fart and penis jokes
immature? perhaps, who cares
rather LOL
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
feeling insecure
longing to be repected
for thoughtful haiku
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I don't want to see
You're pretentious arse-talking
Any more, thank you
by Floatation Device
oh andi peters
i miss you and ed the duck
like i miss herpes
by Floatation Device
you think i don't know
and if i'm honest who can
see another's heart?
but i'm the closest
you'll get to seeing
your whys and wherefores
wish i could show you
the sympathy you don't want
wish you'd let me in
by sheena of yup, here
brother don't fall down
wish you could see how much i
wish i could be there
your lost horizon
where s/he'll walk the long young years
grieves me helplessly
by sheena of yup, here
do you really want
to hurt me - do you really
want to make me cry...
Haiku everywhere
In the computer of life;
In bad 80s songs.
by Janis of Santa Monica
generosity
first last center core rind seeds
keep the jihad on
by sheena of yup, here
generosity
first last center core rind seeds
keep the jihad on
by sheena of yup, here
she looked at my nose
crap!...something must be hanging
stay calm...snif...sniiiifffff...wipe
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Floccinaucini-
hilipilification
it's the longest word
by Nth Degree
If it wasn't for
Those voices inside my head
I'd feel all alone
They tell me secrets
Such as why delia smith
Uses limes so much
by Floatation Device
There's no fear on earth
Like that when you drop a log
Bigger than your cock
by Floatation Device
my vimto lolly
drip drop drips on my carpet
my arse is itchy
by Floatation Device
Girl in my bio class
All she talks about is sex
I turn away, scared
Scared that she, that men
will know my lust, and brand me
pervert! sicko! die!
by Guy Montag of IN
Do I really have
problems? I do not know. nor
can anyone tell
by Guy Montag of IN
when you think of it
it's hard to keep the rhythm
breathing in and out
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Social problems are
forgotten when I use comp.
Do I run from them?
by Guy Montag of IN
Nothing about which
to talk; she thinks I hate her.
but it's fear, not hate
by Guy Montag of IN
So misunderstood!
or am I just that bad? that
they hate me? I'm boring.
by Guy Montag of IN
Old Navy, AF
social status symbols. they
tear the people apart
by Guy Montag of IN
Yup i'm a nutcase
I know this all too well. I
just want a true friend
by Guy Montag of IN
I am misled by
the media. they tell me
what to think. i do
by Guy Montag of IN
Three things thought about
in class: music, starcraft, sex
but i am deprived
by Guy Montag of IN
please, leave me alone
quit following me around
and don't call either
I know how that goes
funny, they don't seem to mind
long as you're buying
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
a slack lower lip
does not necessarily
mean dick or no dick
by mount madonna mama
I am so lonely
that I go to badhaiku
for company. sad
by Guy Montag of IN
how much does it cost?
depends, how much do you have?
luckily, they match
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
twisting in the breeze
wrapped in spider web cocoon
the shell of a fly
by mount madonna mama
I caress plastic
hand runs up to the fabric
i love my speakers!
by Guy Montag of IN
take a look at this!
"Wow! how long is it?" she asked
wait, it also grows!
by sirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
as per usual
my lost mother got more lost
lace of blood my heart
by mount madonna mama
only had one dream
of my newly dead mother
she wore a red shirt
by mount madonna mama
spit dribble crusting
can you hear the molecules
surrender moisture?
by mount madonna mama
I once had this scar
A great tale...then it faded
How disappointing
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Big dego crack stink
I shall give you a razor
free us from jungle
by Kackarott
Focus / F.T.S.
Isn't that feminine spray?
No hot chicks allowed...
by Playdog of Boston
finger blasting broads
the juices are still flowing
my hand smells like fish
by Striper Big Cock
Compaq tests suck cock
84 percent? FUCK YOU!
I shit on keyboard...
by Kacarott
skinny skinny pete
do not molest your housemates
who will pay the rent
by Kackarott
snowblind haikuist
curses his resolution
to write more haiku
by ash
successive haiku
with chronology reversed
lose some coherence
by ash
Incoming freshman
How Delightfully nervous
They amuse me so
by Jason of Your Town, USA
ach! i hate homework!
high school's down. but it's up is
very sexy girls
by Anonymous Poet
The Wizard of Oz
Great film. Those flying monkeys
Really shit me up
by Floatation Device
One hand on my mouse.
Whilst the other gently grips
My flacid member
by Floatation Device
new site design - nice
those brown bars a bit too long
mess with my mojo
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas
Riot police walk
me quietly away from
the COMPAQ Deskpro...
by Andy
Netscape 1.1
Is the browser being used
To submit this one
by Janis of Santa Monica
I find it so hard
Not to laugh at those people
That say "tremendous"
by Floatation Device
