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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 71 Days and 78041 Haiku later...
Merengue, easy!
can learn in two minutes tops
Steps left, right, left, right

It is a dance from
Dominican republic
For US tourists

I am not kidding!
Its fun but not connected
Most unromantic

It's easy to learn
we teach it to begginers
Before the real thing
Haiku # 42030 October 17, 2008 8:24 am ET
by Tisme
I mean that in the
most romantic way that it
can be understood.
Haiku # 42029 October 17, 2008 7:53 am ET
by snail is embarrassed again
I just looked it up.
Sweet! It looks like dry-humping
only vertical.
Haiku # 42028 October 17, 2008 7:35 am ET
by snail is enthusiastic
Skull might be worth more
if covered in rare diamonds
and sold off as art
Haiku # 42027 October 17, 2008 7:21 am ET
by Migraine Chick of michigan
How is Merengue?
I think he has decided
we should try that style.
Haiku # 42026 October 17, 2008 4:57 am ET
by snail
Tango is the best
"Argentinean Tango"
Not! "Ballroom" tango
Haiku # 42025 October 17, 2008 4:38 am ET
by Tisme
Today is Thursday
Dress rehearsal for Friday
Weekend starts at 5
Haiku # 42024 October 17, 2008 1:34 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
What kind of dancing
do you recommend for its
sensuality?
Haiku # 42023 October 17, 2008 12:50 am ET
by snail
that made me laugh so
most likely because you know
I think it is true
Haiku # 42022 October 17, 2008 12:39 am ET
by to laugh at oneself is...really just insane
Senior wine and cheese
They watch baseball loudly
And talk about sex
Haiku # 42021 October 16, 2008 8:43 pm ET
by lo
Hammurabis code
deciphered from the barstool
barrister says what
Haiku # 42020 October 16, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
no one will mourn you
and at your funeral it
will probably rain
Haiku # 42019 October 16, 2008 7:50 pm ET
by sf
Yes it is like that
But ballroom is too "uptight"
You wo'nt find it there
Haiku # 42018 October 16, 2008 6:56 pm ET
by Tisme
If that's how it feels
to dance, then I can hardly
wait until I learn.
Haiku # 42017 October 16, 2008 5:31 pm ET
by to Tisme from snail
the sun disappears
leaden clouds pour their hearts out
on boston s shoulders
Haiku # 42016 October 16, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by vince of (damn apostrophes)
the sun disappears
leaden clouds pour their hearts out
on boston
Haiku # 42015 October 16, 2008 4:04 pm ET
by vince of bs made dizzy just now
no, I don't have to
you are smart enough, i know
add that up; that is
Haiku # 42014 October 16, 2008 2:56 pm ET
by piece you fool!! oh but I like peace better..just sayin..hahahaha
the big picture twist
silver linings come with black
rip, erase and dry
Haiku # 42013 October 16, 2008 2:54 pm ET
by and this pice I call: goodwill
I agree about
the false extremes both leading
away from the truth.

God is love, not the
oppressive judgment that so
many people seek.

Confused zealots just
scream louder, giving the meek
an unfair label.

In rebellion, some
move to new darkness, thinking
"if this is light, then..."
Haiku # 42012 October 16, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by snail of empathy
britanny spears was
going through rough waters and the
news was all over her

this stupid thing, that
all her mistakes, her madness
reporting her every move

where is she now...once
the cawing and crowing of
the vultures is over

aren't people who find
virtue quite a bit boring
who whipe their lives up

and who don't end them
to end the endless talk
which is frustrating

and turns a man evil
and loaded and isolated
and cold and wanting to

just taste blood to
shut up a few because
they're too afraid to speak

once they run down his
lips, full and flavourfull
and devoured themselves

evil isn't it, but it
is a vampire like existence
to point out the bad

and so forth, I know
it well
Haiku # 42011 October 16, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by bs
crowley was in a rut
telling me i am in one
makes me more Satanic

