Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
do you really think
that by putting people down
it improves their writing

or are you trying
to intimidate me so i stop
and go away

and leave it to worthless
snobs like yourself
Haiku # 43446 January 25, 2009 12:52 am ET
by bs
within viscera
without epidermal, duh
real time, some haiku
Haiku # 43445 January 25, 2009 12:50 am ET
by Lush
Show of cyber hands.
Who find bs redundant,
self aggrandizing?
Haiku # 43444 January 25, 2009 12:47 am ET
by Lush
line up, take a seat
hold your number, everyone
has their time on stage
Haiku # 43443 January 25, 2009 12:45 am ET
by bs
how to get rid of
critics, chapter one, ignore
chapter 2...shotgun

chapter 3...careers
in fast food after "Time" and
chapter 4...VH1

reality tv shows
Haiku # 43442 January 25, 2009 12:42 am ET
by bs
a bovine feces
cast alone, with a keyboard
thumb in ass, we're bored
Haiku # 43441 January 25, 2009 12:39 am ET
by lush
flaccid voice persists
finding fault throating piss
b then s, taste ass
Haiku # 43440 January 25, 2009 12:35 am ET
by Lush
perhaps d. wallace
chose a course you might decry
'tis yet a poet
Haiku # 43439 January 25, 2009 12:26 am ET
by lush
bs and douche smack
how darest invoke david
piggy back ass hole
Haiku # 43438 January 25, 2009 12:22 am ET
by lush of up your ass
Please don't think me crude.
My heart outlet aches for a
love plug to fill it.
Haiku # 43437 January 24, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail
4:15?
Haiku # 43436 January 24, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by bs
Someone asked John Cage
Whatever you think of death?
He said, "I can't wait"
Haiku # 43435 January 24, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by roller coaster
A daily mantra
This is a good day to die
Says you value life
Haiku # 43434 January 24, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by roller coaster
the last words of the
samurai often took these
haiku poems for...

life was short, and they
could die any day, and this is
how i feel right now
Haiku # 43433 January 24, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
Thirty thousand days
That would be about eighty
Don't think I'll make that

Life is really short
But it's not so much the time
What you do with it!
Haiku # 43432 January 24, 2009 8:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The answer is here
You ask me how long is life?
thirty thousand days
Haiku # 43431 January 24, 2009 12:25 am ET
by roller coaster
I just got the bug
man, and I can't stop but for
a moment, dead roses
Haiku # 43430 January 23, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by bs
cleaning in the wrath
of solitude but all is
well, even if hell
Haiku # 43429 January 23, 2009 8:25 pm ET
by bs
that's a hard call and
a decent question, I hope
something good for man
Haiku # 43428 January 23, 2009 7:48 am ET
by bs
This is your "Lone" life
How long's your allotted span?
What'll you do with it?
Haiku # 43427 January 23, 2009 5:41 am ET
by William Nippress
not much to be said
for a brutal usa
except turn the page...

shout out to BO
Haiku # 43426 January 22, 2009 8:47 pm ET
by bs
the doom generation
was the fashion till real doom
came, and went seven seals...deal
Haiku # 43425 January 22, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by bs
down on clinton beach
she remembered her internship
what does is mean?
Haiku # 43424 January 22, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by bs
Masking tape, handcuffs
Petroleum jelly and
2 adult diapers
Haiku # 43423 January 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by shopping list of moo
I had a talk with
someone today about the
people we meet here

on line, aspects, fragments and
what do we all miss
when real life lags down
Haiku # 43422 January 22, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs
well, today is just
another day, and the life
is like a box of

bit from forest gump
silly movie, but it had
a point...all can do
Haiku # 43421 January 22, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by bs
Get your robe back here
you...me...maybe some flashcards
let's swear it again
Haiku # 43420 January 22, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
I've no hate for the
NASCAR thing but it does not
interest me but...

keep in mind moonshine
ran the hills in those times and
this is it's appeal?

shout out to Ricky Craven
Haiku # 43419 January 22, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
I am surprised that
I've not heard spark plugs or
break pads or windshields
Haiku # 43418 January 22, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
on the topic of rim jobs...

when I hear that I
think I am in a garage
getting my car fixed
Haiku # 43417 January 22, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
some people are like
puzzles still putting pieces
in to see themselves
Haiku # 43416 January 22, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by bs
we are fragments in
short haikus bearing hints of
the whole persona
Haiku # 43415 January 22, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by bs
With this sun lamp I
can make midnight feel like noon
and stay up all night.
Haiku # 43414 January 22, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by snail misuses the SAD treatment
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43413 January 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Sammytha
I tell u billy
it's all that gosh darn disney
i was so poisoned
Haiku # 43412 January 22, 2009 8:25 am ET
by LOL.. real princes do not exsist
Small fragments of life
Played out here on this website
All interesting

So much is missing!
What drove them to be like this?
"That's the real story"
Haiku # 43411 January 22, 2009 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku oh haiku
there is nothing quite like you
and rhyming couplets
Haiku # 43410 January 22, 2009 4:08 am ET
by ash
I'm glad to see that
really..see the day ..or night
confess it all now
Haiku # 43409 January 21, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by strangely comforting
some days are nightmares
sounds escape from unmarred throat
into thin cold air

how can fragile skulls
of narrow circumference
contain so much rage?
Haiku # 43408 January 21, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by vince
then again, suicide
is painless, and is very
tempting when the best

thing on television
is paris hilton wearing
her best frenemy
Haiku # 43407 January 21, 2009 9:46 pm ET
by bs
people play the game
I want to burn the game so
people will not play
Haiku # 43406 January 21, 2009 9:44 pm ET
by bs
most people speak in
"innuendo" hinting at...
whatever... I'll say it

I like cheese, i like
life, I like it when I feel that
I have some control
Haiku # 43405 January 21, 2009 9:41 pm ET
by bs
usually we can see
mental illnesses, yours and
mine play themselves out

on line
Haiku # 43404 January 21, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by bs
to be honest I
tend to think it's the same person
writing dif. haikus
Haiku # 43403 January 21, 2009 9:29 pm ET
by bs
Indian incense,
watercolor brushes, and
walkman batteries
Haiku # 43402 January 21, 2009 8:53 pm ET
by shopping list of a snail
noisy projector
squinty-eyed clint eastwood stares
audience held hostage
Haiku # 43401 January 21, 2009 8:14 pm ET
by vince
like i said the bored
and the restless once hitched then
all will be quite well
Haiku # 43400 January 21, 2009 3:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is snail's anus
Opening up for my tongue
Farting in my face
Haiku # 43399 January 21, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by moo
this sort of thing just
grows old and the thought of love
is stronger than that
Haiku # 43398 January 21, 2009 2:41 pm ET
by bs
not an obsession
a respect aN ADMIRATION
his words are divine
Haiku # 43397 January 21, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by styx to build my house with