Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
the black soul is just
weak, republican conv. batch
smashing lib'rals...
Haiku # 41545 September 4, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by bs
when you die and have
nothing more to say who cares
they bury you down

all is left is scribbles
Haiku # 41544 September 4, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I can't write Haikus
I'm like an empty vessel
Need a Nemesis
Haiku # 41543 September 4, 2008 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress of Insult me or make me laugh
mine horrid posture
serves purpose none, erasure
blackened soul escape
Haiku # 41542 September 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Lush
'pon keyboard collapsed
smashed, a tortured synapse, eh...
bottled idiocy
Haiku # 41541 September 4, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
submersed bathosphere
beneath the worst, tongue most shear
testicular schmear
Haiku # 41540 September 4, 2008 3:19 am ET
by Lush
follicles failing
developing monk's tonsure
emboldened whilst bald
Haiku # 41539 September 4, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Lush
novel asshole torn
thrice from several directions
no one digs bs.
Haiku # 41538 September 4, 2008 3:13 am ET
by Lush
I am wounded but
I know this is no excuse
but to get back up
Haiku # 41537 September 3, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
how many times has
the world ended in the past
only to keep going
Haiku # 41536 September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
some Bible code stuff
more late great planet earth stuff
end of the world stuff...
Haiku # 41535 September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
wiser voices at
times prevail but Saul is still
doomed to consult death
Haiku # 41534 September 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
no flagellation
don't try to please everyone
just laugh at yourself
Haiku # 41533 September 3, 2008 9:52 am ET
by ash
Oh my mighty flask
O'er the waves of grain
please ease my pain
Haiku # 41532 September 3, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the eyes turn glassy
my ears hear nothing but wind
it's death by lecture
Haiku # 41531 September 3, 2008 4:19 am ET
by sf
Wind and rain and
shivering at the bus stop.
The end of summer?
Haiku # 41530 September 2, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
people are a drag
a distraction, not evil
just, not like me...so
Haiku # 41529 September 2, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
it's hard to relax
sometimes, introversion
90210
Haiku # 41528 September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
I am also told
that the harder one fights then
the other fights back

good for sex, bad for poetry
Haiku # 41527 September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
to stroke ego is
masturbation posing
as sacred artwork
Haiku # 41526 September 2, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by bs
a scythe, for harvest
cutting down old growth for fall
colors appear flat
Haiku # 41525 September 2, 2008 4:28 pm ET
by bs
what worth is this
site anyhow, what value
do any of you have?
Haiku # 41524 September 2, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by bs
to lose self in the
winds of emotion to be
tossed by human tides
Haiku # 41523 September 2, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
some people give up and
when they are gone, and I want
you to get lost you

stick around when you
wouldn't give me your time or
space, and it repeats...
Haiku # 41522 September 2, 2008 4:23 pm ET
by bs
the slap on the back
of the car,the fool does not
repent, he's stupid
Haiku # 41521 September 2, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
a period of
loss often leaves empty
the sense of the self
Haiku # 41520 September 2, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by bs
i fear in anger
and frustration i will snap
and hurt someone if

if I don't know how to
fight socially, it seems like here people use their snobbery and elite natures
as a weapon to put down others period, just because they can, and real violence is a real choice,acting in a way one cannot resist

I can't be violent, I don't want to be
Haiku # 41519 September 2, 2008 4:19 pm ET
by bs
but for years i say
and repeat myself, and so
take me as I am

i will not change
Haiku # 41518 September 2, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by bs
the artifcats of
argument go no where and
end in spiration
Haiku # 41517 September 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
angered or ignored
ignored is better, impose
dispose, pass on, no
Haiku # 41516 September 2, 2008 4:12 pm ET
by bs
some people retain
a judgemental void which is
the realm of the clique
Haiku # 41515 September 2, 2008 4:11 pm ET
by bs
I mean would you fight
back or shut the hell up and
stop reacting, how
Haiku # 41514 September 2, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
\i find myself in
distraction, who's face do i
right hook first hardly
Haiku # 41513 September 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
I find that in a
realm of ego, there is no
room for haiku thoughts
Haiku # 41512 September 2, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
judgment, control, pride
demons in secure lockdown
tatted up workout
Haiku # 41511 September 2, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i remember feet
covered in blood and feeling
drunk without the joy
Haiku # 41510 September 2, 2008 1:44 am ET
by sf
old but not boring
there's no accounting for taste
there is for haiku
Haiku # 41509 September 1, 2008 1:56 am ET
by ash
no apologies
great internet warrior
the boring old guard
Haiku # 41508 August 31, 2008 2:26 pm ET
by barabus
not a lycanthrope
but indolent cannibal
the flesh doth await
Haiku # 41507 August 31, 2008 2:00 am ET
by Lush
saliva drenched fangs
crave autumnal equinox
and a harvest moon
Haiku # 41506 August 31, 2008 1:58 am ET
by Lush
Critic of critique?
Bullshit paradox, bs.
Fear hall of mirrors.
Haiku # 41505 August 31, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
respect tradition
syllable counting purist
declares a jihad
Haiku # 41504 August 31, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
perfect hole in bread
the void filled with white and yolk
eggy basket for anyone?
Haiku # 41503 August 30, 2008 11:07 pm ET
by barabus
its a cocktail dress
laying crumpled on the floor
no longer a form
Haiku # 41502 August 30, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by barabus
glenn miller playing
somewhere shes fixing her hair
im in the mood
Haiku # 41501 August 30, 2008 10:54 pm ET
by barabus
apartment hallway
a fading chance for love
think fast

Haiku # 41500 August 30, 2008 10:48 pm ET
by barabus
sweat like a bastard
a detective in san juan
moisture on his lapel
Haiku # 41499 August 30, 2008 10:37 pm ET
by barabus
stares longingly
"regale me with summers tale"
green eyes welling up
Haiku # 41498 August 30, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by acacia flying
sorrow of the spectre
fought hard against the rector
beaten by inspector
Haiku # 41496 August 30, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by cynthia.e.smith
steven falls to the floor
tears shed for all mankind
blood on his shinpads
Haiku # 41495 August 30, 2008 10:16 pm ET
by therealcynthialennon