Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

I am also told
that the harder one fights then
the other fights back

good for sex, bad for poetry
Haiku # 41527, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
to stroke ego is
masturbation posing
as sacred artwork
Haiku # 41526, September 2, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by bs
a scythe, for harvest
cutting down old growth for fall
colors appear flat
Haiku # 41525, September 2, 2008 4:28 pm ET
by bs
what worth is this
site anyhow, what value
do any of you have?
Haiku # 41524, September 2, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by bs
to lose self in the
winds of emotion to be
tossed by human tides
Haiku # 41523, September 2, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
some people give up and
when they are gone, and I want
you to get lost you

stick around when you
wouldn't give me your time or
space, and it repeats...
Haiku # 41522, September 2, 2008 4:23 pm ET
by bs
the slap on the back
of the car,the fool does not
repent, he's stupid
Haiku # 41521, September 2, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
a period of
loss often leaves empty
the sense of the self
Haiku # 41520, September 2, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by bs
i fear in anger
and frustration i will snap
and hurt someone if

if I don't know how to
fight socially, it seems like here people use their snobbery and elite natures
as a weapon to put down others period, just because they can, and real violence is a real choice,acting in a way one cannot resist

I can't be violent, I don't want to be
Haiku # 41519, September 2, 2008 4:19 pm ET
by bs
but for years i say
and repeat myself, and so
take me as I am

i will not change
Haiku # 41518, September 2, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by bs
the artifcats of
argument go no where and
end in spiration
Haiku # 41517, September 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
angered or ignored
ignored is better, impose
dispose, pass on, no
Haiku # 41516, September 2, 2008 4:12 pm ET
by bs
some people retain
a judgemental void which is
the realm of the clique
Haiku # 41515, September 2, 2008 4:11 pm ET
by bs
I mean would you fight
back or shut the hell up and
stop reacting, how
Haiku # 41514, September 2, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
\i find myself in
distraction, who's face do i
right hook first hardly
Haiku # 41513, September 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
I find that in a
realm of ego, there is no
room for haiku thoughts
Haiku # 41512, September 2, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
judgment, control, pride
demons in secure lockdown
tatted up workout
Haiku # 41511, September 2, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i remember feet
covered in blood and feeling
drunk without the joy
Haiku # 41510, September 2, 2008 1:44 am ET
by sf
old but not boring
there's no accounting for taste
there is for haiku
Haiku # 41509, September 1, 2008 1:56 am ET
by ash
no apologies
great internet warrior
the boring old guard
Haiku # 41508, August 31, 2008 2:26 pm ET
by barabus
not a lycanthrope
but indolent cannibal
the flesh doth await
Haiku # 41507, August 31, 2008 2:00 am ET
by Lush
saliva drenched fangs
crave autumnal equinox
and a harvest moon
Haiku # 41506, August 31, 2008 1:58 am ET
by Lush
Critic of critique?
Bullshit paradox, bs.
Fear hall of mirrors.
Haiku # 41505, August 31, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
respect tradition
syllable counting purist
declares a jihad
Haiku # 41504, August 31, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
perfect hole in bread
the void filled with white and yolk
eggy basket for anyone?
Haiku # 41503, August 30, 2008 11:07 pm ET
by barabus
its a cocktail dress
laying crumpled on the floor
no longer a form
Haiku # 41502, August 30, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by barabus
glenn miller playing
somewhere shes fixing her hair
im in the mood
Haiku # 41501, August 30, 2008 10:54 pm ET
by barabus
apartment hallway
a fading chance for love
think fast

Haiku # 41500, August 30, 2008 10:48 pm ET
by barabus
sweat like a bastard
a detective in san juan
moisture on his lapel
Haiku # 41499, August 30, 2008 10:37 pm ET
by barabus
stares longingly
"regale me with summers tale"
green eyes welling up
Haiku # 41498, August 30, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by acacia flying
sorrow of the spectre
fought hard against the rector
beaten by inspector
Haiku # 41496, August 30, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by cynthia.e.smith
steven falls to the floor
tears shed for all mankind
blood on his shinpads
Haiku # 41495, August 30, 2008 10:16 pm ET
by therealcynthialennon
investing your words
seasonally adjusted
can create interest
Haiku # 41494, August 30, 2008 3:38 am ET
by ash
Should Haiku mention
a season such as summer
to be a Haiku?
Haiku # 41493, August 29, 2008 2:34 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
effortless romance
wined, dined, bodies so entwined
now where are my pants
Haiku # 41492, August 29, 2008 12:26 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it's hard to resist
the allure of self-pity
but that gets old too
Haiku # 41491, August 29, 2008 12:30 am ET
by sf
in my senescence
there's physical unpleasance
and obsolescence

Haiku # 41490, August 28, 2008 7:32 am ET
by ash
with animal style
delectable juices run
fist full of napkins
Haiku # 41489, August 27, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
The instructions say:
'Bad Haiku: (necessary)'
I try to comply
Haiku # 41488, August 27, 2008 4:31 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
if you could tackle
go for the knees.. i say knees
make it a good one
Haiku # 41487, August 27, 2008 12:19 am ET
by knoodle head
the words are just words
urchins on a jungle gym
testing their own strength
Haiku # 41486, August 26, 2008 9:19 pm ET
by sf
desire overwhelms
as playful banter excites
wet knife twists within
Haiku # 41485, August 26, 2008 7:11 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it's a new day when
the kid smiles, and the old ways
might just get tossed out

remember, bathwater...
not baby, bathwater...just
the bathwater
Haiku # 41484, August 26, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by bs
well, those who forget
to value life, sf, don't
really value themselves

it's kind of pathetic
to be a critical art major
when the only art is artless
Haiku # 41483, August 26, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by bs
there's real folks on the
other end of life unseen
good luck to you all
Haiku # 41482, August 26, 2008 2:55 pm ET
by bs
two separate holes
one identical outcome
more waste for the worms
Haiku # 41481, August 26, 2008 5:31 am ET
by sf
birth is just one day
then you have them forever
i'm not sure that helps
Haiku # 41480, August 25, 2008 9:43 pm ET
by ash of parental experience
at 9 months pregnant
all i want to do is chill
and eat jellybeans
Haiku # 41479, August 25, 2008 7:17 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
plantation of soup
gentle rolling salad hills
duplexing soft serve
Haiku # 41478, August 25, 2008 6:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
hmm, I got loud there
didn't i? well doth
i am a same plotz
Haiku # 41477, August 25, 2008 4:23 pm ET
by bs
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >