Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
The answer is here
You ask me how long is life?
thirty thousand days
Haiku # 43431 January 24, 2009 12:25 am ET
by roller coaster
I just got the bug
man, and I can't stop but for
a moment, dead roses
Haiku # 43430 January 23, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by bs
cleaning in the wrath
of solitude but all is
well, even if hell
Haiku # 43429 January 23, 2009 8:25 pm ET
by bs
that's a hard call and
a decent question, I hope
something good for man
Haiku # 43428 January 23, 2009 7:48 am ET
by bs
This is your "Lone" life
How long's your allotted span?
What'll you do with it?
Haiku # 43427 January 23, 2009 5:41 am ET
by William Nippress
not much to be said
for a brutal usa
except turn the page...

shout out to BO
Haiku # 43426 January 22, 2009 8:47 pm ET
by bs
the doom generation
was the fashion till real doom
came, and went seven seals...deal
Haiku # 43425 January 22, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by bs
down on clinton beach
she remembered her internship
what does is mean?
Haiku # 43424 January 22, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by bs
Masking tape, handcuffs
Petroleum jelly and
2 adult diapers
Haiku # 43423 January 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by shopping list of moo
I had a talk with
someone today about the
people we meet here

on line, aspects, fragments and
what do we all miss
when real life lags down
Haiku # 43422 January 22, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs
well, today is just
another day, and the life
is like a box of

bit from forest gump
silly movie, but it had
a point...all can do
Haiku # 43421 January 22, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by bs
Get your robe back here
you...me...maybe some flashcards
let's swear it again
Haiku # 43420 January 22, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
I've no hate for the
NASCAR thing but it does not
interest me but...

keep in mind moonshine
ran the hills in those times and
this is it's appeal?

shout out to Ricky Craven
Haiku # 43419 January 22, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
I am surprised that
I've not heard spark plugs or
break pads or windshields
Haiku # 43418 January 22, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
on the topic of rim jobs...

when I hear that I
think I am in a garage
getting my car fixed
Haiku # 43417 January 22, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
some people are like
puzzles still putting pieces
in to see themselves
Haiku # 43416 January 22, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by bs
we are fragments in
short haikus bearing hints of
the whole persona
Haiku # 43415 January 22, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by bs
With this sun lamp I
can make midnight feel like noon
and stay up all night.
Haiku # 43414 January 22, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by snail misuses the SAD treatment
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43413 January 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Sammytha
I tell u billy
it's all that gosh darn disney
i was so poisoned
Haiku # 43412 January 22, 2009 8:25 am ET
by LOL.. real princes do not exsist
Small fragments of life
Played out here on this website
All interesting

So much is missing!
What drove them to be like this?
"That's the real story"
Haiku # 43411 January 22, 2009 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku oh haiku
there is nothing quite like you
and rhyming couplets
Haiku # 43410 January 22, 2009 4:08 am ET
by ash
I'm glad to see that
really..see the day ..or night
confess it all now
Haiku # 43409 January 21, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by strangely comforting
some days are nightmares
sounds escape from unmarred throat
into thin cold air

how can fragile skulls
of narrow circumference
contain so much rage?
Haiku # 43408 January 21, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by vince
then again, suicide
is painless, and is very
tempting when the best

thing on television
is paris hilton wearing
her best frenemy
Haiku # 43407 January 21, 2009 9:46 pm ET
by bs
people play the game
I want to burn the game so
people will not play
Haiku # 43406 January 21, 2009 9:44 pm ET
by bs
most people speak in
"innuendo" hinting at...
whatever... I'll say it

I like cheese, i like
life, I like it when I feel that
I have some control
Haiku # 43405 January 21, 2009 9:41 pm ET
by bs
usually we can see
mental illnesses, yours and
mine play themselves out

on line
Haiku # 43404 January 21, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by bs
to be honest I
tend to think it's the same person
writing dif. haikus
Haiku # 43403 January 21, 2009 9:29 pm ET
by bs
Indian incense,
watercolor brushes, and
walkman batteries
Haiku # 43402 January 21, 2009 8:53 pm ET
by shopping list of a snail
noisy projector
squinty-eyed clint eastwood stares
audience held hostage
Haiku # 43401 January 21, 2009 8:14 pm ET
by vince
like i said the bored
and the restless once hitched then
all will be quite well
Haiku # 43400 January 21, 2009 3:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is snail's anus
Opening up for my tongue
Farting in my face
Haiku # 43399 January 21, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by moo
this sort of thing just
grows old and the thought of love
is stronger than that
Haiku # 43398 January 21, 2009 2:41 pm ET
by bs
not an obsession
a respect aN ADMIRATION
his words are divine
Haiku # 43397 January 21, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by styx to build my house with
to be in love with
the untouchable above
makes dreams really suck



*sigh* LOL
Haiku # 43396 January 21, 2009 11:34 am ET
by laughin at myself
Awoke to the sound
A digger inflicting wounds
Mutilating earth
Haiku # 43395 January 21, 2009 6:13 am ET
by Tisme
The lord loves sinners
And you have sinned so deeply
That you're soul is mine
Haiku # 43394 January 21, 2009 6:03 am ET
by Lucifer
This online grooming
This online innuendo
it is perverted!

You think it is safe
But trust me we have your name
You'll hear the door knock

You're secrets safe with us! Not!!!!
Haiku # 43393 January 21, 2009 5:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intention or not
the image is suggested
and virtually done
Haiku # 43392 January 21, 2009 1:05 am ET
by roller coaster
I did not intend
to offend innocent ears
with my crude language.
Haiku # 43391 January 20, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail apologizes
I am so shocked here
this talk is obscene..oh my
what is a rim job????

Haiku # 43390 January 20, 2009 9:05 pm ET
by Hey mom!!
Rim jobs feel quite nice,
and I will give them gladly...
just never to you.
Haiku # 43389 January 20, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by snail rejects moo yet again
If I bathe first will
You please give me a rim job?
I've never had one
Haiku # 43388 January 20, 2009 3:51 pm ET
by moo
He may be ten years
younger, but to have his first
kiss would make me smile.
Haiku # 43387 January 20, 2009 3:28 pm ET
by snail
usually strong
sweet loving and hugable
soft petally pink
Haiku # 43386 January 20, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by you know its truuuuuxo
the usual balk
the usual challenge and
the usual sighs
Haiku # 43385 January 20, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
what is this, the guy
from Spaceballs playing with his
dolls from the movie?
Haiku # 43384 January 20, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by black sheep
I bet you have them
all in a big trunk somewhere
same poses and all
Haiku # 43383 January 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by I got your number
finders keepers ..ooooh
you're still a little boy thief
you didn't find shit
Haiku # 43382 January 20, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by my momma told me to pick the very best one and you are not it you dirty ol dishrag you