Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78009 Haiku later...
I did not intend
to offend innocent ears
with my crude language.
Haiku # 43391 January 20, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail apologizes
I am so shocked here
this talk is obscene..oh my
what is a rim job????

Haiku # 43390 January 20, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by Hey mom!!
Rim jobs feel quite nice,
and I will give them gladly...
just never to you.
Haiku # 43389 January 20, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by snail rejects moo yet again
If I bathe first will
You please give me a rim job?
I've never had one
Haiku # 43388 January 20, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by moo
He may be ten years
younger, but to have his first
kiss would make me smile.
Haiku # 43387 January 20, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by snail
usually strong
sweet loving and hugable
soft petally pink
Haiku # 43386 January 20, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by you know its truuuuuxo
the usual balk
the usual challenge and
the usual sighs
Haiku # 43385 January 20, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
what is this, the guy
from Spaceballs playing with his
dolls from the movie?
Haiku # 43384 January 20, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by black sheep
I bet you have them
all in a big trunk somewhere
same poses and all
Haiku # 43383 January 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by I got your number
finders keepers ..ooooh
you're still a little boy thief
you didn't find shit
Haiku # 43382 January 20, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by my momma told me to pick the very best one and you are not it you dirty ol dishrag you
illustrate a must
of my rat in it's happy
glorious foul love
Haiku # 43381 January 20, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by ahh I have inspired myself
SOME SAY LOVE..IT IS
RAT STUCK IN A BOTTLE TOP
CAUSE IT WONT LET GO
Haiku # 43380 January 20, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by OF THE GARBAGE
some long for boredom
sick of the loaded soaps of
who is fucking who
Haiku # 43379 January 20, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by black sheep
voodoo shorts and whats
two and twos, circus and books
whatr songs you behind?
Haiku # 43378 January 20, 2009 11:34 am ET
by kay and amy must be lovers..I wonder how many others you get off on musing with..go take a picture and add it it your collection
but I'll look back and
swear it will all make sense as
all is said and done
Haiku # 43377 January 19, 2009 8:05 pm ET
by black sheep
demons pressure me
to live in fear of my thoughts
I can't escape me
Haiku # 43376 January 19, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by black sheep
You already know
The shortest distance between
few words in three lines
Haiku # 43375 January 19, 2009 5:42 pm ET
by roller coaster
What is a haiku?
I do not know what they are.
Someone please tell me.
Haiku # 43374 January 19, 2009 5:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't wait for more
I see dancers on surf boards
retro wear then fly... LOLxoxox

Haiku # 43373 January 19, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by Get on your boots..
everything is sweet
shameless love to keep me clean
it makes me happy.......

Haiku # 43372 January 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by Beth Marie Sheepster
The electets
More stupid than politicians
"They voted for them"????
Haiku # 43371 January 19, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Tisme
Rejoice!!! The worlds safe!!!
That idiot bush is "Gone"!!!!
What ells can you say?
Haiku # 43370 January 19, 2009 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Reading the haikus
Hi snail you sound more balenced
have you found love yet?
Haiku # 43369 January 19, 2009 6:30 am ET
by Tisme
Play Salsa too loud
The "Air" is rent with music
As i drive my car
Haiku # 43368 January 19, 2009 6:01 am ET
by tisme
Lead horse to water
we see what we want to see
Don't take advice then!

You'll find out the hard way
Haiku # 43367 January 19, 2009 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
going up and down
getting around to tonic
sonic death jam words
Haiku # 43366 January 18, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by bs
what everyone does
secretly isolated
masturbation off
Haiku # 43365 January 18, 2009 5:06 pm ET
by roller coaster
sighs...irreverenace
but who cares when trapped by cold
irrelevance...off
Haiku # 43364 January 18, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by b-s
The night air is calm,
A gentle breeze from the west.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 43363 January 18, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by Old Thymer of Humboldt
is the arrogance
of those who want things just one
more symptom of pain..?
Haiku # 43362 January 18, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by b-s
so what's with the folks
who say "inferior" and
build up Stuff on earth
Haiku # 43361 January 18, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by b-s
There's always people
You can be sure are "worse off"
Find them and help them
Haiku # 43360 January 18, 2009 7:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
See beyond the pain
Been there done that got tee-shirt
Show kindness to others
Haiku # 43359 January 18, 2009 6:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your pain's obvious
You should try to channel this
Look for positives
Haiku # 43358 January 18, 2009 6:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Such an outpouring
Sorry to cause you such pain
No one should feel that
Haiku # 43357 January 18, 2009 6:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An ideal balance
would involve both Truth and Love.
Then it all makes sense.
Haiku # 43356 January 18, 2009 6:18 am ET
by snail
The trouble with love
is that it makes you do things
without knowing why
Haiku # 43355 January 18, 2009 2:46 am ET
by roller coaster
As long as God loves,
the world may be opposed and
there can still be hope.
Haiku # 43354 January 18, 2009 12:38 am ET
by snail
sublet haiku for
rent a syllable and make
a bit of cash flow
Haiku # 43353 January 17, 2009 7:14 pm ET
by b-s
smell fresh rain of white
interesting with some blue
sexy with some red
Haiku # 43352 January 17, 2009 5:41 pm ET
by purple.
when I am alone
i don't have to put up with
the bullshit of folks

so the violence
the silence contrasts and I
can then hear myself

rather than the dead
winds and social storms of the
artifical mankind
Haiku # 43351 January 17, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by bs
I'd like to leave it
all behind for the sake of
not hearing it again...
Haiku # 43350 January 17, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by bs
of course i did it
wouldn't you if you got shit
pull the trigger?

wouldn't you if you
were the one mistreated
all your entire life
Haiku # 43349 January 17, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by bs
go ahead, call it
drivel or whatever, I hit myself
in the head, I hate

myself, I will be the
one with the noose around my
own neck, not being

taken with any love
from loveless people who won't
ever know me anyway

fuck the god damn net
fuck it all and how it just makes
people not human

even me, look at me
reduced to people who want
something to point at

what is the use, emo
do we all have to be controlled
play by the rules, or

do people just get
stuck in a stiffled mode
of expression
Haiku # 43348 January 17, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
anyhow, verbal
filters removed, and this we
see what this will breed

probably a repeat of
"oh what drivel he writes,
how I continue to be a pompous worthless deep down suicidal wreckage"

i remember David Foster Wallace, wrote smart ass hip shit...died with a noose around his neck

I assume some will end this way from this place
Haiku # 43347 January 17, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
I fantasize about
putting you in your place so
I am accepted
Haiku # 43346 January 17, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by bs
the reasons capos
got respect was people's fear
of being murdered

if you said that to
them, a piano wire
decoration you'd be

it's not right, but we
reduce ourselves to animals
instincts, Leviathan...

justification for the
Divine Right of Kings, how
UnTrue
Haiku # 43345 January 17, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by bs
if you want me to
be civil, act civil and
connect with your "foe"
Haiku # 43344 January 17, 2009 1:20 pm ET
by bs
how many times out of
frustration have I thought
crowbar through head, that

death will be the one
thing that will shut you up or
what about me, then let's

go to war, I mean
to win, I mean to crush, I mean
freaking business here
Haiku # 43343 January 17, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by bs
it's called pretention
hunny...it's a joke that keeps a
person on and on and on

your entire life will
consist of a lie, do I have
to meet you, break

your nose in front of
your brownnosers and it
will only get to you

when I whisper in
your ear "they will be talking
about this for weeks"

when reputation matters
over real being, suck my id
feel my id, enjoy my id
Haiku # 43341 January 17, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
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