Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

beauty in few words
images drawn from pixels
sight out of nothing
Haiku # 41980, October 14, 2008 4:18 pm ET
by vince of likewise, snail (wonder snail?)
What kind of super
heroine would I be if
I could change my name?
Haiku # 41979, October 14, 2008 2:26 pm ET
by snail
migrane chick sounds
like a superheroine
name, maybe brainstormed?
Haiku # 41978, October 14, 2008 12:04 pm ET
by bs
Zombies don't despair
They only wander around
bugs nesting in hair
Haiku # 41977, October 13, 2008 2:36 pm ET
by Migraine Chick of michigan
Vince, I like your style.
Sometimes you write things that give
me happy goosebumps.
Haiku # 41976, October 13, 2008 1:19 pm ET
by snail
humming made up songs
infant nestled in her arms
wanting nothing else
Haiku # 41975, October 13, 2008 9:54 am ET
by vince of happy birthday ma
I am glad that I had
a chance to live and see God's
lovely creation.
Haiku # 41974, October 13, 2008 5:51 am ET
by snail
the mind wants to die
while the body sputters on
who made this machine?
Haiku # 41973, October 13, 2008 2:06 am ET
by sf
We walked along cliffs
overlooking the ocean
with birds beneath us.
Haiku # 41972, October 12, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by snail
Romance exists in
comedies and in our heads.
Rarely is it real.
Haiku # 41971, October 12, 2008 7:50 pm ET
by snail the dreamer
scratches head, but like me
we all come back to that
which is familiar
Haiku # 41970, October 12, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by bs
to sound hallmark card-
ish and using lots of words
that end in -tion...shun
Haiku # 41969, October 12, 2008 2:26 pm ET
by bs
to be all consumed
by love and the downfall of
subconcious dreamers
Haiku # 41968, October 12, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by bs
when people get used
to something, it doesn't hit
hard so much, ne-more
Haiku # 41967, October 12, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by bs
I woke up to thoughts
of his body pressing so
gently against mine.
Haiku # 41966, October 12, 2008 11:35 am ET
by snail
my cousin tells lies
you look the same now as then
twenty years past
Haiku # 41965, October 12, 2008 9:08 am ET
by mellie
some things never change
and that can be a good thing
or it can be bad
Haiku # 41964, October 12, 2008 7:31 am ET
by ash
digits flit, encrypt
easily deciphered shit
surface inhibits
Haiku # 41963, October 12, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Lush
donut glaze encased
i flee sucrose yet submit
and lie, comatose
Haiku # 41962, October 12, 2008 3:46 am ET
by Lush
my robe slips aside
exposing to fall, mine hide
nude upon the tile
Haiku # 41961, October 12, 2008 3:44 am ET
by Lush
bloody cursor looms
blood alcohol content croons
sing the flash acid
Haiku # 41960, October 12, 2008 3:42 am ET
by Lush
I would throw myself
at you if I knew for sure
that you would catch me.
Haiku # 41959, October 12, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail
He hugged me and I
felt my heart bursting with the
unbearable joy.
Haiku # 41958, October 11, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Eccentricity
allows artists more freedom.
I will dress strangely.
Haiku # 41956, October 11, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by snail
Returning once more
To advance myself further
Get it right this time
Haiku # 41955, October 11, 2008 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Again
I know it's the end.
Dying doesn't scare me, but
dying alone does.
Haiku # 41954, October 11, 2008 4:17 am ET
by snail acknowledges the warning
Warm night at Knotts Haunt
Two beautiful scared women
hold tightly to me
Haiku # 41953, October 10, 2008 9:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
you're like an infant
strapped in a car seat, cooing
just before the crash
Haiku # 41952, October 10, 2008 8:50 pm ET
by sf
manner oblivious
no content, no context all there
pretext determined
Haiku # 41951, October 10, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
Brief eye contact on
the third pseudo-date is not
quite enough for me.
Haiku # 41950, October 10, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by snail longs for his touch.
Tomorrow we plan
to interact without speech,
forcing us to look.
Haiku # 41949, October 10, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by snail is nervous
the old man's head turned
his car smashed into a pole
as he looked at boobs
Haiku # 41948, October 10, 2008 12:53 pm ET
by Boob: fool ..Oh irony is fun to play with maybe the old manwas an English prof too!! LOL
quiet remorse loom
over bowls of cereal
add some more raisins
Haiku # 41947, October 10, 2008 9:51 am ET
by vince
You're grammars so bad
that you're error's shore distract.
There like juvenile!

(This is not for a
specific person. It's a
general complaint,

designed to be an
ironic expression of
something trivial.)
Haiku # 41946, October 10, 2008 1:42 am ET
by My imitation of your grammatical ignorance is not a form of flattery.
since yesterdays gone
there once was a sea right there
time changes so much
Haiku # 41945, October 10, 2008 1:17 am ET
by check-s in the mail
William Nippress
Darth Gaydar

Ash
Storm Pooper

Gay Star Wars themed
wedding!!!!
Haiku # 41944, October 9, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by The Unknown
couch potato trials
apathy and regret for responsible plop
Haiku # 41943, October 9, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by bs
No you don't know me
But i've used loads of odd
names
I've been here for years
Haiku # 41942, October 9, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by Tisme
Kant got something right
with the "categorical
imperative," yes.
Haiku # 41941, October 9, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by snail would universalize her current choices
according to this
its been a really long time
Tisme do I know???
Haiku # 41940, October 9, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by some internet chick
Ron Paul may not have
a chance, but I won't vote for
"the lesser evil."
Haiku # 41939, October 9, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by snail of authenticity
boston emit smells
like thrash left out in the rain
which indeed it is
Haiku # 41938, October 9, 2008 9:54 am ET
by vince
vote mcsame as bush
nobama joe six-pack *wink*
i approve this mess
Haiku # 41937, October 9, 2008 9:31 am ET
by vince
Oh its not boredom
Will I find the right woman?
Woman of my dreams?

I've looked all my life
I've met her several times
But she is married

She is just too young
Or she is too old for me
Lives too far away
Haiku # 41936, October 9, 2008 6:06 am ET
by Tisme
Our lives move forward
A little step at a time
Inch by so slow inch
Haiku # 41935, October 9, 2008 5:44 am ET
by Tisme
you don't have to write
anything if you get bored.
I enjoy it, though.
Haiku # 41934, October 9, 2008 5:44 am ET
by snail
It takes focus to
type out fantasies that are
better than real life.
Haiku # 41933, October 9, 2008 5:41 am ET
by snail
Sums it up for me
Autumns light. Misty mornings
Muted red brown leaves
Haiku # 41932, October 9, 2008 5:35 am ET
by Tisme
Erotic Writing
requires real concentration
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 41931, October 9, 2008 5:27 am ET
by Its not wham bang thank you mam
Well Internet chick
Is it really all that time?
I thought, was last year?
Haiku # 41930, October 9, 2008 5:23 am ET
by Tisme
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