Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77294 Haiku later...

tragedy is a
wake up call but then the dreams
we had assert anew
Haiku # 41592, September 11, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that fung eh
or such things are a poor idol
for the real thing
Haiku # 41591, September 11, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by somebody
now what I want is
really simple, to speak here
and so do you, que?
Haiku # 41590, September 11, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by somebody
chi is a hucksters
dream, even clutter is a
part of this karma
Haiku # 41589, September 11, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by somebody
must purge the clutter
empty surfaces just dream
as mess fucks with chi
Haiku # 41588, September 11, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Thank God. Finally!
He's leaving. How gret is that!
No more endless crap
Haiku # 41587, September 10, 2008 3:11 am ET
by Lets hope he means it this time
in the devisive
most would rather leave and be
at peace with themselves
Haiku # 41586, September 9, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by bs of including myself
unrelenting waves
pummel till flailing turtle
floating I watch her
Haiku # 41585, September 8, 2008 12:51 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
well throwing paint at
a canvas was new back in
the day, but now splat...
Haiku # 41584, September 8, 2008 11:11 am ET
by bs
to be an artist
you got to be like me, just
write whatever comes
Haiku # 41583, September 7, 2008 4:12 pm ET
by bs
peace of mind is hard
to come by socially so
why bother with humans?
Haiku # 41582, September 7, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
artists as a lot
often are as most trying to
prove themselves to others
Haiku # 41581, September 7, 2008 1:50 pm ET
by bs
hello stranger, I
don't want to know you, or see
you, or deal with you
Haiku # 41580, September 7, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by bs
he threw the sign down
as an easy target throws
back the sign once back
Haiku # 41579, September 7, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
also, sometimes there grace
but grace is sometimes abused
for the sake of sake
Haiku # 41578, September 7, 2008 1:44 pm ET
by bs
we all suck at life
at times, so retreat into
impersonation
Haiku # 41577, September 7, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by bs
we can't live without
kurt, for he saw it as it
was, dresden and all...
Haiku # 41576, September 7, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by bs
Altered states of mind
Infinite number of planes
Edges start to blur
Haiku # 41574, September 6, 2008 10:29 pm ET
by Ian Castellucci of Maine
An ode to him
His name was Kurt Vonnegut
Can we live without?
Haiku # 41573, September 6, 2008 10:18 pm ET
by BellaLune of Renton, WA
i suck at life and
that is why i'm here to write
my stupid haikus
Haiku # 41572, September 6, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
perhaps with a bit
of silence, perhaps all is
noise, transformed, divine
Haiku # 41571, September 6, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by bs
do you understand
that "they" told paul to shut up
and he kept preaching?
Haiku # 41570, September 6, 2008 1:59 pm ET
by bs of whatever the consequences
some minds are very
hyperactive, it shows through
their speech and manners
Haiku # 41569, September 6, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by bs of or lack thereof
so sustain yourselves?
in protest or vanity?
or something more worthy?
Haiku # 41568, September 6, 2008 1:56 pm ET
by bs
some made art by the
gluing of fur to a tea
cup, what was that then?
Haiku # 41567, September 6, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by bs
some discover their
voice when they discover their
audience, and speak
Haiku # 41566, September 6, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by bs
have you noticed my
anger? of course, patent flaw
we all have them, then

does it take courage
or unwavering stupidity
to keep fighting on
Haiku # 41565, September 6, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by bs
perhaps you all need
to learn a new language and
need to hear with new ears
Haiku # 41564, September 6, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
is this not an age
of video news, right there
at your door, madness?
Haiku # 41563, September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
what is worth the
audience, impatient and
down right f-ing spoiled
Haiku # 41562, September 6, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by bs
I've often noted
that people have a hard time
seeing their own flaws
Haiku # 41561, September 6, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by bs
Please stop your haikus
Self-indulgent gibberish
Pastiche of knowledge

Haiku # 41560, September 5, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by William Nippress of It takes too long to skip to something worth reading
there is no demand
for schizophrenic magpies
seek help and move on
Haiku # 41559, September 5, 2008 2:35 am ET
by sf
that does it, then eh
pizzas for everyone, just
you wait, (u'll know it's me)
Haiku # 41558, September 4, 2008 12:37 pm ET
by bs
for william...

look in the mirror
there's your enemy now look
outside the window

there's your subject matter
Haiku # 41557, September 4, 2008 12:34 pm ET
by bs
william nippress
sounds as a wine making place
is your shiraz good?

or shall you press me
and make my blood flow
with thine feet taste thy dirt
Haiku # 41556, September 4, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by bs
this is overkill
it's said to say sour grapes
by some and move on

audiences you know
come and go as do poets
shovels dig and bury

maybe I am heaping
dirt on some corpses
who's time has come
Haiku # 41555, September 4, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
sometimes it's trash
sometimes innovation
sometimes observation
Haiku # 41554, September 4, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
I can't remember
the lines I desired to
set in the middle
Haiku # 41553, September 4, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
sometimes the fighting
spurs brainstorms but Katrina
drowned new orleans...
Haiku # 41552, September 4, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
in a hall of those
said mirrors images distort
I can't tell syllable...

shapes formless and
lovecraftian, madness
ah yeah right...

caveman on a car insurance
commercial
Haiku # 41551, September 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by bs
I guess lush means the
guy who sits at the bar and
asks for free drinks, huh?
Haiku # 41550, September 4, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
folks fight because they
like heroin and the booze
are addictions, fold...
Haiku # 41549, September 4, 2008 12:20 pm ET
by bs
so I am and you
are enemies of self, once
that war is won then...
Haiku # 41548, September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
speaking, the foes of
someone else are idiots
who's worst foe is self

sit in a room and
have no one about, no folks
just you and a book

we need audience
hecklers, fans, and writers
are a bad audience
Haiku # 41547, September 4, 2008 12:19 pm ET
by bs
sodomy is a
way of also tearing ass...
but not my sticking...
Haiku # 41546, September 4, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by bs
the black soul is just
weak, republican conv. batch
smashing lib'rals...
Haiku # 41545, September 4, 2008 12:16 pm ET
by bs
when you die and have
nothing more to say who cares
they bury you down

all is left is scribbles
Haiku # 41544, September 4, 2008 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I can't write Haikus
I'm like an empty vessel
Need a Nemesis
Haiku # 41543, September 4, 2008 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress of Insult me or make me laugh
mine horrid posture
serves purpose none, erasure
blackened soul escape
Haiku # 41542, September 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Lush
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