
ever overwhelmed
by the games people play say
when comes "game over?"
Haiku # 44721, November 30, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by scorp
a rash catch on a
winter day, raw from the wind
and not the dead flesh
Haiku # 44720, November 30, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by scorp
henry miller loved
food more than sex, so after
tryst, roast beef on rye?
Haiku # 44719, November 30, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by scorp
brothel or convent
they sit waiting for the cock
divine christ-like cock
Haiku # 44718, November 30, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by septic funeral
Victorian prude
requests septic funeral
"Toss my salad.......please!"
Haiku # 44717, November 30, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
Grandiosity
psycho-pathology make
one scary combo
Haiku # 44716, November 30, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
the only thing bent
is your limp biscuit to stuff
your blow-up doll
Haiku # 44715, November 30, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
in the chasm 'tween
prude and sick f***er, 'neer
tarry on evil's side
Haiku # 44714, November 30, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
victorian prudes
their literal minds i bend
like macaroni
Haiku # 44713, November 30, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by septic funeral
safe haven this place
for septic funeral's rants?
see you in lock-up!
Haiku # 44712, November 30, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 7e0c7
pedophilia
golden showers and whores
nice life septic F****
Haiku # 44711, November 30, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
There's nothing "boring"
When MEN speak out against hate
your penis grows limp S.F.
Haiku # 44710, November 30, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
her thong reveals a
prepubescent eagerness
so young but so ripe
Haiku # 44709, November 30, 2009 11:59 am ET
by septic funeral
sorry to interrupt
your psychopathic fetish
GET OFF THE DANCE FLOOR!
Haiku # 44708, November 30, 2009 11:52 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
degrading women
against one is against all
REAL MEN see that truth
Haiku # 44707, November 30, 2009 11:46 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
women taught to self-loathe
doomed moths drawn to his sick aura
consumed in his flame
Haiku # 44706, November 30, 2009 10:55 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
septic funeral's
mother weeps to read her son's vile
women-hating spews
Haiku # 44705, November 30, 2009 8:56 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
Cocks know not evil
just your twisted septic mind
birthing hateful thoughts
Haiku # 44704, November 30, 2009 8:53 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
this is my really
bad haiku...
no more ideas
Haiku # 44703, November 30, 2009 7:13 am ET
by bprofane of dreamland
killing the music
the sounds of the stereo
predicted chaos
Haiku # 44702, November 30, 2009 12:36 am ET
by Jesse R
moaning in my bed
thrashing between the covers
it was just your mom
Haiku # 44701, November 30, 2009 12:34 am ET
by Jesse R
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