Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

intention or not
the image is suggested
and virtually done
Haiku # 43392, January 21, 2009 1:05 am ET
by roller coaster
I did not intend
to offend innocent ears
with my crude language.
Haiku # 43391, January 20, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail apologizes
I am so shocked here
this talk is obscene..oh my
what is a rim job????

Haiku # 43390, January 20, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by Hey mom!!
Rim jobs feel quite nice,
and I will give them gladly...
just never to you.
Haiku # 43389, January 20, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by snail rejects moo yet again
If I bathe first will
You please give me a rim job?
I've never had one
Haiku # 43388, January 20, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by moo
He may be ten years
younger, but to have his first
kiss would make me smile.
Haiku # 43387, January 20, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by snail
usually strong
sweet loving and hugable
soft petally pink
Haiku # 43386, January 20, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by you know its truuuuuxo
the usual balk
the usual challenge and
the usual sighs
Haiku # 43385, January 20, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
what is this, the guy
from Spaceballs playing with his
dolls from the movie?
Haiku # 43384, January 20, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by black sheep
I bet you have them
all in a big trunk somewhere
same poses and all
Haiku # 43383, January 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by I got your number
finders keepers ..ooooh
you're still a little boy thief
you didn't find shit
Haiku # 43382, January 20, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by my momma told me to pick the very best one and you are not it you dirty ol dishrag you
illustrate a must
of my rat in it's happy
glorious foul love
Haiku # 43381, January 20, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by ahh I have inspired myself
SOME SAY LOVE..IT IS
RAT STUCK IN A BOTTLE TOP
CAUSE IT WONT LET GO
Haiku # 43380, January 20, 2009 12:06 pm ET
by OF THE GARBAGE
some long for boredom
sick of the loaded soaps of
who is fucking who
Haiku # 43379, January 20, 2009 12:02 pm ET
by black sheep
voodoo shorts and whats
two and twos, circus and books
whatr songs you behind?
Haiku # 43378, January 20, 2009 11:34 am ET
by kay and amy must be lovers..I wonder how many others you get off on musing with..go take a picture and add it it your collection
but I'll look back and
swear it will all make sense as
all is said and done
Haiku # 43377, January 19, 2009 8:05 pm ET
by black sheep
demons pressure me
to live in fear of my thoughts
I can't escape me
Haiku # 43376, January 19, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by black sheep
You already know
The shortest distance between
few words in three lines
Haiku # 43375, January 19, 2009 5:42 pm ET
by roller coaster
What is a haiku?
I do not know what they are.
Someone please tell me.
Haiku # 43374, January 19, 2009 5:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't wait for more
I see dancers on surf boards
retro wear then fly... LOLxoxox

Haiku # 43373, January 19, 2009 12:40 pm ET
by Get on your boots..
everything is sweet
shameless love to keep me clean
it makes me happy.......

Haiku # 43372, January 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by Beth Marie Sheepster
The electets
More stupid than politicians
"They voted for them"????
Haiku # 43371, January 19, 2009 6:45 am ET
by Tisme
Rejoice!!! The worlds safe!!!
That idiot bush is "Gone"!!!!
What ells can you say?
Haiku # 43370, January 19, 2009 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Reading the haikus
Hi snail you sound more balenced
have you found love yet?
Haiku # 43369, January 19, 2009 6:30 am ET
by Tisme
Play Salsa too loud
The "Air" is rent with music
As i drive my car
Haiku # 43368, January 19, 2009 6:01 am ET
by tisme
Lead horse to water
we see what we want to see
Don't take advice then!

You'll find out the hard way
Haiku # 43367, January 19, 2009 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
going up and down
getting around to tonic
sonic death jam words
Haiku # 43366, January 18, 2009 6:17 pm ET
by bs
what everyone does
secretly isolated
masturbation off
Haiku # 43365, January 18, 2009 5:06 pm ET
by roller coaster
sighs...irreverenace
but who cares when trapped by cold
irrelevance...off
Haiku # 43364, January 18, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by b-s
The night air is calm,
A gentle breeze from the west.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 43363, January 18, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by Old Thymer of Humboldt
is the arrogance
of those who want things just one
more symptom of pain..?
Haiku # 43362, January 18, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by b-s
so what's with the folks
who say "inferior" and
build up Stuff on earth
Haiku # 43361, January 18, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by b-s
There's always people
You can be sure are "worse off"
Find them and help them
Haiku # 43360, January 18, 2009 7:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
See beyond the pain
Been there done that got tee-shirt
Show kindness to others
Haiku # 43359, January 18, 2009 6:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your pain's obvious
You should try to channel this
Look for positives
Haiku # 43358, January 18, 2009 6:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Such an outpouring
Sorry to cause you such pain
No one should feel that
Haiku # 43357, January 18, 2009 6:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An ideal balance
would involve both Truth and Love.
Then it all makes sense.
Haiku # 43356, January 18, 2009 6:18 am ET
by snail
The trouble with love
is that it makes you do things
without knowing why
Haiku # 43355, January 18, 2009 2:46 am ET
by roller coaster
As long as God loves,
the world may be opposed and
there can still be hope.
Haiku # 43354, January 18, 2009 12:38 am ET
by snail
sublet haiku for
rent a syllable and make
a bit of cash flow
Haiku # 43353, January 17, 2009 7:14 pm ET
by b-s
smell fresh rain of white
interesting with some blue
sexy with some red
Haiku # 43352, January 17, 2009 5:41 pm ET
by purple.
when I am alone
i don't have to put up with
the bullshit of folks

so the violence
the silence contrasts and I
can then hear myself

rather than the dead
winds and social storms of the
artifical mankind
Haiku # 43351, January 17, 2009 1:40 pm ET
by bs
I'd like to leave it
all behind for the sake of
not hearing it again...
Haiku # 43350, January 17, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by bs
of course i did it
wouldn't you if you got shit
pull the trigger?

wouldn't you if you
were the one mistreated
all your entire life
Haiku # 43349, January 17, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by bs
go ahead, call it
drivel or whatever, I hit myself
in the head, I hate

myself, I will be the
one with the noose around my
own neck, not being

taken with any love
from loveless people who won't
ever know me anyway

fuck the god damn net
fuck it all and how it just makes
people not human

even me, look at me
reduced to people who want
something to point at

what is the use, emo
do we all have to be controlled
play by the rules, or

do people just get
stuck in a stiffled mode
of expression
Haiku # 43348, January 17, 2009 1:31 pm ET
by bs
anyhow, verbal
filters removed, and this we
see what this will breed

probably a repeat of
"oh what drivel he writes,
how I continue to be a pompous worthless deep down suicidal wreckage"

i remember David Foster Wallace, wrote smart ass hip shit...died with a noose around his neck

I assume some will end this way from this place
Haiku # 43347, January 17, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
I fantasize about
putting you in your place so
I am accepted
Haiku # 43346, January 17, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by bs
the reasons capos
got respect was people's fear
of being murdered

if you said that to
them, a piano wire
decoration you'd be

it's not right, but we
reduce ourselves to animals
instincts, Leviathan...

justification for the
Divine Right of Kings, how
UnTrue
Haiku # 43345, January 17, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by bs
if you want me to
be civil, act civil and
connect with your "foe"
Haiku # 43344, January 17, 2009 1:20 pm ET
by bs
how many times out of
frustration have I thought
crowbar through head, that

death will be the one
thing that will shut you up or
what about me, then let's

go to war, I mean
to win, I mean to crush, I mean
freaking business here
Haiku # 43343, January 17, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by bs
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