Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

critics are assholes
who are angered by a sense
of pathetic, aesthetic

in the end though, you
take the joy out of creation
so go sit on it

i care what you think
however, i should not for
think win win, do you

understand win win???
Haiku # 43452, January 25, 2009 12:57 am ET
by bs
Memo to William
Regarding average lifespan
Why not reach eighty?
Haiku # 43451, January 25, 2009 12:55 am ET
by roller coaster
if you were to take
your own life Lush, would i care
or would i not care

i would want you to
now because you insult me
but if I really

knew you, then I would
not, it is a truth those who
know not a person

they tend to be cold
view the world with such ruthless hate
and well, good bye, snap
Haiku # 43450, January 25, 2009 12:55 am ET
by bs
pen in one hand, deep
balls in other, seek sheep
holy moses, weep
Haiku # 43449, January 25, 2009 12:54 am ET
by Lush
the tug of war of
human ego, one feels fit
one way, and then one

he feels another
they go to war, over words and
raise swords over ideas
Haiku # 43448, January 25, 2009 12:53 am ET
by bs
a pit doth define
morbid, bat shit... divine
a finger jointed
Haiku # 43447, January 25, 2009 12:53 am ET
by Lush
do you really think
that by putting people down
it improves their writing

or are you trying
to intimidate me so i stop
and go away

and leave it to worthless
snobs like yourself
Haiku # 43446, January 25, 2009 12:52 am ET
by bs
within viscera
without epidermal, duh
real time, some haiku
Haiku # 43445, January 25, 2009 12:50 am ET
by Lush
Show of cyber hands.
Who find bs redundant,
self aggrandizing?
Haiku # 43444, January 25, 2009 12:47 am ET
by Lush
line up, take a seat
hold your number, everyone
has their time on stage
Haiku # 43443, January 25, 2009 12:45 am ET
by bs
how to get rid of
critics, chapter one, ignore
chapter 2...shotgun

chapter 3...careers
in fast food after "Time" and
chapter 4...VH1

reality tv shows
Haiku # 43442, January 25, 2009 12:42 am ET
by bs
a bovine feces
cast alone, with a keyboard
thumb in ass, we're bored
Haiku # 43441, January 25, 2009 12:39 am ET
by lush
flaccid voice persists
finding fault throating piss
b then s, taste ass
Haiku # 43440, January 25, 2009 12:35 am ET
by Lush
perhaps d. wallace
chose a course you might decry
'tis yet a poet
Haiku # 43439, January 25, 2009 12:26 am ET
by lush
bs and douche smack
how darest invoke david
piggy back ass hole
Haiku # 43438, January 25, 2009 12:22 am ET
by lush of up your ass
Please don't think me crude.
My heart outlet aches for a
love plug to fill it.
Haiku # 43437, January 24, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by snail
4:15?
Haiku # 43436, January 24, 2009 6:26 pm ET
by bs
Someone asked John Cage
Whatever you think of death?
He said, "I can't wait"
Haiku # 43435, January 24, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by roller coaster
A daily mantra
This is a good day to die
Says you value life
Haiku # 43434, January 24, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by roller coaster
the last words of the
samurai often took these
haiku poems for...

life was short, and they
could die any day, and this is
how i feel right now
Haiku # 43433, January 24, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
Thirty thousand days
That would be about eighty
Don't think I'll make that

Life is really short
But it's not so much the time
What you do with it!
Haiku # 43432, January 24, 2009 8:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The answer is here
You ask me how long is life?
thirty thousand days
Haiku # 43431, January 24, 2009 12:25 am ET
by roller coaster
I just got the bug
man, and I can't stop but for
a moment, dead roses
Haiku # 43430, January 23, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by bs
cleaning in the wrath
of solitude but all is
well, even if hell
Haiku # 43429, January 23, 2009 8:25 pm ET
by bs
that's a hard call and
a decent question, I hope
something good for man
Haiku # 43428, January 23, 2009 7:48 am ET
by bs
This is your "Lone" life
How long's your allotted span?
What'll you do with it?
Haiku # 43427, January 23, 2009 5:41 am ET
by William Nippress
not much to be said
for a brutal usa
except turn the page...

shout out to BO
Haiku # 43426, January 22, 2009 8:47 pm ET
by bs
the doom generation
was the fashion till real doom
came, and went seven seals...deal
Haiku # 43425, January 22, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by bs
down on clinton beach
she remembered her internship
what does is mean?
Haiku # 43424, January 22, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by bs
Masking tape, handcuffs
Petroleum jelly and
2 adult diapers
Haiku # 43423, January 22, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by shopping list of moo
I had a talk with
someone today about the
people we meet here

on line, aspects, fragments and
what do we all miss
when real life lags down
Haiku # 43422, January 22, 2009 2:36 pm ET
by bs
well, today is just
another day, and the life
is like a box of

bit from forest gump
silly movie, but it had
a point...all can do
Haiku # 43421, January 22, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by bs
Get your robe back here
you...me...maybe some flashcards
let's swear it again
Haiku # 43420, January 22, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown ca
I've no hate for the
NASCAR thing but it does not
interest me but...

keep in mind moonshine
ran the hills in those times and
this is it's appeal?

shout out to Ricky Craven
Haiku # 43419, January 22, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by bs
I am surprised that
I've not heard spark plugs or
break pads or windshields
Haiku # 43418, January 22, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by bs
on the topic of rim jobs...

when I hear that I
think I am in a garage
getting my car fixed
Haiku # 43417, January 22, 2009 1:24 pm ET
by bs
some people are like
puzzles still putting pieces
in to see themselves
Haiku # 43416, January 22, 2009 1:23 pm ET
by bs
we are fragments in
short haikus bearing hints of
the whole persona
Haiku # 43415, January 22, 2009 1:22 pm ET
by bs
With this sun lamp I
can make midnight feel like noon
and stay up all night.
Haiku # 43414, January 22, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by snail misuses the SAD treatment
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43413, January 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Sammytha
I tell u billy
it's all that gosh darn disney
i was so poisoned
Haiku # 43412, January 22, 2009 8:25 am ET
by LOL.. real princes do not exsist
Small fragments of life
Played out here on this website
All interesting

So much is missing!
What drove them to be like this?
"That's the real story"
Haiku # 43411, January 22, 2009 7:48 am ET
by William Nippress
haiku oh haiku
there is nothing quite like you
and rhyming couplets
Haiku # 43410, January 22, 2009 4:08 am ET
by ash
I'm glad to see that
really..see the day ..or night
confess it all now
Haiku # 43409, January 21, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by strangely comforting
some days are nightmares
sounds escape from unmarred throat
into thin cold air

how can fragile skulls
of narrow circumference
contain so much rage?
Haiku # 43408, January 21, 2009 10:16 pm ET
by vince
then again, suicide
is painless, and is very
tempting when the best

thing on television
is paris hilton wearing
her best frenemy
Haiku # 43407, January 21, 2009 9:46 pm ET
by bs
people play the game
I want to burn the game so
people will not play
Haiku # 43406, January 21, 2009 9:44 pm ET
by bs
most people speak in
"innuendo" hinting at...
whatever... I'll say it

I like cheese, i like
life, I like it when I feel that
I have some control
Haiku # 43405, January 21, 2009 9:41 pm ET
by bs
usually we can see
mental illnesses, yours and
mine play themselves out

on line
Haiku # 43404, January 21, 2009 9:39 pm ET
by bs
to be honest I
tend to think it's the same person
writing dif. haikus
Haiku # 43403, January 21, 2009 9:29 pm ET
by bs
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