Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

noisy projector
squinty-eyed clint eastwood stares
audience held hostage
Haiku # 43401, January 21, 2009 8:14 pm ET
by vince
like i said the bored
and the restless once hitched then
all will be quite well
Haiku # 43400, January 21, 2009 3:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is snail's anus
Opening up for my tongue
Farting in my face
Haiku # 43399, January 21, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by moo
this sort of thing just
grows old and the thought of love
is stronger than that
Haiku # 43398, January 21, 2009 2:41 pm ET
by bs
not an obsession
a respect aN ADMIRATION
his words are divine
Haiku # 43397, January 21, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by styx to build my house with
to be in love with
the untouchable above
makes dreams really suck



*sigh* LOL
Haiku # 43396, January 21, 2009 11:34 am ET
by laughin at myself
Awoke to the sound
A digger inflicting wounds
Mutilating earth
Haiku # 43395, January 21, 2009 6:13 am ET
by Tisme
The lord loves sinners
And you have sinned so deeply
That you're soul is mine
Haiku # 43394, January 21, 2009 6:03 am ET
by Lucifer
This online grooming
This online innuendo
it is perverted!

You think it is safe
But trust me we have your name
You'll hear the door knock

You're secrets safe with us! Not!!!!
Haiku # 43393, January 21, 2009 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intention or not
the image is suggested
and virtually done
Haiku # 43392, January 21, 2009 1:05 am ET
by roller coaster
I did not intend
to offend innocent ears
with my crude language.
Haiku # 43391, January 20, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail apologizes
I am so shocked here
this talk is obscene..oh my
what is a rim job????

Haiku # 43390, January 20, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by Hey mom!!
Rim jobs feel quite nice,
and I will give them gladly...
just never to you.
Haiku # 43389, January 20, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by snail rejects moo yet again
If I bathe first will
You please give me a rim job?
I've never had one
Haiku # 43388, January 20, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by moo
He may be ten years
younger, but to have his first
kiss would make me smile.
Haiku # 43387, January 20, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by snail
usually strong
sweet loving and hugable
soft petally pink
Haiku # 43386, January 20, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by you know its truuuuuxo
the usual balk
the usual challenge and
the usual sighs
Haiku # 43385, January 20, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
what is this, the guy
from Spaceballs playing with his
dolls from the movie?
Haiku # 43384, January 20, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by black sheep
I bet you have them
all in a big trunk somewhere
same poses and all
Haiku # 43383, January 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by I got your number
finders keepers ..ooooh
you're still a little boy thief
you didn't find shit
Haiku # 43382, January 20, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by my momma told me to pick the very best one and you are not it you dirty ol dishrag you
illustrate a must
of my rat in it's happy
glorious foul love
Haiku # 43381, January 20, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by ahh I have inspired myself
SOME SAY LOVE..IT IS
RAT STUCK IN A BOTTLE TOP
CAUSE IT WONT LET GO
Haiku # 43380, January 20, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by OF THE GARBAGE
some long for boredom
sick of the loaded soaps of
who is fucking who
Haiku # 43379, January 20, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by black sheep
voodoo shorts and whats
two and twos, circus and books
whatr songs you behind?
Haiku # 43378, January 20, 2009 11:34 am ET
by kay and amy must be lovers..I wonder how many others you get off on musing with..go take a picture and add it it your collection
but I'll look back and
swear it will all make sense as
all is said and done
Haiku # 43377, January 19, 2009 8:05 pm ET
by black sheep
demons pressure me
to live in fear of my thoughts
I can't escape me
Haiku # 43376, January 19, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by black sheep
You already know
The shortest distance between
few words in three lines
Haiku # 43375, January 19, 2009 5:42 pm ET
by roller coaster
What is a haiku?
I do not know what they are.
Someone please tell me.
Haiku # 43374, January 19, 2009 5:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't wait for more
I see dancers on surf boards
retro wear then fly... LOLxoxox

Haiku # 43373, January 19, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by Get on your boots..
everything is sweet
shameless love to keep me clean
it makes me happy.......

Haiku # 43372, January 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by Beth Marie Sheepster
The electets
More stupid than politicians
"They voted for them"????
Haiku # 43371, January 19, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Tisme
Rejoice!!! The worlds safe!!!
That idiot bush is "Gone"!!!!
What ells can you say?
Haiku # 43370, January 19, 2009 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Reading the haikus
Hi snail you sound more balenced
have you found love yet?
Haiku # 43369, January 19, 2009 6:30 am ET
by Tisme
Play Salsa too loud
The "Air" is rent with music
As i drive my car
Haiku # 43368, January 19, 2009 6:01 am ET
by tisme
Lead horse to water
we see what we want to see
Don't take advice then!

You'll find out the hard way
Haiku # 43367, January 19, 2009 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
going up and down
getting around to tonic
sonic death jam words
Haiku # 43366, January 18, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by bs
what everyone does
secretly isolated
masturbation off
Haiku # 43365, January 18, 2009 5:06 pm ET
by roller coaster
sighs...irreverenace
but who cares when trapped by cold
irrelevance...off
Haiku # 43364, January 18, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by b-s
The night air is calm,
A gentle breeze from the west.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 43363, January 18, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by Old Thymer of Humboldt
is the arrogance
of those who want things just one
more symptom of pain..?
Haiku # 43362, January 18, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by b-s
so what's with the folks
who say "inferior" and
build up Stuff on earth
Haiku # 43361, January 18, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by b-s
There's always people
You can be sure are "worse off"
Find them and help them
Haiku # 43360, January 18, 2009 7:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
See beyond the pain
Been there done that got tee-shirt
Show kindness to others
Haiku # 43359, January 18, 2009 6:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your pain's obvious
You should try to channel this
Look for positives
Haiku # 43358, January 18, 2009 6:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Such an outpouring
Sorry to cause you such pain
No one should feel that
Haiku # 43357, January 18, 2009 6:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An ideal balance
would involve both Truth and Love.
Then it all makes sense.
Haiku # 43356, January 18, 2009 6:18 am ET
by snail
The trouble with love
is that it makes you do things
without knowing why
Haiku # 43355, January 18, 2009 2:46 am ET
by roller coaster
As long as God loves,
the world may be opposed and
there can still be hope.
Haiku # 43354, January 18, 2009 12:38 am ET
by snail
sublet haiku for
rent a syllable and make
a bit of cash flow
Haiku # 43353, January 17, 2009 7:14 pm ET
by b-s
smell fresh rain of white
interesting with some blue
sexy with some red
Haiku # 43352, January 17, 2009 5:41 pm ET
by purple.
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