Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

the eyes turn glassy
my ears hear nothing but wind
it's death by lecture
Haiku # 41531, September 3, 2008 4:19 am ET
by sf
Wind and rain and
shivering at the bus stop.
The end of summer?
Haiku # 41530, September 2, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
people are a drag
a distraction, not evil
just, not like me...so
Haiku # 41529, September 2, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
it's hard to relax
sometimes, introversion
90210
Haiku # 41528, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
I am also told
that the harder one fights then
the other fights back

good for sex, bad for poetry
Haiku # 41527, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
to stroke ego is
masturbation posing
as sacred artwork
Haiku # 41526, September 2, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by bs
a scythe, for harvest
cutting down old growth for fall
colors appear flat
Haiku # 41525, September 2, 2008 4:28 pm ET
by bs
what worth is this
site anyhow, what value
do any of you have?
Haiku # 41524, September 2, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by bs
to lose self in the
winds of emotion to be
tossed by human tides
Haiku # 41523, September 2, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
some people give up and
when they are gone, and I want
you to get lost you

stick around when you
wouldn't give me your time or
space, and it repeats...
Haiku # 41522, September 2, 2008 4:23 pm ET
by bs
the slap on the back
of the car,the fool does not
repent, he's stupid
Haiku # 41521, September 2, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
a period of
loss often leaves empty
the sense of the self
Haiku # 41520, September 2, 2008 4:20 pm ET
by bs
i fear in anger
and frustration i will snap
and hurt someone if

if I don't know how to
fight socially, it seems like here people use their snobbery and elite natures
as a weapon to put down others period, just because they can, and real violence is a real choice,acting in a way one cannot resist

I can't be violent, I don't want to be
Haiku # 41519, September 2, 2008 4:19 pm ET
by bs
but for years i say
and repeat myself, and so
take me as I am

i will not change
Haiku # 41518, September 2, 2008 4:15 pm ET
by bs
the artifcats of
argument go no where and
end in spiration
Haiku # 41517, September 2, 2008 4:13 pm ET
by bs
angered or ignored
ignored is better, impose
dispose, pass on, no
Haiku # 41516, September 2, 2008 4:12 pm ET
by bs
some people retain
a judgemental void which is
the realm of the clique
Haiku # 41515, September 2, 2008 4:11 pm ET
by bs
I mean would you fight
back or shut the hell up and
stop reacting, how
Haiku # 41514, September 2, 2008 4:10 pm ET
by bs
\i find myself in
distraction, who's face do i
right hook first hardly
Haiku # 41513, September 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by bs
I find that in a
realm of ego, there is no
room for haiku thoughts
Haiku # 41512, September 2, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by bs
judgment, control, pride
demons in secure lockdown
tatted up workout
Haiku # 41511, September 2, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i remember feet
covered in blood and feeling
drunk without the joy
Haiku # 41510, September 2, 2008 1:44 am ET
by sf
old but not boring
there's no accounting for taste
there is for haiku
Haiku # 41509, September 1, 2008 1:56 am ET
by ash
no apologies
great internet warrior
the boring old guard
Haiku # 41508, August 31, 2008 2:26 pm ET
by barabus
not a lycanthrope
but indolent cannibal
the flesh doth await
Haiku # 41507, August 31, 2008 2:00 am ET
by Lush
saliva drenched fangs
crave autumnal equinox
and a harvest moon
Haiku # 41506, August 31, 2008 1:58 am ET
by Lush
Critic of critique?
Bullshit paradox, bs.
Fear hall of mirrors.
Haiku # 41505, August 31, 2008 1:51 am ET
by Lush
respect tradition
syllable counting purist
declares a jihad
Haiku # 41504, August 31, 2008 1:25 am ET
by ash
perfect hole in bread
the void filled with white and yolk
eggy basket for anyone?
Haiku # 41503, August 30, 2008 11:07 pm ET
by barabus
its a cocktail dress
laying crumpled on the floor
no longer a form
Haiku # 41502, August 30, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by barabus
glenn miller playing
somewhere shes fixing her hair
im in the mood
Haiku # 41501, August 30, 2008 10:54 pm ET
by barabus
apartment hallway
a fading chance for love
think fast

Haiku # 41500, August 30, 2008 10:48 pm ET
by barabus
sweat like a bastard
a detective in san juan
moisture on his lapel
Haiku # 41499, August 30, 2008 10:37 pm ET
by barabus
stares longingly
"regale me with summers tale"
green eyes welling up
Haiku # 41498, August 30, 2008 10:31 pm ET
by acacia flying
sorrow of the spectre
fought hard against the rector
beaten by inspector
Haiku # 41496, August 30, 2008 10:24 pm ET
by cynthia.e.smith
steven falls to the floor
tears shed for all mankind
blood on his shinpads
Haiku # 41495, August 30, 2008 10:16 pm ET
by therealcynthialennon
investing your words
seasonally adjusted
can create interest
Haiku # 41494, August 30, 2008 3:38 am ET
by ash
Should Haiku mention
a season such as summer
to be a Haiku?
Haiku # 41493, August 29, 2008 2:34 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
effortless romance
wined, dined, bodies so entwined
now where are my pants
Haiku # 41492, August 29, 2008 12:26 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it's hard to resist
the allure of self-pity
but that gets old too
Haiku # 41491, August 29, 2008 12:30 am ET
by sf
in my senescence
there's physical unpleasance
and obsolescence

Haiku # 41490, August 28, 2008 7:32 am ET
by ash
with animal style
delectable juices run
fist full of napkins
Haiku # 41489, August 27, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
The instructions say:
'Bad Haiku: (necessary)'
I try to comply
Haiku # 41488, August 27, 2008 4:31 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
if you could tackle
go for the knees.. i say knees
make it a good one
Haiku # 41487, August 27, 2008 12:19 am ET
by knoodle head
the words are just words
urchins on a jungle gym
testing their own strength
Haiku # 41486, August 26, 2008 9:19 pm ET
by sf
desire overwhelms
as playful banter excites
wet knife twists within
Haiku # 41485, August 26, 2008 7:11 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it's a new day when
the kid smiles, and the old ways
might just get tossed out

remember, bathwater...
not baby, bathwater...just
the bathwater
Haiku # 41484, August 26, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by bs
well, those who forget
to value life, sf, don't
really value themselves

it's kind of pathetic
to be a critical art major
when the only art is artless
Haiku # 41483, August 26, 2008 3:56 pm ET
by bs
there's real folks on the
other end of life unseen
good luck to you all
Haiku # 41482, August 26, 2008 2:55 pm ET
by bs
two separate holes
one identical outcome
more waste for the worms
Haiku # 41481, August 26, 2008 5:31 am ET
by sf
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