Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

well, today is just
another day, and the life
is like a box of

bit from forest gump
silly movie, but it had
a point...all can do
Haiku # 43421, January 22, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by bs
Get your robe back here
you...me...maybe some flashcards
let's swear it again
Haiku # 43420, January 22, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
I've no hate for the
NASCAR thing but it does not
interest me but...

keep in mind moonshine
ran the hills in those times and
this is it's appeal?

shout out to Ricky Craven
Haiku # 43419, January 22, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
I am surprised that
I've not heard spark plugs or
break pads or windshields
Haiku # 43418, January 22, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
on the topic of rim jobs...

when I hear that I
think I am in a garage
getting my car fixed
Haiku # 43417, January 22, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
some people are like
puzzles still putting pieces
in to see themselves
Haiku # 43416, January 22, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by bs
we are fragments in
short haikus bearing hints of
the whole persona
Haiku # 43415, January 22, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by bs
With this sun lamp I
can make midnight feel like noon
and stay up all night.
Haiku # 43414, January 22, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by snail misuses the SAD treatment
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43413, January 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Sammytha
I tell u billy
it's all that gosh darn disney
i was so poisoned
Haiku # 43412, January 22, 2009 8:25 am ET
by LOL.. real princes do not exsist
Small fragments of life
Played out here on this website
All interesting

So much is missing!
What drove them to be like this?
"That's the real story"
Haiku # 43411, January 22, 2009 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku oh haiku
there is nothing quite like you
and rhyming couplets
Haiku # 43410, January 22, 2009 4:08 am ET
by ash
I'm glad to see that
really..see the day ..or night
confess it all now
Haiku # 43409, January 21, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by strangely comforting
some days are nightmares
sounds escape from unmarred throat
into thin cold air

how can fragile skulls
of narrow circumference
contain so much rage?
Haiku # 43408, January 21, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by vince
then again, suicide
is painless, and is very
tempting when the best

thing on television
is paris hilton wearing
her best frenemy
Haiku # 43407, January 21, 2009 9:46 pm ET
by bs
people play the game
I want to burn the game so
people will not play
Haiku # 43406, January 21, 2009 9:44 pm ET
by bs
most people speak in
"innuendo" hinting at...
whatever... I'll say it

I like cheese, i like
life, I like it when I feel that
I have some control
Haiku # 43405, January 21, 2009 9:41 pm ET
by bs
usually we can see
mental illnesses, yours and
mine play themselves out

on line
Haiku # 43404, January 21, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by bs
to be honest I
tend to think it's the same person
writing dif. haikus
Haiku # 43403, January 21, 2009 9:29 pm ET
by bs
Indian incense,
watercolor brushes, and
walkman batteries
Haiku # 43402, January 21, 2009 8:53 pm ET
by shopping list of a snail
noisy projector
squinty-eyed clint eastwood stares
audience held hostage
Haiku # 43401, January 21, 2009 8:14 pm ET
by vince
like i said the bored
and the restless once hitched then
all will be quite well
Haiku # 43400, January 21, 2009 3:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is snail's anus
Opening up for my tongue
Farting in my face
Haiku # 43399, January 21, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by moo
this sort of thing just
grows old and the thought of love
is stronger than that
Haiku # 43398, January 21, 2009 2:41 pm ET
by bs
not an obsession
a respect aN ADMIRATION
his words are divine
Haiku # 43397, January 21, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by styx to build my house with
to be in love with
the untouchable above
makes dreams really suck



*sigh* LOL
Haiku # 43396, January 21, 2009 11:34 am ET
by laughin at myself
Awoke to the sound
A digger inflicting wounds
Mutilating earth
Haiku # 43395, January 21, 2009 6:13 am ET
by Tisme
The lord loves sinners
And you have sinned so deeply
That you're soul is mine
Haiku # 43394, January 21, 2009 6:03 am ET
by Lucifer
This online grooming
This online innuendo
it is perverted!

You think it is safe
But trust me we have your name
You'll hear the door knock

You're secrets safe with us! Not!!!!
Haiku # 43393, January 21, 2009 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intention or not
the image is suggested
and virtually done
Haiku # 43392, January 21, 2009 1:05 am ET
by roller coaster
I did not intend
to offend innocent ears
with my crude language.
Haiku # 43391, January 20, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail apologizes
I am so shocked here
this talk is obscene..oh my
what is a rim job????

Haiku # 43390, January 20, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by Hey mom!!
Rim jobs feel quite nice,
and I will give them gladly...
just never to you.
Haiku # 43389, January 20, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by snail rejects moo yet again
If I bathe first will
You please give me a rim job?
I've never had one
Haiku # 43388, January 20, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by moo
He may be ten years
younger, but to have his first
kiss would make me smile.
Haiku # 43387, January 20, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by snail
usually strong
sweet loving and hugable
soft petally pink
Haiku # 43386, January 20, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by you know its truuuuuxo
the usual balk
the usual challenge and
the usual sighs
Haiku # 43385, January 20, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
what is this, the guy
from Spaceballs playing with his
dolls from the movie?
Haiku # 43384, January 20, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by black sheep
I bet you have them
all in a big trunk somewhere
same poses and all
Haiku # 43383, January 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by I got your number
finders keepers ..ooooh
you're still a little boy thief
you didn't find shit
Haiku # 43382, January 20, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by my momma told me to pick the very best one and you are not it you dirty ol dishrag you
illustrate a must
of my rat in it's happy
glorious foul love
Haiku # 43381, January 20, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by ahh I have inspired myself
SOME SAY LOVE..IT IS
RAT STUCK IN A BOTTLE TOP
CAUSE IT WONT LET GO
Haiku # 43380, January 20, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by OF THE GARBAGE
some long for boredom
sick of the loaded soaps of
who is fucking who
Haiku # 43379, January 20, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by black sheep
voodoo shorts and whats
two and twos, circus and books
whatr songs you behind?
Haiku # 43378, January 20, 2009 11:34 am ET
by kay and amy must be lovers..I wonder how many others you get off on musing with..go take a picture and add it it your collection
but I'll look back and
swear it will all make sense as
all is said and done
Haiku # 43377, January 19, 2009 8:05 pm ET
by black sheep
demons pressure me
to live in fear of my thoughts
I can't escape me
Haiku # 43376, January 19, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by black sheep
You already know
The shortest distance between
few words in three lines
Haiku # 43375, January 19, 2009 5:42 pm ET
by roller coaster
What is a haiku?
I do not know what they are.
Someone please tell me.
Haiku # 43374, January 19, 2009 5:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't wait for more
I see dancers on surf boards
retro wear then fly... LOLxoxox

Haiku # 43373, January 19, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by Get on your boots..
everything is sweet
shameless love to keep me clean
it makes me happy.......

Haiku # 43372, January 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by Beth Marie Sheepster
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