Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

do you understand
that "they" told paul to shut up
and he kept preaching?
Haiku # 41570, September 6, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by bs of whatever the consequences
some minds are very
hyperactive, it shows through
their speech and manners
Haiku # 41569, September 6, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by bs of or lack thereof
so sustain yourselves?
in protest or vanity?
or something more worthy?
Haiku # 41568, September 6, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
some made art by the
gluing of fur to a tea
cup, what was that then?
Haiku # 41567, September 6, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
some discover their
voice when they discover their
audience, and speak
Haiku # 41566, September 6, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by bs
have you noticed my
anger? of course, patent flaw
we all have them, then

does it take courage
or unwavering stupidity
to keep fighting on
Haiku # 41565, September 6, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs
perhaps you all need
to learn a new language and
need to hear with new ears
Haiku # 41564, September 6, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
is this not an age
of video news, right there
at your door, madness?
Haiku # 41563, September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
what is worth the
audience, impatient and
down right f-ing spoiled
Haiku # 41562, September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
I've often noted
that people have a hard time
seeing their own flaws
Haiku # 41561, September 6, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Please stop your haikus
Self-indulgent gibberish
Pastiche of knowledge

Haiku # 41560, September 5, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress of It takes too long to skip to something worth reading
there is no demand
for schizophrenic magpies
seek help and move on
Haiku # 41559, September 5, 2008 2:35 am ET
by sf
that does it, then eh
pizzas for everyone, just
you wait, (u'll know it's me)
Haiku # 41558, September 4, 2008 12:37 pm ET
by bs
for william...

look in the mirror
there's your enemy now look
outside the window

there's your subject matter
Haiku # 41557, September 4, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
william nippress
sounds as a wine making place
is your shiraz good?

or shall you press me
and make my blood flow
with thine feet taste thy dirt
Haiku # 41556, September 4, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by bs
this is overkill
it's said to say sour grapes
by some and move on

audiences you know
come and go as do poets
shovels dig and bury

maybe I am heaping
dirt on some corpses
who's time has come
Haiku # 41555, September 4, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
sometimes it's trash
sometimes innovation
sometimes observation
Haiku # 41554, September 4, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't remember
the lines I desired to
set in the middle
Haiku # 41553, September 4, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
sometimes the fighting
spurs brainstorms but Katrina
drowned new orleans...
Haiku # 41552, September 4, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
in a hall of those
said mirrors images distort
I can't tell syllable...

shapes formless and
lovecraftian, madness
ah yeah right...

caveman on a car insurance
commercial
Haiku # 41551, September 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I guess lush means the
guy who sits at the bar and
asks for free drinks, huh?
Haiku # 41550, September 4, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
folks fight because they
like heroin and the booze
are addictions, fold...
Haiku # 41549, September 4, 2008 12:20 pm ET
by bs
so I am and you
are enemies of self, once
that war is won then...
Haiku # 41548, September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
speaking, the foes of
someone else are idiots
who's worst foe is self

sit in a room and
have no one about, no folks
just you and a book

we need audience
hecklers, fans, and writers
are a bad audience
Haiku # 41547, September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
sodomy is a
way of also tearing ass...
but not my sticking...
Haiku # 41546, September 4, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
the black soul is just
weak, republican conv. batch
smashing lib'rals...
Haiku # 41545, September 4, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by bs
when you die and have
nothing more to say who cares
they bury you down

all is left is scribbles
Haiku # 41544, September 4, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I can't write Haikus
I'm like an empty vessel
Need a Nemesis
Haiku # 41543, September 4, 2008 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress of Insult me or make me laugh
mine horrid posture
serves purpose none, erasure
blackened soul escape
Haiku # 41542, September 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Lush
'pon keyboard collapsed
smashed, a tortured synapse, eh...
bottled idiocy
Haiku # 41541, September 4, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
submersed bathosphere
beneath the worst, tongue most shear
testicular schmear
Haiku # 41540, September 4, 2008 3:19 am ET
by Lush
follicles failing
developing monk's tonsure
emboldened whilst bald
Haiku # 41539, September 4, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Lush
novel asshole torn
thrice from several directions
no one digs bs.
Haiku # 41538, September 4, 2008 3:13 am ET
by Lush
I am wounded but
I know this is no excuse
but to get back up
Haiku # 41537, September 3, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
how many times has
the world ended in the past
only to keep going
Haiku # 41536, September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
some Bible code stuff
more late great planet earth stuff
end of the world stuff...
Haiku # 41535, September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
wiser voices at
times prevail but Saul is still
doomed to consult death
Haiku # 41534, September 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
no flagellation
don't try to please everyone
just laugh at yourself
Haiku # 41533, September 3, 2008 9:52 am ET
by ash
Oh my mighty flask
O'er the waves of grain
please ease my pain
Haiku # 41532, September 3, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the eyes turn glassy
my ears hear nothing but wind
it's death by lecture
Haiku # 41531, September 3, 2008 4:19 am ET
by sf
Wind and rain and
shivering at the bus stop.
The end of summer?
Haiku # 41530, September 2, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
people are a drag
a distraction, not evil
just, not like me...so
Haiku # 41529, September 2, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
it's hard to relax
sometimes, introversion
90210
Haiku # 41528, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
I am also told
that the harder one fights then
the other fights back

good for sex, bad for poetry
Haiku # 41527, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
to stroke ego is
masturbation posing
as sacred artwork
Haiku # 41526, September 2, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by bs
a scythe, for harvest
cutting down old growth for fall
colors appear flat
Haiku # 41525, September 2, 2008 4:28 pm ET
by bs
what worth is this
site anyhow, what value
do any of you have?
Haiku # 41524, September 2, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by bs
to lose self in the
winds of emotion to be
tossed by human tides
Haiku # 41523, September 2, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
some people give up and
when they are gone, and I want
you to get lost you

stick around when you
wouldn't give me your time or
space, and it repeats...
Haiku # 41522, September 2, 2008 4:23 pm ET
by bs
the slap on the back
of the car,the fool does not
repent, he's stupid
Haiku # 41521, September 2, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
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