I don't want to be
Satanic, ever, so if that
means leaving here

then, here i leave it
the old dust on the shoes
routine, whipe whipe
Haiku # 42010 October 16, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by bs
maybe I should just
mind my own business and say
forget this and leave

the writing to the egomaniacs
of the world and take up
stock broking

but all the egomaniacs
are on wall street
Haiku # 42009 October 16, 2008 1:58 pm ET
by bs
anger reaction provoke
other reactions, and the usual
silence follows

when will I leave this
damned website and it's secular humanists
to their own pretentions

oil and water
go play on The Real World
and buck for the camera

you bloody people
Haiku # 42008 October 16, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
playing ping pong with
God and Satan, you acting as paddles
this ain't table tennis

this is my life, not
yours, lash out, get lashed out back at
game 13-666 love

twists and bends...don't make
me re-write naked lunch
maybe this is a cry from hell

a cry for help god damn it
Haiku # 42007 October 16, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
to see the couple
in love? wasn't that what crowley
tried to find in his

Red Whore of Babylon
only finding heroin and
anti-Buddha in the end?
Haiku # 42006 October 16, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
if I told you about
your own lives would you not
proclaim bullshit, and

lash out with your own
answers? what the hell do you know?
I don't know you

your lives, good or bad
are you whores, addicts?
where's the bleeding redemption?

are people so spiritually
unaware redemption is too advanced an idea?
Haiku # 42005 October 16, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
wait till I put billy
graham and charles manson in the
same haiku, just did
Haiku # 42004 October 16, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
crowley was tragic
faith replaced by magick and
I've seen what it does

reducing life to a
black hole, a dead center
denying the Lord

for the Self, we aren't
one in that case, but this
is the life of Hell
Haiku # 42003 October 16, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
when fashion replaced
faith, certain symbols were cool
and life got shallower
Haiku # 42002 October 16, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by bs
it becomes a prison
not a rock against the rains
but alcatraz
Haiku # 42001 October 16, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
they rebel to get
out of parent's strict faith which
is not faith, but works
Haiku # 42000 October 16, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by bs
look, I know crowley
died fat and addicted for
he's a warning, he

was a son in strict
rebellion against dad's faith
thanks a lot for not

understanding again
I appreciate the usual
I get it here a lot...
Haiku # 41999 October 16, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
One more dance, i'm lost
My heart is hers. I'm in love
All consuming love
Haiku # 41998 October 16, 2008 12:54 pm ET
by Tisme
We're in unison
Like making love without the sex
We move as if one
Haiku # 41997 October 16, 2008 12:43 pm ET
by Tisme
I lead she follows
We move to tango music
Lost in the dancing
Haiku # 41996 October 16, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by Tisme
Her face close to mine
Her warm cheek on mine
Her arms around me
Haiku # 41995 October 16, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by Tisme
She moves towards me
I take her into my arms
She fits like a glove
Haiku # 41994 October 16, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by Tisme
The curve of her back
Smooth soft warm smell of woman
An invite for love
Haiku # 41993 October 16, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by Tisme
it learned a new trick
bringing in leash and collars
make humans walk out
Haiku # 41992 October 16, 2008 10:18 am ET
by vince
I absorb the way
life looks through your artist's eyes
when I am near you.
Haiku # 41991 October 16, 2008 1:21 am ET
by snail
Eyes as wide as moons
reflect the light they take in
until they can glow.
Haiku # 41990 October 16, 2008 1:18 am ET
by snail
My senses explode
whenever he is around.
Such intensity!
Haiku # 41989 October 15, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by snail
wishing you would hurt
just a little in return
is how i waste time
Haiku # 41988 October 15, 2008 11:05 am ET
by vince
Here you are bs
The museum of witchcraft
Go enjoy yourself
Haiku # 41987 October 15, 2008 5:15 am ET
by http://gothisplace.com/View/3o3j_cdKTkG_hMBcxL3uSAS3Gj
You must visit to
Boscastle Cornwall
Info on Crowley

Recordings of him
There's most of his
working tools
He died a madman
Haiku # 41986 October 15, 2008 5:00 am ET
by I knew BS was into bad stuff
It means that I am
withdrawn and easily crushed,
but adaptable.
Haiku # 41985 October 14, 2008 11:41 pm ET
by snail explains her name.
well if snail means you
know, taking your time, well that
patience thing, works welll
Haiku # 41984 October 14, 2008 10:08 pm ET
by bs
some say the self is
the will...crowley was the beast
666, but eh....
Haiku # 41983 October 14, 2008 10:07 pm ET
by bs
Do you go by "Lush"
because of the music group?
Do you like their songs?
Haiku # 41982 October 14, 2008 7:41 pm ET
by snail of click my link if you like Lush.
smiles in framed photos
preserve moments; most of which
never existed
Haiku # 41981 October 14, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by vince