Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
artists as a lot
often are as most trying to
prove themselves to others
Haiku # 41581 September 7, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
hello stranger, I
don't want to know you, or see
you, or deal with you
Haiku # 41580 September 7, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by bs
he threw the sign down
as an easy target throws
back the sign once back
Haiku # 41579 September 7, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
also, sometimes there grace
but grace is sometimes abused
for the sake of sake
Haiku # 41578 September 7, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
we all suck at life
at times, so retreat into
impersonation
Haiku # 41577 September 7, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
we can't live without
kurt, for he saw it as it
was, dresden and all...
Haiku # 41576 September 7, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Altered states of mind
Infinite number of planes
Edges start to blur
Haiku # 41574 September 6, 2008 10:29 pm ET
by Ian Castellucci of Maine
An ode to him
His name was Kurt Vonnegut
Can we live without?
Haiku # 41573 September 6, 2008 10:18 pm ET
by BellaLune of Renton, WA
i suck at life and
that is why i'm here to write
my stupid haikus
Haiku # 41572 September 6, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
perhaps with a bit
of silence, perhaps all is
noise, transformed, divine
Haiku # 41571 September 6, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
do you understand
that "they" told paul to shut up
and he kept preaching?
Haiku # 41570 September 6, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by bs of whatever the consequences
some minds are very
hyperactive, it shows through
their speech and manners
Haiku # 41569 September 6, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by bs of or lack thereof
so sustain yourselves?
in protest or vanity?
or something more worthy?
Haiku # 41568 September 6, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
some made art by the
gluing of fur to a tea
cup, what was that then?
Haiku # 41567 September 6, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
some discover their
voice when they discover their
audience, and speak
Haiku # 41566 September 6, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by bs
have you noticed my
anger? of course, patent flaw
we all have them, then

does it take courage
or unwavering stupidity
to keep fighting on
Haiku # 41565 September 6, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs
perhaps you all need
to learn a new language and
need to hear with new ears
Haiku # 41564 September 6, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
is this not an age
of video news, right there
at your door, madness?
Haiku # 41563 September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
what is worth the
audience, impatient and
down right f-ing spoiled
Haiku # 41562 September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
I've often noted
that people have a hard time
seeing their own flaws
Haiku # 41561 September 6, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Please stop your haikus
Self-indulgent gibberish
Pastiche of knowledge

Haiku # 41560 September 5, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress of It takes too long to skip to something worth reading
there is no demand
for schizophrenic magpies
seek help and move on
Haiku # 41559 September 5, 2008 2:35 am ET
by sf
that does it, then eh
pizzas for everyone, just
you wait, (u'll know it's me)
Haiku # 41558 September 4, 2008 12:37 pm ET
by bs
for william...

look in the mirror
there's your enemy now look
outside the window

there's your subject matter
Haiku # 41557 September 4, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
william nippress
sounds as a wine making place
is your shiraz good?

or shall you press me
and make my blood flow
with thine feet taste thy dirt
Haiku # 41556 September 4, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by bs
this is overkill
it's said to say sour grapes
by some and move on

audiences you know
come and go as do poets
shovels dig and bury

maybe I am heaping
dirt on some corpses
who's time has come
Haiku # 41555 September 4, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
sometimes it's trash
sometimes innovation
sometimes observation
Haiku # 41554 September 4, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't remember
the lines I desired to
set in the middle
Haiku # 41553 September 4, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
sometimes the fighting
spurs brainstorms but Katrina
drowned new orleans...
Haiku # 41552 September 4, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
in a hall of those
said mirrors images distort
I can't tell syllable...

shapes formless and
lovecraftian, madness
ah yeah right...

caveman on a car insurance
commercial
Haiku # 41551 September 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I guess lush means the
guy who sits at the bar and
asks for free drinks, huh?
Haiku # 41550 September 4, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
folks fight because they
like heroin and the booze
are addictions, fold...
Haiku # 41549 September 4, 2008 12:20 pm ET
by bs
so I am and you
are enemies of self, once
that war is won then...
Haiku # 41548 September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
speaking, the foes of
someone else are idiots
who's worst foe is self

sit in a room and
have no one about, no folks
just you and a book

we need audience
hecklers, fans, and writers
are a bad audience
Haiku # 41547 September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
sodomy is a
way of also tearing ass...
but not my sticking...
Haiku # 41546 September 4, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
the black soul is just
weak, republican conv. batch
smashing lib'rals...
Haiku # 41545 September 4, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by bs
when you die and have
nothing more to say who cares
they bury you down

all is left is scribbles
Haiku # 41544 September 4, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I can't write Haikus
I'm like an empty vessel
Need a Nemesis
Haiku # 41543 September 4, 2008 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress of Insult me or make me laugh
mine horrid posture
serves purpose none, erasure
blackened soul escape
Haiku # 41542 September 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Lush
'pon keyboard collapsed
smashed, a tortured synapse, eh...
bottled idiocy
Haiku # 41541 September 4, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
submersed bathosphere
beneath the worst, tongue most shear
testicular schmear
Haiku # 41540 September 4, 2008 3:19 am ET
by Lush
follicles failing
developing monk's tonsure
emboldened whilst bald
Haiku # 41539 September 4, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Lush
novel asshole torn
thrice from several directions
no one digs bs.
Haiku # 41538 September 4, 2008 3:13 am ET
by Lush
I am wounded but
I know this is no excuse
but to get back up
Haiku # 41537 September 3, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
how many times has
the world ended in the past
only to keep going
Haiku # 41536 September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
some Bible code stuff
more late great planet earth stuff
end of the world stuff...
Haiku # 41535 September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
wiser voices at
times prevail but Saul is still
doomed to consult death
Haiku # 41534 September 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
no flagellation
don't try to please everyone
just laugh at yourself
Haiku # 41533 September 3, 2008 9:52 am ET
by ash
Oh my mighty flask
O'er the waves of grain
please ease my pain
Haiku # 41532 September 3, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the eyes turn glassy
my ears hear nothing but wind
it's death by lecture
Haiku # 41531 September 3, 2008 4:19 am ET
by sf