Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 358 Days and 77344 Haiku later...

excuse me sir, butt
a fray it would seem to me
.. not precise at all
Haiku # 41620, September 15, 2008 12:20 am ET
by fusty bitch
it wont choke you now
every movement is precise
from fray to unlay
Haiku # 41619, September 15, 2008 12:17 am ET
by nomonoose
"Thank you for the salt.
It feels warm in my fresh wounds,"
said the dying snail.
Haiku # 41618, September 14, 2008 10:42 pm ET
by snail
Escaping him was
worth the pain of loneliness.
Either way I'm doomed.
Haiku # 41617, September 14, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by snail
you seem not worthy
a festering loser-lord
pathetic vile wretch
Haiku # 41616, September 14, 2008 9:34 pm ET
by Wound Salter of Richfield
I haven't conversed
or had human connection
in weeks, perhaps months.
Haiku # 41615, September 14, 2008 6:48 pm ET
by snail
I've forgotten what
it feels like to be touched. Now
I'm losing my words.
Haiku # 41614, September 14, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail
I think on rainy
days, normal rain brings out
mass drinking of coffee
Haiku # 41613, September 14, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well here comes the moon
and here comes the night sky and
here comes them there stars
Haiku # 41612, September 14, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by bs
anticipation
oh ya, anticipation
waiting for the sun
Haiku # 41611, September 14, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by Darksky
second day of rain
sleeping until late morning
well, the grass is green
Haiku # 41610, September 14, 2008 10:43 am ET
by Darksky
it's just like magic
even when it appears real
love is illusion
Haiku # 41609, September 14, 2008 8:45 am ET
by ash
I just need to find
new musicians to ease the
loss of my old band.
Haiku # 41608, September 14, 2008 6:04 am ET
by snail
...easier said than
done for introverted sorts
who don't like dancing.
Haiku # 41607, September 14, 2008 6:01 am ET
by snail
Can't find love on a PC!!!
Nor in a church, goget out there
Go take up dancing

If you do what you've
allways done you get what
you allways got. right!!!
Haiku # 41606, September 14, 2008 5:35 am ET
by Get up and do something
the country song sings
tragedy and tears, and yet
keeps it to us all...
Haiku # 41605, September 13, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by bs
this stuff is good, can
one believe even me falls
in love quite soon, yet?
Haiku # 41604, September 13, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is confusing
We are all vunerable
Its highs and lows hurt

Haiku # 41603, September 13, 2008 9:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of To love is to be vunerable
Music unites us
Moved by the love of music
Soul connects to soul
Haiku # 41602, September 13, 2008 9:30 am ET
by Dancing Fool
they're gonna love you
the band is just fantastic
we can hardly count
Haiku # 41601, September 13, 2008 8:12 am ET
by ash of have a cigar
What you loved wasn't
"me" anymore. What I loved
wasn't ever real.
Haiku # 41600, September 13, 2008 4:15 am ET
by snail
lovers touch withheld
opportunity's harsh cost
tethered dog's mind runs
Haiku # 41599, September 12, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
as life moves on the
best is what lies ahead some
say, time machine, mind
Haiku # 41598, September 12, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
I'd do anything
to have a rewind button
installed in my life.
Haiku # 41597, September 11, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by snail
I deserve to die:
an eye for an eye. Grace is
better than justice.
Haiku # 41596, September 11, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by snail
I wish that you had
stolen me from him when you
said you wanted to.
Haiku # 41595, September 11, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by snail
I feel like that I
want to be a part of a
large quilt of ideas
Haiku # 41594, September 11, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by somebody of and not just my own
if you want to clean
up "clutter" submit your own
no two see alike...
Haiku # 41593, September 11, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by somebody
tragedy is a
wake up call but then the dreams
we had assert anew
Haiku # 41592, September 11, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that fung eh
or such things are a poor idol
for the real thing
Haiku # 41591, September 11, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by somebody
now what I want is
really simple, to speak here
and so do you, que?
Haiku # 41590, September 11, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by somebody
chi is a hucksters
dream, even clutter is a
part of this karma
Haiku # 41589, September 11, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by somebody
must purge the clutter
empty surfaces just dream
as mess fucks with chi
Haiku # 41588, September 11, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Thank God. Finally!
He's leaving. How gret is that!
No more endless crap
Haiku # 41587, September 10, 2008 3:11 am ET
by Lets hope he means it this time
in the devisive
most would rather leave and be
at peace with themselves
Haiku # 41586, September 9, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs of including myself
unrelenting waves
pummel till flailing turtle
floating I watch her
Haiku # 41585, September 8, 2008 12:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well throwing paint at
a canvas was new back in
the day, but now splat...
Haiku # 41584, September 8, 2008 11:11 am ET
by bs
to be an artist
you got to be like me, just
write whatever comes
Haiku # 41583, September 7, 2008 4:12 pm ET
by bs
peace of mind is hard
to come by socially so
why bother with humans?
Haiku # 41582, September 7, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
artists as a lot
often are as most trying to
prove themselves to others
Haiku # 41581, September 7, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
hello stranger, I
don't want to know you, or see
you, or deal with you
Haiku # 41580, September 7, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by bs
he threw the sign down
as an easy target throws
back the sign once back
Haiku # 41579, September 7, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
also, sometimes there grace
but grace is sometimes abused
for the sake of sake
Haiku # 41578, September 7, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
we all suck at life
at times, so retreat into
impersonation
Haiku # 41577, September 7, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
we can't live without
kurt, for he saw it as it
was, dresden and all...
Haiku # 41576, September 7, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Altered states of mind
Infinite number of planes
Edges start to blur
Haiku # 41574, September 6, 2008 10:29 pm ET
by Ian Castellucci of Maine
An ode to him
His name was Kurt Vonnegut
Can we live without?
Haiku # 41573, September 6, 2008 10:18 pm ET
by BellaLune of Renton, WA
i suck at life and
that is why i'm here to write
my stupid haikus
Haiku # 41572, September 6, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
perhaps with a bit
of silence, perhaps all is
noise, transformed, divine
Haiku # 41571, September 6, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
do you understand
that "they" told paul to shut up
and he kept preaching?
Haiku # 41570, September 6, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by bs of whatever the consequences
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