Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

the black soul is just
weak, republican conv. batch
smashing lib'rals...
Haiku # 41545, September 4, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by bs
when you die and have
nothing more to say who cares
they bury you down

all is left is scribbles
Haiku # 41544, September 4, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I can't write Haikus
I'm like an empty vessel
Need a Nemesis
Haiku # 41543, September 4, 2008 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress of Insult me or make me laugh
mine horrid posture
serves purpose none, erasure
blackened soul escape
Haiku # 41542, September 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Lush
'pon keyboard collapsed
smashed, a tortured synapse, eh...
bottled idiocy
Haiku # 41541, September 4, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
submersed bathosphere
beneath the worst, tongue most shear
testicular schmear
Haiku # 41540, September 4, 2008 3:19 am ET
by Lush
follicles failing
developing monk's tonsure
emboldened whilst bald
Haiku # 41539, September 4, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Lush
novel asshole torn
thrice from several directions
no one digs bs.
Haiku # 41538, September 4, 2008 3:13 am ET
by Lush
I am wounded but
I know this is no excuse
but to get back up
Haiku # 41537, September 3, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
how many times has
the world ended in the past
only to keep going
Haiku # 41536, September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
some Bible code stuff
more late great planet earth stuff
end of the world stuff...
Haiku # 41535, September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
wiser voices at
times prevail but Saul is still
doomed to consult death
Haiku # 41534, September 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
no flagellation
don't try to please everyone
just laugh at yourself
Haiku # 41533, September 3, 2008 9:52 am ET
by ash
Oh my mighty flask
O'er the waves of grain
please ease my pain
Haiku # 41532, September 3, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the eyes turn glassy
my ears hear nothing but wind
it's death by lecture
Haiku # 41531, September 3, 2008 4:19 am ET
by sf
Wind and rain and
shivering at the bus stop.
The end of summer?
Haiku # 41530, September 2, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
people are a drag
a distraction, not evil
just, not like me...so
Haiku # 41529, September 2, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
it's hard to relax
sometimes, introversion
90210
Haiku # 41528, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
I am also told
that the harder one fights then
the other fights back

good for sex, bad for poetry
Haiku # 41527, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
to stroke ego is
masturbation posing
as sacred artwork
Haiku # 41526, September 2, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by bs
a scythe, for harvest
cutting down old growth for fall
colors appear flat
Haiku # 41525, September 2, 2008 4:28 pm ET
by bs
what worth is this
site anyhow, what value
do any of you have?
Haiku # 41524, September 2, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by bs
to lose self in the
winds of emotion to be
tossed by human tides
Haiku # 41523, September 2, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
some people give up and
when they are gone, and I want
you to get lost you

stick around when you
wouldn't give me your time or
space, and it repeats...
Haiku # 41522, September 2, 2008 4:23 pm ET
by bs
the slap on the back
of the car,the fool does not
repent, he's stupid
Haiku # 41521, September 2, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
a period of
loss often leaves empty
the sense of the self
Haiku # 41520, September 2, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by bs
i fear in anger
and frustration i will snap
and hurt someone if

if I don't know how to
fight socially, it seems like here people use their snobbery and elite natures
as a weapon to put down others period, just because they can, and real violence is a real choice,acting in a way one cannot resist

I can't be violent, I don't want to be
Haiku # 41519, September 2, 2008 4:19 pm ET
by bs
but for years i say
and repeat myself, and so
take me as I am

i will not change
Haiku # 41518, September 2, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by bs
the artifcats of
argument go no where and
end in spiration
Haiku # 41517, September 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
angered or ignored
ignored is better, impose
dispose, pass on, no
Haiku # 41516, September 2, 2008 4:12 pm ET
by bs
some people retain
a judgemental void which is
the realm of the clique
Haiku # 41515, September 2, 2008 4:11 pm ET
by bs
I mean would you fight
back or shut the hell up and
stop reacting, how
Haiku # 41514, September 2, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
\i find myself in
distraction, who's face do i
right hook first hardly
Haiku # 41513, September 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
I find that in a
realm of ego, there is no
room for haiku thoughts
Haiku # 41512, September 2, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
judgment, control, pride
demons in secure lockdown
tatted up workout
Haiku # 41511, September 2, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i remember feet
covered in blood and feeling
drunk without the joy
Haiku # 41510, September 2, 2008 1:44 am ET
by sf
old but not boring
there's no accounting for taste
there is for haiku
Haiku # 41509, September 1, 2008 1:56 am ET
by ash
no apologies
great internet warrior
the boring old guard
Haiku # 41508, August 31, 2008 2:26 pm ET
by barabus
not a lycanthrope
but indolent cannibal
the flesh doth await
Haiku # 41507, August 31, 2008 2:00 am ET
by Lush
saliva drenched fangs
crave autumnal equinox
and a harvest moon
Haiku # 41506, August 31, 2008 1:58 am ET
by Lush
Critic of critique?
Bullshit paradox, bs.
Fear hall of mirrors.
Haiku # 41505, August 31, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
respect tradition
syllable counting purist
declares a jihad
Haiku # 41504, August 31, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
perfect hole in bread
the void filled with white and yolk
eggy basket for anyone?
Haiku # 41503, August 30, 2008 11:07 pm ET
by barabus
its a cocktail dress
laying crumpled on the floor
no longer a form
Haiku # 41502, August 30, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by barabus
glenn miller playing
somewhere shes fixing her hair
im in the mood
Haiku # 41501, August 30, 2008 10:54 pm ET
by barabus
apartment hallway
a fading chance for love
think fast

Haiku # 41500, August 30, 2008 10:48 pm ET
by barabus
sweat like a bastard
a detective in san juan
moisture on his lapel
Haiku # 41499, August 30, 2008 10:37 pm ET
by barabus
stares longingly
"regale me with summers tale"
green eyes welling up
Haiku # 41498, August 30, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by acacia flying
sorrow of the spectre
fought hard against the rector
beaten by inspector
Haiku # 41496, August 30, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by cynthia.e.smith
steven falls to the floor
tears shed for all mankind
blood on his shinpads
Haiku # 41495, August 30, 2008 10:16 pm ET
by therealcynthialennon
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