Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

i suck at life and
that is why i'm here to write
my stupid haikus
Haiku # 41572, September 6, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
perhaps with a bit
of silence, perhaps all is
noise, transformed, divine
Haiku # 41571, September 6, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
do you understand
that "they" told paul to shut up
and he kept preaching?
Haiku # 41570, September 6, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by bs of whatever the consequences
some minds are very
hyperactive, it shows through
their speech and manners
Haiku # 41569, September 6, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by bs of or lack thereof
so sustain yourselves?
in protest or vanity?
or something more worthy?
Haiku # 41568, September 6, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
some made art by the
gluing of fur to a tea
cup, what was that then?
Haiku # 41567, September 6, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
some discover their
voice when they discover their
audience, and speak
Haiku # 41566, September 6, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by bs
have you noticed my
anger? of course, patent flaw
we all have them, then

does it take courage
or unwavering stupidity
to keep fighting on
Haiku # 41565, September 6, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs
perhaps you all need
to learn a new language and
need to hear with new ears
Haiku # 41564, September 6, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
is this not an age
of video news, right there
at your door, madness?
Haiku # 41563, September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
what is worth the
audience, impatient and
down right f-ing spoiled
Haiku # 41562, September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
I've often noted
that people have a hard time
seeing their own flaws
Haiku # 41561, September 6, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Please stop your haikus
Self-indulgent gibberish
Pastiche of knowledge

Haiku # 41560, September 5, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress of It takes too long to skip to something worth reading
there is no demand
for schizophrenic magpies
seek help and move on
Haiku # 41559, September 5, 2008 2:35 am ET
by sf
that does it, then eh
pizzas for everyone, just
you wait, (u'll know it's me)
Haiku # 41558, September 4, 2008 12:37 pm ET
by bs
for william...

look in the mirror
there's your enemy now look
outside the window

there's your subject matter
Haiku # 41557, September 4, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
william nippress
sounds as a wine making place
is your shiraz good?

or shall you press me
and make my blood flow
with thine feet taste thy dirt
Haiku # 41556, September 4, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by bs
this is overkill
it's said to say sour grapes
by some and move on

audiences you know
come and go as do poets
shovels dig and bury

maybe I am heaping
dirt on some corpses
who's time has come
Haiku # 41555, September 4, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
sometimes it's trash
sometimes innovation
sometimes observation
Haiku # 41554, September 4, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't remember
the lines I desired to
set in the middle
Haiku # 41553, September 4, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
sometimes the fighting
spurs brainstorms but Katrina
drowned new orleans...
Haiku # 41552, September 4, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
in a hall of those
said mirrors images distort
I can't tell syllable...

shapes formless and
lovecraftian, madness
ah yeah right...

caveman on a car insurance
commercial
Haiku # 41551, September 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I guess lush means the
guy who sits at the bar and
asks for free drinks, huh?
Haiku # 41550, September 4, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
folks fight because they
like heroin and the booze
are addictions, fold...
Haiku # 41549, September 4, 2008 12:20 pm ET
by bs
so I am and you
are enemies of self, once
that war is won then...
Haiku # 41548, September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
speaking, the foes of
someone else are idiots
who's worst foe is self

sit in a room and
have no one about, no folks
just you and a book

we need audience
hecklers, fans, and writers
are a bad audience
Haiku # 41547, September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
sodomy is a
way of also tearing ass...
but not my sticking...
Haiku # 41546, September 4, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
the black soul is just
weak, republican conv. batch
smashing lib'rals...
Haiku # 41545, September 4, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by bs
when you die and have
nothing more to say who cares
they bury you down

all is left is scribbles
Haiku # 41544, September 4, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I can't write Haikus
I'm like an empty vessel
Need a Nemesis
Haiku # 41543, September 4, 2008 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress of Insult me or make me laugh
mine horrid posture
serves purpose none, erasure
blackened soul escape
Haiku # 41542, September 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Lush
'pon keyboard collapsed
smashed, a tortured synapse, eh...
bottled idiocy
Haiku # 41541, September 4, 2008 3:24 am ET
by Lush
submersed bathosphere
beneath the worst, tongue most shear
testicular schmear
Haiku # 41540, September 4, 2008 3:19 am ET
by Lush
follicles failing
developing monk's tonsure
emboldened whilst bald
Haiku # 41539, September 4, 2008 3:16 am ET
by Lush
novel asshole torn
thrice from several directions
no one digs bs.
Haiku # 41538, September 4, 2008 3:13 am ET
by Lush
I am wounded but
I know this is no excuse
but to get back up
Haiku # 41537, September 3, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
how many times has
the world ended in the past
only to keep going
Haiku # 41536, September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
some Bible code stuff
more late great planet earth stuff
end of the world stuff...
Haiku # 41535, September 3, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by bs
wiser voices at
times prevail but Saul is still
doomed to consult death
Haiku # 41534, September 3, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by bs
no flagellation
don't try to please everyone
just laugh at yourself
Haiku # 41533, September 3, 2008 9:52 am ET
by ash
Oh my mighty flask
O'er the waves of grain
please ease my pain
Haiku # 41532, September 3, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
the eyes turn glassy
my ears hear nothing but wind
it's death by lecture
Haiku # 41531, September 3, 2008 4:19 am ET
by sf
Wind and rain and
shivering at the bus stop.
The end of summer?
Haiku # 41530, September 2, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by stillinmyjimjams
people are a drag
a distraction, not evil
just, not like me...so
Haiku # 41529, September 2, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by bs
it's hard to relax
sometimes, introversion
90210
Haiku # 41528, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
I am also told
that the harder one fights then
the other fights back

good for sex, bad for poetry
Haiku # 41527, September 2, 2008 4:40 pm ET
by bs
to stroke ego is
masturbation posing
as sacred artwork
Haiku # 41526, September 2, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by bs
a scythe, for harvest
cutting down old growth for fall
colors appear flat
Haiku # 41525, September 2, 2008 4:28 pm ET
by bs
what worth is this
site anyhow, what value
do any of you have?
Haiku # 41524, September 2, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by bs
to lose self in the
winds of emotion to be
tossed by human tides
Haiku # 41523, September 2, 2008 4:24 pm ET
by bs
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