Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

I would accse
others of being the culture
police, what is art?
Haiku # 43470, January 25, 2009 3:49 pm ET
by bs
it's easier to
blame others, but critics and
so on aside...watch
Haiku # 43469, January 25, 2009 1:02 pm ET
by bs
oh brother who art
thou he said and got tired
of other folks crossed

not mine to bear
Haiku # 43468, January 25, 2009 11:08 am ET
by bs
too many to read....
my pastor called us the sheep
I thought it funny
Haiku # 43467, January 25, 2009 4:14 am ET
by I couldnt stop thinking he is hot..I am so going to hell
a rectum spectrum
prismatic lubrication
shine upon mine ass
Haiku # 43466, January 25, 2009 1:12 am ET
by Lush
rats in the walls, i
feel a pest near by, in their
own holes sneaking by
Haiku # 43465, January 25, 2009 1:11 am ET
by bs
aye, but we also
would do better with souffle
and sweeter brandy
Haiku # 43464, January 25, 2009 1:10 am ET
by bs
inner elbow bruised
soul manifest in maroon
yeast infection, rise!
Haiku # 43463, January 25, 2009 1:09 am ET
by Lush
the words said in a
chatroom, are social junk as
a flood of verbage

sewage of many
average accounts of who
spoke to who somewhere
Haiku # 43462, January 25, 2009 1:09 am ET
by bs
the thing is, that the
mind clouds with the old rage of
animals and the

haiku is a tool to
try and focus the mind off that
animal part of self
Haiku # 43461, January 25, 2009 1:07 am ET
by bs
horrid host mirror
wavering grass, cold shimmer
circulated fear
Haiku # 43460, January 25, 2009 1:07 am ET
by Lush
more like, i bend down
point at my posterior
and ask you to kiss it
Haiku # 43459, January 25, 2009 1:05 am ET
by bs
reznor, moribund
cobain, tasted a shotgun
bs: embrace me?
Haiku # 43458, January 25, 2009 1:04 am ET
by Lush
there is only like
from me resentment at some
strange asshole I don't know

of course I don't
write haiku when I'm mad, I'm
mad, get used to me

you might enjoy it
think, vogons, shut the hell up
and enjoy the ride
Haiku # 43457, January 25, 2009 1:01 am ET
by bs
there are no winners
when the writing turns to net
argument and speech
Haiku # 43456, January 25, 2009 1:00 am ET
by bs
i'm not sure if trent
reznor would like the impersonation
touche mon a mis
Haiku # 43455, January 25, 2009 12:59 am ET
by bs
we forget as grown
men and women to have fun
all too often, and

act like snobs, and don't
create but rather are the
stuffed elite on stands
Haiku # 43454, January 25, 2009 12:58 am ET
by bs
humility vine
tapestry of shit, 'tis mine
victor amorphous
Haiku # 43453, January 25, 2009 12:57 am ET
by Lush
critics are assholes
who are angered by a sense
of pathetic, aesthetic

in the end though, you
take the joy out of creation
so go sit on it

i care what you think
however, i should not for
think win win, do you

understand win win???
Haiku # 43452, January 25, 2009 12:57 am ET
by bs
Memo to William
Regarding average lifespan
Why not reach eighty?
Haiku # 43451, January 25, 2009 12:55 am ET
by roller coaster
if you were to take
your own life Lush, would i care
or would i not care

i would want you to
now because you insult me
but if I really

knew you, then I would
not, it is a truth those who
know not a person

they tend to be cold
view the world with such ruthless hate
and well, good bye, snap
Haiku # 43450, January 25, 2009 12:55 am ET
by bs
pen in one hand, deep
balls in other, seek sheep
holy moses, weep
Haiku # 43449, January 25, 2009 12:54 am ET
by Lush
the tug of war of
human ego, one feels fit
one way, and then one

