Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
what's the deal with whack
jobs on line and in real life
who have nothing but

simple minded hate
for anything and all that...
wait a minute

that used to be one of
my hobbies...
Haiku # 44750 December 1, 2009 10:35 pm ET
by scorps
well since people seem
to think implied murder on
a bboard devoted

to poems is ok
need to say my own path is strewn
with the bones of gimps
Haiku # 44749 December 1, 2009 10:32 pm ET
by scorps
who needs a soul
when there's flesh to mutilate
god is tangible
Haiku # 44748 December 1, 2009 10:11 pm ET
by septic funeral
Fingers poised to press
keys that smell like new plastic,
I count syllables.
Haiku # 44747 December 1, 2009 9:33 pm ET
by snail has a new computer
view their common traits
dead-eyed, vacant and godless
their souls have left
Haiku # 44746 December 1, 2009 9:24 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
sans superego
join the club.. Gacy, Bundy
Manson and Dahmer
Haiku # 44745 December 1, 2009 9:20 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
a Buddhist tenet
water seeds of deep kindness
not vulgar nor crass
Haiku # 44744 December 1, 2009 9:12 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
libido driven
no conscience behind the wheel
a swath of carnage
Haiku # 44743 December 1, 2009 9:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
thanks superego
next time i need life advice
i shall come to you
Haiku # 44742 December 1, 2009 5:09 pm ET
by septic funeral
your darkest thoughts lie
where light displaced, entwines
death's frigid fingers
Haiku # 44741 December 1, 2009 4:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
how to win the war
eradicate all muslims
paradise on earth
Haiku # 44740 December 1, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by septic funeral
nightfall chill
i could not get you
close enough
Haiku # 44739 December 1, 2009 1:02 pm ET
by vince
Tiger, silly man!
Don't mess with a trophy wife.
Duck! She's got your club!!!
Haiku # 44738 December 1, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Share of NY
papier-mache mask
evoking gasps from the crowd
the ghost speaks....nothing
Haiku # 44737 December 1, 2009 8:50 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
pustular acne
a zit-popping paradise
lots of Kleenex on hand
Haiku # 44736 December 1, 2009 8:30 am ET
by haiku half-wit
bad haiku dot com
with nothing better to do
sitting on my ass
Haiku # 44735 December 1, 2009 6:54 am ET
by Jesse R
waiting for relief
time ceases to pass by me
she is on her way
Haiku # 44734 December 1, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Jesse R
a funeral for you
is coming along your way.
get out of the way.
Haiku # 44733 December 1, 2009 6:41 am ET
by Jesse R
down syndrome darling
most men would never have you
let me wipe your drool
Haiku # 44732 December 1, 2009 2:37 am ET
by septic funeral
watching a movie
lamest thing ive ever seen
pulling the trigger
Haiku # 44731 December 1, 2009 2:27 am ET
by Jesse R
Sitting at my desk;
typing on my computer
trying to pass time.
Haiku # 44730 November 30, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by Jesse R
yup, i'm the devil
now punish me; make it hurt
fuck me till i bleed
Haiku # 44729 November 30, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by septic funeral
erudite wordplay
peeled back veneer reveals his
writhing maggot core
Haiku # 44728 November 30, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
Mommy, I wanna
Kill that fruit fly, can I? Pleeeeeease?
"Go on do it." BOOOOOOM

Little did little Charlie know
That that fruit fly was a bomb,
He could've used cider
Haiku # 44727 November 30, 2009 8:36 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
notice the turmoil
eviscerated values
saturn makes its way
Haiku # 44726 November 30, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by septic funeral
wanna be writer
don't wanna be anymore
so what's new in life?
Haiku # 44725 November 30, 2009 4:45 pm ET
by scorp
one last call, one last
drink of the drug of youth then
poached eggs on rye toast
Haiku # 44724 November 30, 2009 4:44 pm ET
by scorp
the chest heaves with stress
I grow old and regret the
days wasted in thought
Haiku # 44723 November 30, 2009 4:43 pm ET
by scorp
we laugh, we cry and
kiss money goodbye to watch
vamps and chicks dig in
Haiku # 44722 November 30, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by scorp
ever overwhelmed
by the games people play say
when comes "game over?"
Haiku # 44721 November 30, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by scorp
a rash catch on a
winter day, raw from the wind
and not the dead flesh
Haiku # 44720 November 30, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by scorp
henry miller loved
food more than sex, so after
tryst, roast beef on rye?
Haiku # 44719 November 30, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by scorp
brothel or convent
they sit waiting for the cock
divine christ-like cock
Haiku # 44718 November 30, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by septic funeral
Victorian prude
requests septic funeral
"Toss my salad.......please!"
Haiku # 44717 November 30, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
Grandiosity
psycho-pathology make
one scary combo
Haiku # 44716 November 30, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
the only thing bent
is your limp biscuit to stuff
your blow-up doll
Haiku # 44715 November 30, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
in the chasm 'tween
prude and sick f***er, 'neer
tarry on evil's side
Haiku # 44714 November 30, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
victorian prudes
their literal minds i bend
like macaroni
Haiku # 44713 November 30, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by septic funeral
safe haven this place
for septic funeral's rants?
see you in lock-up!
Haiku # 44712 November 30, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of 7e0c7
pedophilia
golden showers and whores
nice life septic F****
Haiku # 44711 November 30, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
There's nothing "boring"
When MEN speak out against hate
your penis grows limp S.F.
Haiku # 44710 November 30, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
her thong reveals a
prepubescent eagerness
so young but so ripe
Haiku # 44709 November 30, 2009 11:59 am ET
by septic funeral
sorry to interrupt
your psychopathic fetish
GET OFF THE DANCE FLOOR!
Haiku # 44708 November 30, 2009 11:52 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
degrading women
against one is against all
REAL MEN see that truth
Haiku # 44707 November 30, 2009 11:46 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
women taught to self-loathe
doomed moths drawn to his sick aura
consumed in his flame
Haiku # 44706 November 30, 2009 10:55 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
septic funeral's
mother weeps to read her son's vile
women-hating spews
Haiku # 44705 November 30, 2009 8:56 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
Cocks know not evil
just your twisted septic mind
birthing hateful thoughts
Haiku # 44704 November 30, 2009 8:53 am ET
by anti-septic cleaner
this is my really
bad haiku...
no more ideas
Haiku # 44703 November 30, 2009 7:13 am ET
by bprofane of dreamland
killing the music
the sounds of the stereo
predicted chaos
Haiku # 44702 November 30, 2009 12:36 am ET
by Jesse R
moaning in my bed
thrashing between the covers
it was just your mom
Haiku # 44701 November 30, 2009 12:34 am ET
by Jesse R
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