he feels another
they go to war, over words and
raise swords over ideas
Haiku # 43448, January 25, 2009 12:53 am ET
by bs
a pit doth define
morbid, bat shit... divine
a finger jointed
Haiku # 43447, January 25, 2009 12:53 am ET
by Lush
do you really think
that by putting people down
it improves their writing

or are you trying
to intimidate me so i stop
and go away

and leave it to worthless
snobs like yourself
Haiku # 43446, January 25, 2009 12:52 am ET
by bs
within viscera
without epidermal, duh
real time, some haiku
Haiku # 43445, January 25, 2009 12:50 am ET
by Lush
Show of cyber hands.
Who find bs redundant,
self aggrandizing?
Haiku # 43444, January 25, 2009 12:47 am ET
by Lush
line up, take a seat
hold your number, everyone
has their time on stage
Haiku # 43443, January 25, 2009 12:45 am ET
by bs
how to get rid of
critics, chapter one, ignore
chapter 2...shotgun

chapter 3...careers
in fast food after "Time" and
chapter 4...VH1

reality tv shows
Haiku # 43442, January 25, 2009 12:42 am ET
by bs
a bovine feces
cast alone, with a keyboard
thumb in ass, we're bored
Haiku # 43441, January 25, 2009 12:39 am ET
by lush
flaccid voice persists
finding fault throating piss
b then s, taste ass
Haiku # 43440, January 25, 2009 12:35 am ET
by Lush
perhaps d. wallace
chose a course you might decry
'tis yet a poet
Haiku # 43439, January 25, 2009 12:26 am ET
by lush
bs and douche smack
how darest invoke david
piggy back ass hole
Haiku # 43438, January 25, 2009 12:22 am ET
by lush of up your ass
Please don't think me crude.
My heart outlet aches for a
love plug to fill it.
Haiku # 43437, January 24, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail
4:15?
Haiku # 43436, January 24, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by bs
Someone asked John Cage
Whatever you think of death?
He said, "I can't wait"
Haiku # 43435, January 24, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by roller coaster
A daily mantra
This is a good day to die
Says you value life
Haiku # 43434, January 24, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by roller coaster
the last words of the
samurai often took these
haiku poems for...

life was short, and they
could die any day, and this is
how i feel right now
Haiku # 43433, January 24, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
Thirty thousand days
That would be about eighty
Don't think I'll make that

Life is really short
But it's not so much the time
What you do with it!
Haiku # 43432, January 24, 2009 8:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The answer is here
You ask me how long is life?
thirty thousand days
Haiku # 43431, January 24, 2009 12:25 am ET
by roller coaster
I just got the bug
man, and I can't stop but for
a moment, dead roses
Haiku # 43430, January 23, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by bs
cleaning in the wrath
of solitude but all is
well, even if hell
Haiku # 43429, January 23, 2009 8:25 pm ET
by bs
that's a hard call and
a decent question, I hope
something good for man
Haiku # 43428, January 23, 2009 7:48 am ET
by bs
This is your "Lone" life
How long's your allotted span?
What'll you do with it?
Haiku # 43427, January 23, 2009 5:41 am ET
by William Nippress
not much to be said
for a brutal usa
except turn the page...

shout out to BO
Haiku # 43426, January 22, 2009 8:47 pm ET
by bs
the doom generation
was the fashion till real doom
came, and went seven seals...deal
Haiku # 43425, January 22, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by bs
down on clinton beach
she remembered her internship
what does is mean?
Haiku # 43424, January 22, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by bs
Masking tape, handcuffs
Petroleum jelly and
2 adult diapers
Haiku # 43423, January 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by shopping list of moo
I had a talk with
someone today about the
people we meet here

on line, aspects, fragments and
what do we all miss
when real life lags down
Haiku # 43422, January 22, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs
well, today is just
another day, and the life
is like a box of

bit from forest gump
silly movie, but it had
a point...all can do
Haiku # 43421, January 22, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by bs
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